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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm just looking for a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I checked I was a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry,

I'm washing my hair...all week

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm just looking for a guy. "

Yeah... *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy. "

If you find one fitting the description above please refer to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

*waves......frantically

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"sorry,

I'm washing my hair...all week"

Are you doing them one at a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves a bit more.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower "

I was pretty shocked myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower "

sorry normal service will resume once I've had a cold shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "
Maybe i can be of assistance to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waves a bit more....."

Wuv you Markoh

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

I'll have one of those as well please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

I was pretty shocked myself!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

I was pretty shocked myself!

"

Oh my god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more impressed if you found a guy who didn't like this!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Winks at knitter you know where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower "
lmaoo hahaha well atleast you will be fresh i think every woman on that thread is sexually unbalanced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it....... "

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha we always knew there was a 'side'to you - like is missy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I'll have one of those as well please "

I asked first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute "

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

But your profile says not looking to meet at the moment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves a bit more.....

Wuv you Markoh "

Wuv you more.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha we always knew there was a 'side'to you - like is missy xx "

I am on a swinging site it shouldn't be too surprising that I like to

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I would have been interested but it's been so hot I've been drinking a lot of tap water and I feel a bit queer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big are your nails ?

Oh and can you wait for the V line to show up again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......"

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have been interested but it's been so hot I've been drinking a lot of tap water and I feel a bit queer."

Okay

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

But your profile says not looking to meet at the moment..."
. That's not her real profile, that's her secret agent one her real profile says she needs a job at ' hunks r us' love you chick, if I find one I'll send him you're way Mrs blue eyes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"sorry,

I'm washing my hair...all week"

Speed it up, Paddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big are your nails ?

Oh and can you wait for the V line to show up again "

Refer to recent pics

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Ms Knitter....

We are used to you being so nice, sprinkling fairy dust.....

This is so bad!

Please be bad more often! It kinda suits

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

But your profile says not looking to meet at the moment.... That's not her real profile, that's her secret agent one her real profile says she needs a job at ' hunks r us' love you chick, if I find one I'll send him you're way Mrs blue eyes "
. ' your ' bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy. "

I'm just looking for SOME guys. Groups very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha we always knew there was a 'side'to you - like is missy xx

I am on a swinging site it shouldn't be too surprising that I like to "

not surprised at all - just glad to see it on the screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Ms Knitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

But your profile says not looking to meet at the moment.... That's not her real profile, that's her secret agent one her real profile says she needs a job at ' hunks r us' love you chick, if I find one I'll send him you're way Mrs blue eyes "

Thank you Mrs. Dont forget cookies please. Luv you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ms Knitter....

We are used to you being so nice, sprinkling fairy dust.....

This is so bad!

Please be bad more often! It kinda suits "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy.

I'm just looking for SOME guys. Groups very welcome. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton"
Think that friend is me ms knitter lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh! Are we putting in orders??

I'll take a guy - Brown hair, handsome face, strong jawline, preference for brown eyes, slim to athletic build. Slightly dominant.

Message me

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

But your profile says not looking to meet at the moment.... That's not her real profile, that's her secret agent one her real profile says she needs a job at ' hunks r us' love you chick, if I find one I'll send him you're way Mrs blue eyes

Thank you Mrs. Dont forget cookies please. Luv you "
. That will be the second batch this evening mind you have to keep your strength up

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I'll have one of those as well please

I asked first "

True but we could share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oohh! Are we putting in orders??

I'll take a guy - Brown hair, handsome face, strong jawline, preference for brown eyes, slim to athletic build. Slightly dominant.

Message me "
Definitely could interest you there except for the brown eyes i have blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy.

If you find one fitting the description above please refer to me "

and to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton"

Ah Im sorry I was being greedy its just you are part of my mmf fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"haha we always knew there was a 'side'to you - like is missy xx

I am on a swinging site it shouldn't be too surprising that I like to

not surprised at all - just glad to see it on the screen

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Ms Knitter "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry,

I'm washing my hair...all week

Speed it up, Paddy."

