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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't have any jeans.

No denim at all.

No tartan.

No office suits.

No stilletos.

No proper trousers.

No white underwear.

What ordinary clothing is a no-no in your wardrobe.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a single pair of gloves!

Or any hats come to think of it.

Nor scarves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do leggings.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't wear jeans or trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own any skinny jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont own any socks or trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a Peruvian hat.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

No trainers or any sort of sports clothing.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs! "

Dresses, skirts n tops and good quality leggings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have a Peruvian hat."

Do you want one...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't have a Peruvian hat."

But do you have one of these?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wttJNXkPRHs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs! "

Nobody outside of a morgue or kitchen should have Crocs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a Peruvian hat."

Oh, but it's a staple item!!

Mine is brown and white

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!! "

Time to de-clutter?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Raincoat, sou'wester, condoms.

Now I'm going to be blocked for no raincoat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No trainers or any sort of sports clothing."

I used be the same... Til I joined a gym

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!! "

This is pretty much what I'm thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never owned a pair of leggings x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs!

Nobody outside of a morgue or kitchen should have Crocs!"

Agreed... although I'd just ban them altogether!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I don't own a playsuit.

I don't have any short shorts.

I don't own any tartan but I've always wanted a cute little tartan skirt.

I don't have anything white... Shirt, t-shirt, trousers etc. Closest I have is a floral dress with an ivory sort of base colour.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!!

This is pretty much what I'm thinking! "

I'm actually quote ashamed of the amount of stuff I have... I've actually got rid of clothes with the tags still on them as i tend to buy the same item in every colour !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a Peruvian hat.

Do you want one..."

Do you have one?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A ruff or muff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have a Peruvian hat.

Do you want one...

Do you have one?"

No...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No :-

baseball caps

Skinny jeans

Wide fronts

Women's clothing X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!!

This is pretty much what I'm thinking!

I'm actually quote ashamed of the amount of stuff I have... I've actually got rid of clothes with the tags still on them as i tend to buy the same item in every colour !! "

That's £££ youre wasting!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"No trainers or any sort of sports clothing.

I used be the same... Til I joined a gym"

that's never going to happen to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a Peruvian hat.

Do you want one...

Do you have one?

No... "

Thats lucky, because I don't want one

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!!

This is pretty much what I'm thinking!

I'm actually quote ashamed of the amount of stuff I have... I've actually got rid of clothes with the tags still on them as i tend to buy the same item in every colour !! "

Stop it! You're making me ashamed too!

(Are we related?!)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"A ruff or muff"

I thought you liked ruff sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs!

Nobody outside of a morgue or kitchen should have Crocs!

Agreed... although I'd just ban them altogether! "

Strongly agree (tick)...

xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!!

This is pretty much what I'm thinking!

I'm actually quote ashamed of the amount of stuff I have... I've actually got rid of clothes with the tags still on them as i tend to buy the same item in every colour !! "

I have huge amounts of clothes and I decided a couple of months ago to ensure I wore them all. So I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No :-

baseball caps

Skinny jeans

Wide fronts

Women's clothing X

"

Curious... What's wide fronts???

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

No jeans or tartan here

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!!

This is pretty much what I'm thinking!

I'm actually quote ashamed of the amount of stuff I have... I've actually got rid of clothes with the tags still on them as i tend to buy the same item in every colour !!

I have huge amounts of clothes and I decided a couple of months ago to ensure I wore them all. So I do "

Must be fkin hot in this weather

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

Around here it seems tracksuits are the norm. I don't have any of them.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I dont own any Shorts, hats, scarfs, stilettos

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've got everything you can possibly think of... trouble is I don't wear half of it !!!

This is pretty much what I'm thinking!

I'm actually quote ashamed of the amount of stuff I have... I've actually got rid of clothes with the tags still on them as i tend to buy the same item in every colour !!

I have huge amounts of clothes and I decided a couple of months ago to ensure I wore them all. So I do

Must be fkin hot in this weather "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wear real fur

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

No cravat

No dinner jacket

No cuff links

Two ties, one for weddings one for funerals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"I dont own any Shorts, hats, scarfs, stilettos"

Are you a naturist hun lol !!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't own the knickers I took off next doors washing...oh right, okay sorry misunderstood the topic "

Thought you were gonna say Doc Martins

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"No cravat

No dinner jacket

No cuff links

Two ties, one for weddings one for funerals"

Got the lot.

And eveningwear, and tails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own the knickers I took off next doors washing...oh right, okay sorry misunderstood the topic

Thought you were gonna say Doc Martins "

Wish I'd thought of that

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"I don't wear real fur"

Nor me but I do have 15 faux furs in various colours !!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"No cravat

No dinner jacket

No cuff links

Two ties, one for weddings one for funerals

Got the lot.

And eveningwear, and tails "

And where d'you wear the diamond?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I dont own any Shorts, hats, scarfs, stilettos

Are you a naturist hun lol !! "

Only if its hot

Probably loads more I dont own but my brains not functioning now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White underwear.

Just not a fan of them.

Prefer black boxers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sportswear. All shorts or jeans.

No trainers. No proper shoes. No slippers/comfy indoor shoes. High top boots only.

