FabSwingers.com forum: Your smell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How does your privates smell today? Rate from 1 to 10

1. Fabreeze

2. Smells like flowers

3. Just needs some mayo

4. Needs a freshen up

5. Mid range your risk to take

6. Past sell by date

7. It's like a fish market

8. I feel sick

9. Gas mask is a must

10. If you go in the woods tonight you will have a bad surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely 1! I've just had a shower

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

None of the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm not in the army

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

None of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines #11,,,,

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By *eauNaturelMan
over a year ago

Lytchett Matravers

"None of the above.

All of the above (depends on which way the winds blowing. Oh, and banana fruit loaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femfresh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If it's none of the above how would u describe it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's none of the above how would u describe it? "
fresh n clean lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely 1! I've just had a shower

Lovely, fancy a fuck?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Showered with a scent of woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Lmaoo that good then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your privates smell today? Rate from 1 to 10

1. Fabreeze

2. Smells like flowers

3. Just needs some mayo

4. Needs a freshen up

5. Mid range your risk to take

6. Past sell by date

7. It's like a fish market

8. I feel sick

9. Gas mask is a must

10. If you go in the woods tonight you will have a bad surprise "

None of the above.

I have the farts xxxx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

#6 its been a hot, sweaty day.

Shower time soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#6 its been a hot, sweaty day.

Shower time soon!"
Fancy me joining beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funky".... thats good, right?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

""Funky".... thats good, right?"

As good as my "fruity".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines eu de woman scent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11. Sex Panther.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None of the above.

I have the farts xxxx"

Possible 10

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Fresh fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Fresh fish? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Fresh fish? "

I can't speak for woman you've been with but no my natural scent is not fresh fish ,, I suggest you pick your woman more wisely my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine smells of bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine smells of bananas "

You naughty girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Fresh fish?

I can't speak for woman you've been with but no my natural scent is not fresh fish ,, I suggest you pick your woman more wisely my friend "

Fresh is good though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Fresh fish?

I can't speak for woman you've been with but no my natural scent is not fresh fish ,, I suggest you pick your woman more wisely my friend

Fresh is good though "

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Fresh fish?

I can't speak for woman you've been with but no my natural scent is not fresh fish ,, I suggest you pick your woman more wisely my friend

Fresh is good though "

Fresh is good. Fish is not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smell of nivia shower cream x now if I could bottle the smell of sex I would be rich x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish "

It's natural scent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

It's natural scent isn't fishy!! It's sweet,,,, grow up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I smell of nivia shower cream x now if I could bottle the smell of sex I would be rich x"

Drip out a cream pie in bottle then spray on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

If you think women naturally smell like fish, I'd recommend a trip to the clinic and a change in bed partners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

If you think women naturally smell like fish, I'd recommend a trip to the clinic and a change in bed partners.

I'm not saying fresh fish smell bad

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

Fish is not a natural scent!

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

It's natural scent isn't fishy!! It's sweet,,,, grow up"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sorry to shock you but I don't sniff my bits on a daily basis just in case I get asked on a forum thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

If you think women naturally smell like fish, I'd recommend a trip to the clinic and a change in bed partners.

I'm not saying fresh fish smell bad "

Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

Fish is not a natural scent! "

It is for fish

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

Fish is not a natural scent!

It is for fish

Touché

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

"How does your privates smell today? Rate from 1 to 10

1. Fabreeze

2. Smells like flowers

3. Just needs some mayo

4. Needs a freshen up

5. Mid range your risk to take

6. Past sell by date

7. It's like a fish market

8. I feel sick

9. Gas mask is a must

10. If you go in the woods tonight you will have a bad surprise

None of the above.

I have the farts xxxx"

That literally made me.lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

Fish is not a natural scent!

It is for fish

Yes but I'm not a fooking fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet and musky. Well, I like it!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Something very fishy about this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i smell of baby oil as just had a shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell of nivia shower cream x now if I could bottle the smell of sex I would be rich x

Drip out a cream pie in bottle then spray on

Your so not funny , your pics made me giggle though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it? "

No ones bothered !! You've asked a question got answers and your being vile in insulting woman. Go and wank your 6.5inch cock off to a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salty

Been in a brine swimming pool most of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it?

No ones bothered !! You've asked a question got answers and your being vile in insulting woman. Go and wank your 6.5inch cock off to a fish"

Yeah get your skates on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it?

No ones bothered !! You've asked a question got answers and your being vile in insulting woman. Go and wank your 6.5inch cock off to a fish"
OUCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there were these two budgies sitting on a perch ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it?