1 hair at a time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton Think that friend is me ms knitter lmaoo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton

Ah Im sorry I was being greedy its just you are part of my mmf fantasy "

Only because you know I make a cracking cup of tea..... seriously between baking and brewing I feel that I may have other desirable attributes, but no... my ears and whiskers (wut?!) , always the guy with the refreshments....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oohh! Are we putting in orders??

I'll take a guy - Brown hair, handsome face, strong jawline, preference for brown eyes, slim to athletic build. Slightly dominant.

Message me "

Well i thought it was worth a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big are your nails ?

Oh and can you wait for the V line to show up again

Refer to recent pics "

Well as long as you don't draw blood

I have a V line but also a over hang at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton Think that friend is me ms knitter lmaoo

"
You will be doing more than winking in a minute.Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

But your profile says not looking to meet at the moment.... That's not her real profile, that's her secret agent one her real profile says she needs a job at ' hunks r us' love you chick, if I find one I'll send him you're way Mrs blue eyes

Thank you Mrs. Dont forget cookies please. Luv you . That will be the second batch this evening mind you have to keep your strength up "

Never to many of your cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

sorry normal service will resume once I've had a cold shower "

Can we share one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I'll have one of those as well please

I asked first

True but we could share "

I like how you think lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower lmaoo hahaha well atleast you will be fresh i think every woman on that thread is sexually unbalanced "

I don't think the men were far off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!! "
Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy.

If you find one fitting the description above please refer to me

and to me "

Hey there is a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!! Hello "
Yeah mate You got it off google lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pain no gain )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton

Ah Im sorry I was being greedy its just you are part of my mmf fantasy

Only because you know I make a cracking cup of tea..... seriously between baking and brewing I feel that I may have other desirable attributes, but no... my ears and whiskers (wut?!) , always the guy with the refreshments...."

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How big are your nails ?

Oh and can you wait for the V line to show up again

Refer to recent pics

Well as long as you don't draw blood

I have a V line but also a over hang at the moment

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

sorry normal service will resume once I've had a cold shower

Can we share one "

Yes please

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it....... "

It'll be in France by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

sorry normal service will resume once I've had a cold shower

Can we share one

Yes please "
OII can't be doing that without me getting involved lmaoo I'll hose you both down

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

You dirty bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Waves*

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over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton

Ah Im sorry I was being greedy its just you are part of my mmf fantasy

Only because you know I make a cracking cup of tea..... seriously between baking and brewing I feel that I may have other desirable attributes, but no... my ears and whiskers (wut?!) , always the guy with the refreshments....

Stop it "

Whoop! Whoop! We have now arrived in Paulinhuffton...... you can make your own tea.... I have a budgie to catch... and I don't have a V or a W or an A, my pain threshold is extremely high.... and ....and ..... and!! so bleaurgh!

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over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

It'll be in France by now "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch "

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Waves* "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton

Ah Im sorry I was being greedy its just you are part of my mmf fantasy

Only because you know I make a cracking cup of tea..... seriously between baking and brewing I feel that I may have other desirable attributes, but no... my ears and whiskers (wut?!) , always the guy with the refreshments....

Stop it

Whoop! Whoop! We have now arrived in Paulinhuffton...... you can make your own tea.... I have a budgie to catch... and I don't have a V or a W or an A, my pain threshold is extremely high.... and ....and ..... and!! so bleaurgh!"

You do so have a v I've seen it now stop being petulant or I will bring the flogger

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee"

Ok then but only if I can watch x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!! Hello Yeah mate You got it off google lmaoo "

Lol,nah I don't nick my fantasies off of google.....If I had It would've been lot longer n a lot more descriptive!

Though I'll take it as a compliment that anyone read that n thought.....nahhh,he didn't come up with that by himself!

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton

Ah Im sorry I was being greedy its just you are part of my mmf fantasy

Only because you know I make a cracking cup of tea..... seriously between baking and brewing I feel that I may have other desirable attributes, but no... my ears and whiskers (wut?!) , always the guy with the refreshments....

Stop it

Whoop! Whoop! We have now arrived in Paulinhuffton...... you can make your own tea.... I have a budgie to catch... and I don't have a V or a W or an A, my pain threshold is extremely high.... and ....and ..... and!! so bleaurgh!