I own no underwear. Not single pair of my boxers remain now. Always commando

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"No cravat

No dinner jacket

No cuff links

Two ties, one for weddings one for funerals

Got the lot.

And eveningwear, and tails

And where d'you wear the diamond?"

I have no diamonds - 100% pure Zirconium, sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own any basques.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd socks, I only buy black socks of identical pattern.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs!

Nobody outside of a morgue or kitchen should have Crocs!"

I have a battered old pair I use as slippers. ..hate those things..keep getting them for Christmas and flip-flops- waste of a shoe

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

No suits or ties here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No tracksuits

No crocs.

No Kagools (can't spell that!)

For both of us.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

no cardigens

no board shorts

no crocs

no sandals

k

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I do not ( and will never) own

A baseball cap

Sandals

I own shorts, but strictly only for wear when participating in sport . Men should not be seen in public in shorts, unless they are doing sport.

Likewise trainers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Underwear of any kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres a shocker for the wrong reasons

I dont own....

A dress

A skirt

Smart trousers

Smart shoes

Heeled boots

A corset

Suspenders

I sometimes wish i could but for me its not going to happen. If I could get to clubs I wouldn't feel "right" in my jeans and tops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no corsets - no hats - have bras but god knows why i keep them as they been in the drawer for over a decade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No culottes

No tracksuit or shell suit

No night dress

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By *atie ShayTV/TS
over a year ago

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Chavvy track suits!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

People say I'm crazy, I've got diamonds in the soles of my shoes

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Like you op I own No denim or tartan but I also don't do hats

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Chavvy track suits! "

Oh yes that also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No jeans, not for years.

Boxer shorts maybe disappearing. I got into the habit of wearing only, um...gender-inappropriate underwear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no white underwear or socks!

Nor do I own any hats.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

A hoodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shorts. I can't and won't wear shorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um... what do you wear?

I have no Crocs!

Nobody outside of a morgue or kitchen should have Crocs!

Agreed... although I'd just ban them altogether! "

I bloody love my crocs! But they are purely for at home, mostly something easy to slip on and off for pottering round the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a coat. They just make me look enormous and feel really restrictive.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

As I discovered just the other day, I don't own a single tie.

I also don't own (or have ever worn) a suit.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"As I discovered just the other day, I don't own a single tie.

I also don't own (or have ever worn) a suit."

But you have a plentiful sock collection. I admire your ability to keep them together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own anything remotely in fashion.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham


"As I discovered just the other day, I don't own a single tie.

I also don't own (or have ever worn) a suit.

But you have a plentiful sock collection. I admire your ability to keep them together "

Thank you Socks are my most plentiful item of clothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes "

Slob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

Slob"

Yep I'm a slob for only owning active clothing

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't own a suit or a single pair of formal trousers come to think of it. No skinny jeans (I have one sole pair and they're a bootcut). No Ugg boots or crocs. I don't have a playsuit or jumpsuit. No slippers. I have never owned a tracksuit or jogging bottoms. I don't have any trainers unless you count various pairs of Converse. I own many hats but no baseball caps or trucker hats. And I don't have a watch.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

Slob

Yep I'm a slob for only owning active clothing "

It's a simple survey of a man's means and character. Look for:

* shoes

* belt

* watch

* wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

Slob

Yep I'm a slob for only owning active clothing

It's a simple survey of a man's means and character. Look for:

* shoes

* belt

* watch

* wallet

"

Why would you need a watch when you already have a mobile? Show off much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own clothes that are suitable for my age.. Very boring, very black and very frumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont possess ugg boots or crocs or knee high boots for that matter

Or any long sleeve tops

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

Slob

Yep I'm a slob for only owning active clothing

It's a simple survey of a man's means and character. Look for:

* shoes

* belt

* watch

* wallet

Why would you need a watch when you already have a mobile? Show off much?"

...is my point - these things are 'tells' about a person's means and character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

Slob

Yep I'm a slob for only owning active clothing

It's a simple survey of a man's means and character. Look for:

* shoes

* belt

* watch

* wallet

Why would you need a watch when you already have a mobile? Show off much?

...is my point - these things are 'tells' about a person's means and character. "

I would rather be a surprise. Wear 90's double XL t-shirt with 3/4 shorts, a chain around my neck and be the one helping an old lady cross the street while donating money from my smartphone to children in need from my savings account in a Swiss bank

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

Slob

Yep I'm a slob for only owning active clothing

It's a simple survey of a man's means and character. Look for:

* shoes

* belt

* watch

* wallet

Why would you need a watch when you already have a mobile? Show off much?

...is my point - these things are 'tells' about a person's means and character.

I would rather be a surprise. Wear 90's double XL t-shirt with 3/4 shorts, a chain around my neck and be the one helping an old lady cross the street while donating money from my smartphone to children in need from my savings account in a Swiss bank "

Classy :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own a suit.

I don't own a fitting pair of jeans.

I don't own smart shoes

Slob

Yep I'm a slob for only owning active clothing

It's a simple survey of a man's means and character. Look for:

* shoes

* belt

* watch

* wallet

Why would you need a watch when you already have a mobile? Show off much?