No ones bothered !! You've asked a question got answers and your being vile in insulting woman. Go and wank your 6.5inch cock off to a fish

Yeah get your skates on

This is just not the plaice for your comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour "

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it?

No ones bothered !! You've asked a question got answers and your being vile in insulting woman. Go and wank your 6.5inch cock off to a fish"
You go girl told him straight hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there were these two budgies sitting on a perch ...."

One named Peter one named Paul ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it?

No ones bothered !! You've asked a question got answers and your being vile in insulting woman. Go and wank your 6.5inch cock off to a fish

Yeah get your skates on

This is just not the plaice for your comments."

Ohhh I like it

. But I'm a dab hand at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there were these two budgies sitting on a perch ....

One named Peter one named Paul ?

No one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

What do they smell of? How would u describe it?

No ones bothered !! You've asked a question got answers and your being vile in insulting woman. Go and wank your 6.5inch cock off to a fish

Yeah get your skates on

This is just not the plaice for your comments.

Ohhh I like it

. But I'm a dab hand at it

Kindred soles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!"

What an Rsole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole! "

Great minds rodders!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

It's really not the 'plaice'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought actually lets shed a new ray of light on it .... Does eating fish make you smell a bit fishy ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

It's really not the 'plaice'

Is this not dabswingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet? "

Alright alright don't keep carping on about it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought actually lets shed a new ray of light on it .... Does eating fish make you smell a bit fishy ... "

Eel tell you it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you choose to take offence it's not my problem. It wasn't a negative post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet?

Alright alright don't keep carping on about it !

"
sorry I'll stop with the same out tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought actually lets shed a new ray of light on it .... Does eating fish make you smell a bit fishy ...

Eel tell you it does"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet?

Alright alright don't keep carping on about it !

sorry I'll stop with the same out tuna"

Maybe he's not listening to the same 'TUNAs as us'

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

You lot should be shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you choose to take offence it's not my problem. It wasn't a negative post. "

I think the whitings on the wall mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot should be shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet?

Alright alright don't keep carping on about it !

sorry I'll stop with the same out tuna

Maybe he's not listening to the same 'TUNAs as us'

What a load of pollocks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet?

Alright alright don't keep carping on about it !

sorry I'll stop with the same out tuna

Maybe he's not listening to the same 'TUNAs as us'

What a load of pollocks!!

You know what's needed? A good (b)Reem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot should be shot

Not slapped with a wet kipper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet?

Alright alright don't keep carping on about it !

sorry I'll stop with the same out tuna

Maybe he's not listening to the same 'TUNAs as us'

What a load of pollocks!!

Oh you big COCKle you,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot should be shot

Not slapped with a wet kipper?

You would need a ninja appRoach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

I happen to like eau de femme. A very distinct scent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and please don't PM me asking me to get a sense of humour

He's not ha'wrass'ing you is he ?!

Needs to cod off!!

What an Rsole!

Great minds rodders!!

Do you think he's haddock enough yet?

Alright alright don't keep carping on about it !

sorry I'll stop with the same out tuna

Maybe he's not listening to the same 'TUNAs as us'

What a load of pollocks!!

Oh you big COCKle you, "

Little winkle actually

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I now smell of apple shampoo

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.2.3.4.5 once I caught a fish alive,,, apt song for OP,

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I smell showered and full of testosterone! Full of raging testestorone! Grrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.2.3.4.5 once I caught a fish alive,,, apt song for OP, "

6,7,8,9,10 then I let it go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whelk I think that's me outta puns.. I've haddock enough ...

.... Standing here Pouting and waiting for a goodbye kiss ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whelk I think that's me outta puns.. I've haddock enough ...

.... Standing here Pouting and waiting for a goodbye kiss ...

Are you shebunkin off?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.2.3.4.5 once I caught a fish alive,,, apt song for OP,

6,7,8,9,10 then I let it go again

These euphemisms are killing me off here,, so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whelk I think that's me outta puns.. I've haddock enough ...

.... Standing here Pouting and waiting for a goodbye kiss ...

Are you shebunkin off?!

Oh alright I'll stay just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good night and COD bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do Fannie's look like mussels...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying."

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do Fannie's look like mussels...??

Salmon do salmon don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my brain is actually smelting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do Fannie's look like mussels...??