You do so have a v I've seen it now stop being petulant or I will bring the flogger "

I have just searched for the "flogger" profile and couldn't find anyone with that name..... should I be worried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!! Hello Yeah mate You got it off google lmaoo

Lol,nah I don't nick my fantasies off of google.....If I had It would've been lot longer n a lot more descriptive!

Though I'll take it as a compliment that anyone read that n thought.....nahhh,he didn't come up with that by himself!

Cheers "
Lmao you was taking away the shine lol had to do something lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

Ok then but only if I can watch x"

You could join in if you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!! Hello Yeah mate You got it off google lmaoo

Lol,nah I don't nick my fantasies off of google.....If I had It would've been lot longer n a lot more descriptive!

Though I'll take it as a compliment that anyone read that n thought.....nahhh,he didn't come up with that by himself!

Cheers "

I liked it Bruce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

Is this your way of volunteering as tribute

erm..... YES!

I mean.... NO!

I mean, will a woman tell me what the correct response to this is, I am confused........

......here budgie, budgie......

The correct response would be

"Yes please Knitter and I have a friend who'd like to join us"

Oh right.. so I am not enough, i'll make the tea whilst you get busy? Nice... Next stop Paulinhuffton

Ah Im sorry I was being greedy its just you are part of my mmf fantasy

Only because you know I make a cracking cup of tea..... seriously between baking and brewing I feel that I may have other desirable attributes, but no... my ears and whiskers (wut?!) , always the guy with the refreshments....

Stop it

Whoop! Whoop! We have now arrived in Paulinhuffton...... you can make your own tea.... I have a budgie to catch... and I don't have a V or a W or an A, my pain threshold is extremely high.... and ....and ..... and!! so bleaurgh!

You do so have a v I've seen it now stop being petulant or I will bring the flogger

I have just searched for the "flogger" profile and couldn't find anyone with that name..... should I be worried?"

Pics sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

Hey

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Must be the new job... Bringing out your wanton side..

Hmmm let's think is there any guys who'd like this...

Back in a minute I'll go ask ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!! Hello "

You'll have to tie me down or handcuff my hands behind my back.......I doubt I'd have the willpower after 5 min of teasing from you to stop myself grabbing you,throwing you on the bed,pinning you down n.......wait!....I'll need to refer to google to fill in the rest of my fantasy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

Hey "

Hello Handsome nice ummm V

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must be the new job... Bringing out your wanton side..

Hmmm let's think is there any guys who'd like this...

Back in a minute I'll go ask .."

Thanks. Hurry I am feeling a little ummm well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds good,specially the teasing part!

I've recently become fixated on the idea of being teased as a major part of foreplay.....

Me lying or sitting down n not allowed to touch her as she brushes her body n hair over mine,kisses n bites my neck n chest,abdomen n inner thighs.

Licks n flicks my cock with her tongue n grinds her pussy up n down it but stopping short of a full on bj n penetration!

Until she decides I/she has had enough teasing n lets me turn the tables teasing her for a bit,before unleashing my inner tiger upon her!

Fuckkkk yessssss!!!!! Hello

You'll have to tie me down or handcuff my hands behind my back.......I doubt I'd have the willpower after 5 min of teasing from you to stop myself grabbing you,throwing you on the bed,pinning you down n.......wait!....I'll need to refer to google to fill in the rest of my fantasy! "

Lolled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm I am here

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

Ok then but only if I can watch x

You could join in if you like "

I like. Bring that Bruce guy??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here "

Hello handsome are you voluntering

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

Ok then but only if I can watch x

You could join in if you like

I like. Bring that Bruce guy?? "

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Must be the new job... Bringing out your wanton side..

Hmmm let's think is there any guys who'd like this...

Back in a minute I'll go ask ..

Thanks. Hurry I am feeling a little ummm well "

I'm just waiting on the guys getting back to me, you know how many messages us single guys get...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy.

I'm just looking for SOME guys. Groups very welcome.

"

And a few exceptional girls xx

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By *xx1Man
over a year ago

.


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

sorry normal service will resume once I've had a cold shower "

That's a shame MrsK, I quite enjoy your raunchy side x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must be the new job... Bringing out your wanton side..

Hmmm let's think is there any guys who'd like this...

Back in a minute I'll go ask ..