...is my point - these things are 'tells' about a person's means and character.

I would rather be a surprise. Wear 90's double XL t-shirt with 3/4 shorts, a chain around my neck and be the one helping an old lady cross the street while donating money from my smartphone to children in need from my savings account in a Swiss bank

Classy :/"

They say that first thing someome notices about you is your shoes.

I've actually caught quite a few people looking at mine at times and feel like I'm being judged.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Crocs, ugg boots.

Tartan.

Nightdress

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"I don't do leggings."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

recently started wearing trainers and sportswear as I have been on a fitness mission....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't now, nor will I ever own a Gillet.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No kilts, despite there being lots of shops selling them all within walking distance of where I am in Edinburgh

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By *r Lover 1987Man
over a year ago

manchester m22

I don't own any boxers

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

i dont own tartan skirt.denim jacket,crocs,denim skirt.mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and I don't own any thongs..

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I don't have a bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own....

short shorts

Bikini

Halter tops/dresses

A suit (skirt)

White stilletos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and I don't own any thongs..

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and I don't own any thongs..

"

fucking hate the things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and I don't own any thongs..

fucking hate the things. "

You're right, they're better off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently don't own a corset - someone was a tad over-enthusiastic removing my lovely red one and killed it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I currently don't own a corset - someone was a tad over-enthusiastic removing my lovely red one and killed it! "

Oh no. The fecker.

Mine are too big for me now.

Shopping trip much needed.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Fucking cardigans. Fuck off you gavin and stacey Essex bellends

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"oh and I don't own any thongs..

"

Hate them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a ball gown or tiara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lot of things that I don't wear. I've got a pair of trainers that are about 8 years old and worn about twice.

I don't own

A sweatshirt

Any sport branded clothing

floral leggings

Hoodies

Very high heeled platform shoes or sandals

Any New Look shoes

Any playsuits

Anything tartan

I do however have crocs. They are toe post flip flops, im trying to make it sound better than it actually is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dungarees. Don't have them, mother forced myself and little sis into matching dungarees and polo necked sweaters in the late seventies. I still shudder at the memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't own clothes that are suitable for my age.. Very boring, very black and very frumpy "

You out of your clothes is not boring

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

After a quick look, I don't own any skirts.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I currently don't own a corset - someone was a tad over-enthusiastic removing my lovely red one and killed it! "

why did they not do the kind thing and buy you a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I currently don't own a corset - someone was a tad over-enthusiastic removing my lovely red one and killed it!

why did they not do the kind thing and buy you a new one "

m

My thoughts exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and I don't own any thongs..

Hate them!!"

I'm glad someone agrees!

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

football shirts and lederhoser

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Leggings

Bikini

Shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love leggings now that I'm slimmer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No crocs or ugg boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Hawaiian shirt.

I want one

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

never been tempted by a mankini or novelty thongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are lots of clothes I used to have but don't any more - it's called "having teenage daughters".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it may stun you all,but I don't own a boob tube

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"it may stun you all,but I don't own a boob tube "

I've never owned one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"football shirts and lederhoser"

oktoberfest isn't the same without them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it may stun you all,but I don't own a boob tube

I've never owned one "

what neither of you?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I don't own...

Crocs

Ugg boots (fake or real)

Smart trousers (my legs are too chunky)

Hoodie

Tracksuit bottoms / joggers

Nightie

I do have lots of shoes and boots and several trilbys.

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"football shirts and lederhoser"

Quite a combo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football shirts.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay


"football shirts and lederhoser

Quite a combo!"

thinking I may have to give it a go, sure I could pull that look off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"football shirts and lederhoser

Quite a combo!

thinking I may have to give it a go, sure I could pull that look off"

Herman ze German !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own a white belt or plus fours but I do own golf shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leggings

Bikini

Shorts

"

With that body you should own all 3!!

Also men that dont wear jeans ... What do you wear then?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Bikini

Killer heels

Knickers

Ballet pumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had the body for skinny jeans and uggs!

Alas, I don't own either or a cummerbund!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont think i own anything that cost over 50 quid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leg warmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own any skirts but seriously I dont own them one piece thing onesie or something lol I don't own and scarfs.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oh yes no Onesies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I don't own a full suit of plate armour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I currently don't own a corset - someone was a tad over-enthusiastic removing my lovely red one and killed it!

why did they not do the kind thing and buy you a new one m

My thoughts exactly. "

After nearly 18 months now you tell me!!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I don't have a fez, bowler hat, waistcoat, cravat, smoking jacket, braces or a blouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also men that dont wear jeans ... What do you wear then? "

Obligatory reply of 'nothing!'. Sorry, ma'am, it's the law.

Don't know if they have a proper name, I always call them walking trousers. Much comfier than jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People say I'm crazy, I've got diamonds in the soles of my shoes "
are you a rich girl but don't try to hide it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I don't seem to own one of a pair of flip flops any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one pair of shoes with heels over two inches. Nor do I have a pair of stockings or suspenders.

I do want a pair of leather full chaps. I think they'd be fun...

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Cricket whites.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I don't own any

Tartan

Corsets

Thigh boots

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