FabSwingers.com forum: In my head...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I emerge from the sea after a swim I'm like a red headed version of Ursula Andress from Dr No...

Whereas in reality I'm more like Ursula the sea witch from the little mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't want to know what goes through my head I'd get sectioned if people knew lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I emerge from the sea after a swim I'm like a red headed version of Ursula Andress from Dr No...

Whereas in reality I'm more like Ursula the sea witch from the little mermaid

Thats just not true you are very lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar: but for me it's Bond in Casino Royale

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Similar: but for me it's Bond in Casino Royale

But you would be for real

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Similar: but for me it's Bond in Casino Royale

But you would be for real

Pointy nipples and everything.

In my head I'm much taller.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

In my head I can sing beautifully but in reality oh no, I can empty pubs!!!! My kids were mortified when I done karaoke on holiday

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I sometimes drive the Millenium Falcon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call dibs on Mrs Potts

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

In my head I've a 6 pack rather than a relaxed 1 pack. My cocks huge to

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

in my head I have a voice like Mariella Frostrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up trying to imagine I'm a sexy goddess emerging from the waves ~ the reality I'm lumbering from the sea with as much grace as a wave swept baby elephant

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In my head I am popular....Jessica Rabbit.. This will never happen

Hence in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I emerge from the sea after a swim I'm like a red headed version of Ursula Andress from Dr No...

Whereas in reality I'm more like Ursula the sea witch from the little mermaid

Where's the photographic evidence?

When I go in the sea Japanese trawlers always seem to hove into view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those moments when you ride a wave and land flop in the shallows - silly grin on your face from the thrill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head I'm pretty cool, but in reality I'm awesome

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

In my head

is a wonderful place to be...

As there is no limits...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

In my head I can dance really well

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"In my head I can dance really well

that's me in my head after a couple of pernod and lemonades

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my head I can sing beautifully but in reality oh no, I can empty pubs!!!! My kids were mortified when I done karaoke on holiday

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

In my head I am willowy and graceful with a dulcet speaking voice. In reality I am a lumbering lummox who gets all shrill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fabbed ya... in my head I am still 21 and I have my whole life ahead of me....woot!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

I would

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I can't respond to this right now..nobody needs to know

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

no no far hotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I can dance really well

If I even seen the video surveillance from a night club of me "dancing"

I don't think I would ever drink again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

I would

Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

I would

Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?

On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I can dance really well

If I even seen the video surveillance from a night club of me "dancing"

I don't think I would ever drink again

But I suppose I could say the same for chatting up Women or how I look at the end of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the sea, under the sea

Where it's wetter and life is much better

Under the sea.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head I'm a 10 year old girl living in a fantasy world where it's always summer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

Yer but.. no but

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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There is a hot man in a tie with a whip...g'night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

I would

Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?

On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

Yer but.. no but

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't want to know what goes through my head I'd get sectioned if people knew lmaoo "

You're right... I don't

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

All sorts goes on in my head.

It's best for my sanity if I spend only limited periods of time in there!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

I would

Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?

On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not

Stocking would be better though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

I would

Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?

On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not

Stocking would be better though

Great ill bring my denim mini skirt and trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I emerged from the sea after a swim someone would call the coast guard to drag me back out.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

In my head I'm James Hunt

In reality more like The Fast Show's Colin Hunt

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"In my head I'm classy and slim.. in reality I look like Vicky Pollard's long lost twin

I would

Yea but no but av u got a fing for brite pink trakkies?

On me no on you trackies are normally loose and easily removed so why not

Stocking would be better though

Great ill bring my denim mini skirt and trainers

OK don't be long x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in my head I have a voice like Mariella Frostrup "

If you have then you had me when you said In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my head I'm a 10 year old girl living in a fantasy world where it's always summer. "

thats such a nice place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head I'm good with cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my head is just pure negativity I try to overcome that on a daily basis with positive things sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

In my head everything is possible. In reality, I make it possible.

MrSB

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