Thanks. Hurry I am feeling a little ummm well

I'm just waiting on the guys getting back to me, you know how many messages us single guys get... "

I know its rough us girls just need to be patient

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy.

I'm just looking for SOME guys. Groups very welcome.

And a few exceptional girls xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

First tie Tuesday and now the lovely knitter posting a teasing thread like this. I cant cope Im going for another cold shower

sorry normal service will resume once I've had a cold shower

That's a shame MrsK, I quite enjoy your raunchy side x"

Why thank you kindly sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm I am here "

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

Ok then but only if I can watch x

You could join in if you like

I like. Bring that Bruce guy?? "

Now there's an offer I definitely can't refuse!

The flying monkeys haven't arrived to pick me up yet.....dammit!

I'll get the train....wouldn't wanna miss being mercilessly teased by two tantalising lovelies!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose) "

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys. "

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

Ok then but only if I can watch x

You could join in if you like

I like. Bring that Bruce guy??

Now there's an offer I definitely can't refuse!

The flying monkeys haven't arrived to pick me up yet.....dammit!

I'll get the train....wouldn't wanna miss being mercilessly teased by two tantalising lovelies!"

Train might be safer the monkies are a little wild

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose) "

I am not a piece of meat

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug "

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug "

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

no no no,,imthe one that's does that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun..."

Okay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

no no no,,imthe one that's does that"

You have to learn to share Mikki. This girl has needs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l'd like to try that as long as she likes it back. l want to have sore muscles the next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nails down the back only before sex or oral. The during sex or the blowjob its revenge time . A mans like an elephant we never forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

Ok then but only if I can watch x

You could join in if you like

I like. Bring that Bruce guy??

Now there's an offer I definitely can't refuse!

The flying monkeys haven't arrived to pick me up yet.....dammit!

I'll get the train....wouldn't wanna miss being mercilessly teased by two tantalising lovelies!

Train might be safer the monkies are a little wild "

It's ok so am I....I'm their king and leader n the wildest of them all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"l'd like to try that as long as she likes it back. l want to have sore muscles the next day."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nails down the back only before sex or oral. The during sex or the blowjob its revenge time . A mans like an elephant we never forget"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

You dirty bitch

Oh come on lady just one then I promise to be good again pleaseeee

Ok then but only if I can watch x

You could join in if you like

I like. Bring that Bruce guy??

Now there's an offer I definitely can't refuse!

The flying monkeys haven't arrived to pick me up yet.....dammit!

I'll get the train....wouldn't wanna miss being mercilessly teased by two tantalising lovelies!

Train might be safer the monkies are a little wild

It's ok so am I....I'm their king and leader n the wildest of them all! "

Ohhhh

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

Okay "

But my most loving kisses would await your return...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

no no no,,imthe one that's does that

You have to learn to share Mikki. This girl has needs too "

I share enugh,,lol,,but somthings I dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy.

I'm just looking for SOME guys. Groups very welcome.

And a few exceptional girls xx

"

Ok ok stop it now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

Okay

But my most loving kisses would await your return..."

better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

no no no,,imthe one that's does that

You have to learn to share Mikki. This girl has needs too

I share enugh,,lol,,but somthings I dont"

Well this time you'll need to cause Im all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy.

I'm just looking for SOME guys. Groups very welcome.

And a few exceptional girls xx

Ok ok stop it now xx "

mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Hello handsome are you voluntering "

Always my sparking eyes friend xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Hello handsome are you voluntering

Always my sparking eyes friend xx "

Sparking eyes

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over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

I like my back scratched with nails

I also believe I has that V line south

Just need the woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I like my back scratched with nails

I also believe I has that V line south

Just need the woman "

Sounds like a match

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

Okay

But my most loving kisses would await your return...

better "

But the prenup will require you to be unfaithful at least once a month.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

Okay

But my most loving kisses would await your return...

better

But the prenup will require you to be unfaithful at least once a month."

Done I prefer to know my.assets are secure

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

Okay

But my most loving kisses would await your return...

better

But the prenup will require you to be unfaithful at least once a month.

Done I prefer to know my.assets are secure "

Unlike Paul McC I will go down on one knee again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Erm I am here

Pull a ticket & stand in line (a bit like the deli counter in Waitrose)

Or the blood test unit at Guys.