Salmon do salmon don't "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The puns on this thread are making my eyes water....kinda like the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tend to go around smelling my cock or putting febreeze on it. But I do tend to wash it every night after a long sweaty day, and also rinse it with water after sex or a wank just to make sure it doesn't smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The puns on this thread are making my eyes water....kinda like the smell

My ex used to smell a bit pungent sushi douched it a couple of times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't tend to go around smelling my cock or putting febreeze on it. But I do tend to wash it every night after a long sweaty day, and also rinse it with water after sex or a wank just to make sure it doesn't smell"

Do you have a post wee wash aswell of possible or is it just me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on ladies where's the replys don't clam up on me now ...!! I hope you're not getting all crabby with me !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The puns on this thread are making my eyes water....kinda like the smell

Sea breeze going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I smell of cum

and on that note I'm going to sleep with a contented smile.

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over a year ago

"Mine smells of bananas

You naughty girl

This made me choke on my brew... too funny! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine smells of bananas

You naughty girl

This made me choke on my brew... too funny! x"

Ha don't need the hymenlick manoeuvre do you ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I did that to a woman in tescos I got arrested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a post wee wash aswell of possible or is it just me ? "

Clean the swordfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on ladies where's the replys don't clam up on me now ...!! I hope you're not getting all crabby with me !

Think I've piked. Having trouble finking of many more, I'm just swimming in circles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!! "

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on ladies where's the replys don't clam up on me now ...!! I hope you're not getting all crabby with me !

Think I've piked. Having trouble finking of many more, I'm just swimming in circles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

xx"
ha dammit ling how did I forget ling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness now I think I'm atrout done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a post wee wash aswell of possible or is it just me ?

Clean the swordfish

Only after eating asparagus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't nobody dope as me

I dress so fresh and so clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does your privates smell today? Rate from 1 to 10

1. Fabreeze

2. Smells like flowers

3. Just needs some mayo

4. Needs a freshen up

5. Mid range your risk to take

6. Past sell by date

7. It's like a fish market

8. I feel sick

9. Gas mask is a must

10. If you go in the woods tonight you will have a bad surprise "

11. Your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This must be the FINish this thread can't climb any higher up the scale of humour content can it ?? I keep trying not to look back but I'm hooked and I've got to get washed because Annette is coming round soon and we're going for a swim,feeder? I might take her for a scampi an chips if she gets me a rock on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to scampi out of here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

xx ha dammit ling how did I forget ling!! "

There's prob a whole group(er) you've missed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I'm glad this thread turned out nice and friendly. It's made me smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

xx ha dammit ling how did I forget ling!!

There's prob a whole group(er) you've missed...

xx"

Aww you know your fish !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

xx ha dammit ling how did I forget ling!!

There's prob a whole group(er) you've missed...

xx"

But don't Flounder on it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

xx ha dammit ling how did I forget ling!!

There's prob a whole group(er) you've missed...

But don't Flounder on it...

xx"

Whale I'll be fucked another one !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain't nobody dope as me

I dress so fresh and so clean! "

Looking very dapper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

xx ha dammit ling how did I forget ling!!

There's prob a whole group(er) you've missed...

But don't Flounder on it...

Whale I'll be fucked another one !! "

Now your just doing this on porpoise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do Fannie's look like mussels...??

One of my fondest childhood memories is of my great uncle telling me (in his broad geordie accent) that women evolved from mussels.....

As he pulled a bearded mussel out the jar and told me "reet! thas norra be'ad,thems the pubes y'kna! N thems the fanny flaps......n millions o' ye'ahs ago they grew legs oot the bottom end n ahms n a heed oot the tap! Ah tell yee wor lad thas how wimmin evolved!"

I was 8 or 9 years old n thought it was funny as fuck!

My nana n great granny n aunties didn't see the funny side though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After all of I take anymore of the available puns I would just be being shellfish

They're just jellyfish of your skills. I'm splashing about for ideas now, think I'm out of my depth. Its Shoal destroying.

Sho sho shoal destroying !! Im GARsping to think of other fish !!! I can't fathom any more out !! My brain is battered !! I'm searching for scraps of a link to any fish ... Ahhh!!!

Trawled thru most of them, there's gotta be one dangLING...

xx ha dammit ling how did I forget ling!!

There's prob a whole group(er) you've missed...

But don't Flounder on it...

Whale I'll be fucked another one !! "

You posted that on porpoise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ain't nobody dope as me

I dress so fresh and so clean!

Looking very dapper!

