FabSwingers.com forum: Things only a friend can say...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I have a mahosive spot on my chin

its been there for days and even though I have started a new job nobody has mentioned it.

This thing is as big as my head I look like John Merrick but even my family have averted their eyes and said nothing.

Tonight I met my beautiful girlfriends for dinner. As I approached the table in a busy resturant my lovely friend said rather loudly "what the f**k is wrong with your face"

So my question is what things can only a friend say?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Yes your bum does look big in that??

(Ducks)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Yes your bum does look big in that??

(Ducks)"

Was gonna suggest bum creme - the Sudocream you put on nappy-rashed bottoms.

Works a treat on spots.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Why does your wife keep buying new underware?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you have put weight on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a nickname that many people have tried to call me (because it follows from my real name) but only one very special friend is actually allowed to say.

Other than that I guess it's the usual stuff. Friends of mine can get away with murder when it comes to me - I expect brutal honesty from them and would be more disappointed if I didn't get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does your wife keep buying new underwear?"

Ftfy

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I find tea tree works a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find tea tree works a treat"

I need a tree to cover it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a nickname that many people have tried to call me (because it follows from my real name) but only one very special friend is actually allowed to say.

Other than that I guess it's the usual stuff. Friends of mine can get away with murder when it comes to me - I expect brutal honesty from them and would be more disappointed if I didn't get it. "

me too but one of mine is a little loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck are you wearing and what's up you look like shit I have said to my 2 close friends but I've had much worse back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friend is InnocentLooksDirtyMind on here. She is *zero* filter and literally says exactly what she thinks. It's often hilarious and I love her for it. If much prefer brutal honesty than someone blowing smoke up my arse.

Not sure why I've stuck around here so long haha!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm as brutal to my friends as they are to me.

It works

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm as brutal to my friends as they are to me.

It works

Oh lovely. But tie me up first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a nickname that many people have tried to call me"

Dickhead?

I'm spechul!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm as brutal to my friends as they are to me.

It works

Oh lovely. But tie me up first.

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Your bum actually does look big in that... lol !!

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Yes your bum does look big in that??

(Ducks)"

Damn I just wrote same thing then decided to scroll up !!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There are just no limits though occasionally the timid plead for some mercy and restraint. 'Advice' upon partners, clothes, fitness, body, weight, sex. Sometimes just one or two words is enough to convey the complete meaning. Brutal but thoughtful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I have a mahosive spot on my chin

its been there for days and even though I have started a new job nobody has mentioned it.

This thing is as big as my head I look like John Merrick but even my family have averted their eyes and said nothing.

Tonight I met my beautiful girlfriends for dinner. As I approached the table in a busy resturant my lovely friend said rather loudly "what the f**k is wrong with your face""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything! I appreciate their honesty as long as it's not in a nasty way.

I have a family member that points out all my flaws

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Mates can mention anything from the clothes your are wearing, to the people you are dating. If they are decent Mates they will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best friend is InnocentLooksDirtyMind on here. She is *zero* filter and literally says exactly what she thinks. It's often hilarious and I love her for it. If much prefer brutal honesty than someone blowing smoke up my arse.

Not sure why I've stuck around here so long haha!"

This has made me giggle. A lot. If I can't be honest with you who can I be honest with! *zero fucks given*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends can and will say anything. I worry if they are being nice to me. Makes me think something is wrong.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

One of my friends has a habit of gauging just when I am about to go into a rant and delights in popping my bubble with 'ooh, hang on, she's about to go into full fishwife mode. Any new swear words?'. The others are just cunts and I love them all and wouldn't have them any other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a nickname that many people have tried to call me

Dickhead?

I'm spechul!"

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Friends can tell me stfu and generally take the complete p out of me and i will just laugh

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

My dad always told me 'You can tell how good a friend someone is by how much you can insult them'. I have found this to be the truth.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Totally inappropriate nicknames that only they could get away with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That looks shit on you put the one instead !!

I would never let my girlfriends leave the house not looking as beautiful as they can be

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only really good friends can call me a bitch as I know they don't mean it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, your looking well, OK so I guess Iv been previously looking ill ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

When my bestie came to visit me in hospital at Christmas... "by Christ, you look like fuckin skeletor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my bestie came to visit me in hospital at Christmas... "by Christ, you look like fuckin skeletor""

Mmm I guess that's much better than saying

Fukin hell you look like He-Man

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"When my bestie came to visit me in hospital at Christmas... "by Christ, you look like fuckin skeletor"

Mmm I guess that's much better than saying

Fukin hell you look like He-Man "

to be fair I was seriously ill and had lost 2 stone in 10 days and dropped down to 6 stone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my bestie came to visit me in hospital at Christmas... "by Christ, you look like fuckin skeletor"

Mmm I guess that's much better than saying

Fukin hell you look like He-Man

to be fair I was seriously ill and had lost 2 stone in 10 days and dropped down to 6 stone lol

Sorry to hear that, hope your ok ?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

After a daft comment my friend told me today 'you're so dense sometimes you make a minion look like a Mensa member'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A best friend can say anything my two best friends could tell me anything also I always introduce my two best friends to my girlfriend over time and they have been spot on every time. I would take advice from these two then anyone else.

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