FabSwingers.com forum: Ten things women need to no about men

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.

Now to all women read this men share it

Now my here is my personal advice to stop this

in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.

1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.

2 explain what we have done.

3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.

4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.

5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.

6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.

7 repeat six

8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.

9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.

10 guys someone needed to explain all this.

p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11. They can't spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11. They can't spell"

So are women allowed to point this out or... Ah hell I'm confused about what I'm permitted to say to a man now. Oh wait. Fuck that shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12. We don't read lists properly. Especially ones saying there are only ten things on said list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"12. We don't read lists properly. Especially ones saying there are only ten things on said list.

13. what's a list? Just keep shouting at me until I cry

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think hes dyslexic from another thread Ive read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gives a fuck?

Erm nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think hes dyslexic from another thread Ive read."
brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think hes dyslexic from another thread Ive read."

Well in that case I will go and stand in the cockwomble corner and be shamed....

For future reference, can the Fab equivalent of the naughty step become the cockwomble corner, or Pauly's Pad....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eh?"

????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 Man flu it's a real thing

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.

Now to all women read this men share it

Now my here is my personal advice to stop this

in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.

1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.

2 explain what we have done.

3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.

4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.

5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.

6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.

7 repeat six

8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.

9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.

10 guys someone needed to explain all this.

p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."

There's only one thing men need to know about women...they're always right

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"14 Man flu it's a real thing

It is, I know because you can buy special man flu medicine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.

Now to all women read this men share it

Now my here is my personal advice to stop this

in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.

1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.

2 explain what we have done.

3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.

4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.

5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.

6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.

7 repeat six

8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.

9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.

10 guys someone needed to explain all this.

p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."

Me&My Fiancé are just Fine I say in My Best Canadian Accent (My Fiancé is Canadian)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.

Now to all women read this men share it

Now my here is my personal advice to stop this

in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.

1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.

2 explain what we have done.

3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.

4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.

5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.

6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.

7 repeat six

8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.

9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.

10 guys someone needed to explain all this.

p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."

Is this meant to be funny?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!"

I am not a fan of anything viral

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I think I know what to do with men and don't need a patronising list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its surposed to be a joke it sucks if its surposed to be real showing that side on a site you intend to attract women on is poor judgement at best

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think its funny, especially the colour thing. Men and womens brains are wired different, neither are right or wrong just different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.

Now to all women read this men share it

Now my here is my personal advice to stop this

in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.

1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.

2 explain what we have done.

3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.

4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.

5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.

6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.

7 repeat six

8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.

9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.

10 guys someone needed to explain all this.

p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."

Mother of GOD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.

And that was the stuff I could understand.

But thank you for sharing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 Man flu it's a real thing

only for the weak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever wrote that needs to drink bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping for some useful information to help me in my quest to snare my FWB permanently.....

Sighs and fetches a beer...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Whoever wrote that needs to drink bleach "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"14 Man flu it's a real thing

Wimp flu more like it! XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.

And that was the stuff I could understand.

But thank you for sharing."

I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.

(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"When you've finished shouting I'll be in the workshop, If you want me just shout"

Me, when H goes off on one, pretty rare tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.

And that was the stuff I could understand.

But thank you for sharing.

I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.

(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)"

You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whoever wrote that needs to drink bleach "
This is brutal lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!"

Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.

Now to all women read this men share it

Now my here is my personal advice to stop this

in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.

1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.

2 explain what we have done.

3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.

4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.

5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.

6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.

7 repeat six

8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.

9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.

10 guys someone needed to explain all this.

p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."

11. Don't worry about d*unken threads and don't waste your time trying to guess wtf he is on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!

Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "

Well I apologise

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!

Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "

I didn't even look at the spelling, it was the words that put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.

And that was the stuff I could understand.

But thank you for sharing.

I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.

(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)

You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?) "

He's been underground overground wombling with his cock, XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!

Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc

Well I apologise"
not sincere enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.

And that was the stuff I could understand.

But thank you for sharing.

I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.

(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)

You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?)

He's been underground overground wombling with his cock, XXX"

that's NOT true........ no wait a minute..... shit, you got me.....

Check please!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!

Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "

It's not the spelling or the fact your dyslexic. I am as well.

I just don't get what your trying to convey.. Are you trying to be ironic or humorous?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"It's one of those facebook viral things I reckon!!!

Wrong I actually did this myself and am dyslexic clearly it is 10 not 11 also why does everyone find the need to criticise spelling etc "
criticising spelling empowers them to try and belittle someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bullies won't stand by their comments now!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

There really is no need for the responses on this thread.

As Admin asks, please have some respect for other users and if you can't do that then don't post

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

To the OP....I got the jist of your post and thought it was amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The comment about drinking bleach was well out of order, that poster should get a time out. That was an appalling thing to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the OP....I got the jist of your post and thought it was amusing

Bit of an after thought but nice all the same....

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"To the OP....I got the jist of your post and thought it was amusing

Bit of an after thought but nice all the same...."

More separating my posts from a mod post to a user posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok just read a article online that women was yelling at her man for no reason.

Now to all women read this men share it

Now my here is my personal advice to stop this

in ten steps women read note it has to do with shoes.

1 Don't yet at us because we will have no clue what we have done.

2 explain what we have done.

3 do not ask if we like this red or that red or another red it is red simple.

4 Do not say do you rember this we are men our brains consist of,food,drink,sex,sport repeat we will not remember.

5 We will go shopping shoe shopping with you for hours yet will you let us watch sport without a batch fit no.

6 Odds on we did not listen please repeat your self again and maybe again.

7 repeat six

8 if we are in the bath how can you go to the toilet but when you are in the bath we can't go to the toilet.

9 scientists have proved a kick in the balls hurts more then labour pains if we had the kick in the balls pain for as long as you are in labour we would intact die.

10 guys someone needed to explain all this.

p.s I am a man and all my female friends will go off it with me for this so tomorrow my friends will all be men lol."

Confirmation that I never have been part of the male species. Phew

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Don't try to understand us, it has been known that on very rare occasions we don't even understand ourselves.

P.s bleach isn't tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, OP, it was all rather lame.

And that was the stuff I could understand.

But thank you for sharing.

I also apologise OP for my crass/unkind joke about spelling... I should be more understanding.

(can I come out of cockwomble corner yet?)

You just stay there until you appreciate what you did! (What cockwomblish thing did you do?)

He's been underground overground wombling with his cock, XXX"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I still cant see what caused such a reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still cant see what caused such a reaction"

One person didn't like it and the rest followed suit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me know how that works out for you bro

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