First you dont like christmas and now you dont want me to have fun bah humbug

If you were my wife I would insist you went out and had fun...

Okay

But my most loving kisses would await your return...

better

But the prenup will require you to be unfaithful at least once a month.

Done I prefer to know my.assets are secure

Unlike Paul McC I will go down on one knee again "

Hahahaha you are a little bit funny

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

Bloody hell late again..

Back of the queue

But DAYYUM!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

Bloody hell late again..

Back of the queue

But DAYYUM!! "

Nice cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking for a budgie; its blue; and goes by the name of Nostradamus; it's not mine, I was "looking after" it.......

It'll be in France by now "

That's what happened to my cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I like my back scratched with nails

I also believe I has that V line south

Just need the woman "

I can help with your verb conjugation if you let me stroke your thighs

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

Bloody hell late again..

Back of the queue

But DAYYUM!!

Nice cuffs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I like my back scratched with nails

I also believe I has that V line south

Just need the woman

I can help with your verb conjugation if you let me stroke your thighs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

Bloody hell late again..

Back of the queue

But DAYYUM!!

Nice cuffs

"

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I like my back scratched with nails

I also believe I has that V line south

Just need the woman

I can help with your verb conjugation if you let me stroke your thighs "

Happy endings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay off to bed so feel free to.come join me

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

Bloody hell late again..

Back of the queue

But DAYYUM!!

Nice cuffs

"

Ooh you have cuffs too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay off to bed so feel free to.come join me "

Well Im not a guy but I'd love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I like my back scratched with nails

I also believe I has that V line south

Just need the woman

I can help with your verb conjugation if you let me stroke your thighs "

Me has not need verb conjugation help, excuse you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Still looking? I'm available now, well I might be if I hadn't got to make a cuppa

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay off to bed so feel free to.come join me "
I'd love to come and join but I don't think you will be sleeping

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By *he-Dirty-DuoMan
over a year ago

Boston

[Removed by poster at 17/08/16 06:43:16]

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By *he-Dirty-DuoMan
over a year ago

Boston


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

I love it when Mrs D runs her nails down my back and bum

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

Here is a woman that would like you to do this too.

I don't have a v line. But I have boobs. Like big ones

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I'll have one of those as well please

I asked first

True but we could share

I like how you think lady "

There are plenty of us to go round! Not that I mind being shared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good Morning All. Grrrrrr woken up well still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Morning All. Grrrrrr woken up well still "

Budge over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Morning All. Grrrrrr woken up well still

Budge over "

Jump in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

Here is a woman that would like you to do this too.

I don't have a v line. But I have boobs. Like big ones

MrsSB "

Ohhh I love your boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

bring the belt

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I'll have one of those as well please "

If there's any spare please send them my way xx

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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago

gillingham

I'm chasing Dory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I'll have one of those as well please

If there's any spare please send them my way xx"

Sure but I have to test them first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm chasing Dory "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just looking for a guy. "

Im here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm chasing Dory "

Ive forgot whos dory

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

I'll have one of those as well please

If there's any spare please send them my way xx

Sure but I have to test them first "

I can live with that or I could join in xx

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying

Here is a woman that would like you to do this too.

I don't have a v line. But I have boobs. Like big ones

MrsSB

Ohhh I love your boobies "

Boobies. Nom nom nom

MrsSB

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Morning, we had an early night & been catching up on here & feeling all horny again now..

We blame you Ms Knitter, So what you going to do about it?

x

S&H

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"sorry,

I'm washing my hair...all week

Are you doing them one at a time? "

I thought you were talking to Knitter then.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

Expert at use and abuse (nicely-ish) here.

Also I have a U (rather than V) available for tracing with nails and teeth.

PM me and this experience could be yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am your man if I can stick my cones somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who likes a women to drag her nails down his backside.

Trace hrr teeth down those v lines south.

Who likes to completely spoil, tease, use and abuse (nicely-ish)

Just saying "

Oh you may just find one or two willing chaps Ms Knitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm so many lovely offers now I can't concentrate and keep imagining you with my body draped across you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmm so many lovely offers now I can't concentrate and keep imagining you with my body draped across you "

Oh that would include the lovely ladies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just in time

Thanks everyone.

Knitter kisses

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