It's a really old picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi5 fruitloop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha I just got double teamed !!

felt like a right Smack in the chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only aTenchion seeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only aTenchion seeking "

Thought you were Perched on a Ruddy Stick(leback)...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm only aTenchion seeking "

Oyster put your prawn away

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don;t know - my nose doesn't work anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don;t know - my nose doesn't work anymore

Minnows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only aTenchion seeking

Thought you were Perched on a Ruddy Stick(leback)...

xx"

Oi reel it in !! Come round hear poaching my swim for puns!!

as a mackerel of fact I'm officially out !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don;t know - my nose doesn't work anymore

Minnows...

xx"

Hi five !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm only aTenchion seeking

Thought you were Perched on a Ruddy Stick(leback)...

Oi reel it in !! Come round hear poaching my swim for puns!!

as a mackerel of fact I'm officially out !! "

Looks like I'm off the hook now and can trawl the net...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi5 fruitloop...

xx"

Can I get my whip out instead?

See if I can't land a few good ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi5 fruitloop...

Can I get my whip out instead?

See if I can't land a few good ones.

Whip crack away...

bit of a tangent but which film is it where they use dynamite to go fishing?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi5 fruitloop...

Can I get my whip out instead?

See if I can't land a few good ones.

Whip crack away...

bit of a tangent but which film is it where they use dynamite to go fishing?...

xx "

Jaws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi5 fruitloop...

Can I get my whip out instead?

See if I can't land a few good ones.

Whip crack away...

bit of a tangent but which film is it where they use dynamite to go fishing?...

Jaws?

That was a gas cylinder...

The Wide Blue Road, its a bit deep (no pun intended)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi5 fruitloop...

Can I get my whip out instead?

See if I can't land a few good ones.

Whip crack away...

bit of a tangent but which film is it where they use dynamite to go fishing?...

Jaws?

That was a gas cylinder...

The Wide Blue Road, its a bit deep (no pun intended)...

Not seen it.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a shower type smell

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By *aughty alex 99Man
over a year ago

gosport

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

If you think women naturally smell like fish, I'd recommend a trip to the clinic and a change in bed partners.

I'm not saying fresh fish smell bad

Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

"
ahaha very truee... i think this guy has sorta dug him self a deep grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to scampi out of here now

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By *aughty alex 99Man
over a year ago

gosport

"Just had a shower type smell"

Yummmyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines eu de woman scent

Oh grow up ! Fresh yes. But you said fresh fish

It's natural scent

If you think women naturally smell like fish, I'd recommend a trip to the clinic and a change in bed partners.

I'm not saying fresh fish smell bad

Fresh fish do not smell bad. But fresh ladies do not smell of fish!!

ahaha very truee... i think this guy has sorta dug him self a deep grave

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark "

Better than piranhas

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mines #11,,,, "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines #11,,,,

Soak it overnight in bleach and see if it makes the top ten

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mines #11,,,,

Soak it overnight in bleach and see if it makes the top ten

Id settle for an 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines #11,,,,

Soak it overnight in bleach and see if it makes the top ten

Id settle for an 8

I'd give you 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

Better than piranhas

Yeah coz I won lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

Better than piranhas

Yeah coz I won lol

Should have stayed a Float...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

Better than piranhas

Yeah coz I won lol

Should have stayed a Float..."

Man over board! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

Better than piranhas

Yeah coz I won lol

Should have stayed a Float...

Man over board! !

Alright fruit !! Long time no see !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im safe I'm wearing my fishnets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

Better than piranhas

Yeah coz I won lol

Should have stayed a Float...

Man over board! !

Alright fruit !! Long time no see !!

"
I know right? Fancy seaing your here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

Better than piranhas

Yeah coz I won lol

Should have stayed a Float...

Man over board! !

Alright fruit !! Long time no see !!

I know right? Fancy seaing your here...

Thought I'd have one last go at sealing the deal ... No steak and bj for me though .... Just saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watery grave. Sleeping with the fishes

I got eaten by a man eating shark

Better than piranhas

Yeah coz I won lol

Should have stayed a Float...

Man over board! !

Alright fruit !! Long time no see !!

I know right? Fancy seaing your here...

Thought I'd have one last go at sealing the deal ... No steak and bj for me though .... Just saying...

Lol, he'd not take me up on that offer. K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would have had a bite from me straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would have had a bite from me straight away

Easy hook!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would have had a bite from me straight away

Easy hook!?

Well if you use the right bait ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would have had a bite from me straight away

Easy hook!?

Well if you use the right bait ..

Normally maggots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would have had a bite from me straight away

Easy hook!?

Well if you use the right bait ..

Normally maggots

You'll never catch a specimen with maggots!

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