FabSwingers.com forum: What are you an expert at?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the comb and paper

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

I play the spoons. We should form a band

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

I am quite the dab hand at the tissue box guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can knit really well. Socks and mittens mostly and the occasional scarf. I'm also a bit of a dab hand at darning.

I play guitar and can knock out a tune on the tin whistle. I'm (slowly) learning the small pipes.

I'm good at chess and Backgammon.

I'd survive on a desert island without Kirsty Young bending my ear.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play the spoons. We should form a band"

We need a good plucker

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

anything that needs fixing il find a way to fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I play the spoons. We should form a band

We need a good plucker

NO! No banjos. Absolutely no banjos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting on peoples nerves

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Can eat a bag of crisps in ten different languages

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can eat a bag of crisps in ten different languages

10 blimey that brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleeping

Wish i was good at that at the moment lol xx

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I can identify all 46 native coccinellids.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm an expert at talking pish apparently!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an ex pert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am expert at flirting .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I am expert at flirting .

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totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can read a train timetable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I was an expert in fuck NOTHING, now after lots of practice and revision I'm an expert in fuck ALL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I am expert at flirting .

totally agree

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you will find out , I will flirt my way into bed with you , lolol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under water wood welding. I think i'm the only registered professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuttin'!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

stuff... not all stuff, just some stuff

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I am one of the World's foremost thinkers on pocket fluff.

I am an expert on time travel and glitter.

I am an expert on taking pictures of my own bottom.

I am an expert at HIGH FIVES both ironic and genuine.

But mostly I am an expert at WINNING!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I don't ever want to be an expert at anything....people expect far too much of you when you an expert.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"stuff... not all stuff, just some stuff"

Take it to the stuff thread sister.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"stuff... not all stuff, just some stuff

Take it to the stuff thread sister.

Don't call me 'sister' it sounds perverse

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"stuff... not all stuff, just some stuff

Take it to the stuff thread sister.

Don't call me 'sister' it sounds perverse

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Waxing pubes

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

I'm an expert in ruining threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and eating pussy. Ok i'm not an expert but i'm but dam am I eager to please lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"stuff... not all stuff, just some stuff

Take it to the stuff thread sister.

Don't call me 'sister' it sounds perverse

We/I have a sister???

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wearing flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the true meaning of expert,,,ex,,is a has been ,,spert is a drip under pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cunning linguist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing things aimlessly in the general direction of the bin in my office and being on target. I'm the Goal Attack in my netball team though, but we're 2nd off bottom in the league!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ GOING ROUND IN CIRCLES, MAINLY ON HERE' oh n typing in caps when dnt mean to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking on the bright side and putting a brave face on even when crying inside. I'm fucking brilliant at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking on the bright side and putting a brave face on even when crying inside. I'm fucking brilliant at it."

same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking on the bright side and putting a brave face on even when crying inside. I'm fucking brilliant at it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

singing and blow jobs obviously not at the same time! x

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

i have a masters degree in perving from fab university

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Look-A-Likey talent scout

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

n.b. Blaster Bates' definiton of "an expert"

"....."ex"is something that "has been", and a spurt is a drip under pressure"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fixing fecking a pc since feckin friday! god damn 20413 viruses!!!!! thats impressive and its not a mistype yes twenty thousand! lol

and without boring you all with days of geekness - its up n running and sorted and all feeling oks -

top tip dont tell your work pals your a geek with super human pc ability

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By *unlovers2009Couple
over a year ago

chester

I am just THE best as looking interested when someone is boring the tits off me!!

I put this skill to good use mainly in pubs and on the train.

I must have "Please tell me your life story" tattoo'd on my feckin forehead!!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"I'm an ex pert

I am an ex pat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My navel. I gaze at it a heck of a lot.

That, and applied procrastination

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"I am just THE best as looking interested when someone is boring the tits off me!!

I put this skill to good use mainly in pubs and on the train.

I must have "Please tell me your life story" tattoo'd on my feckin forehead!!"

haha also very good at puttin on an interested face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too- I do that every day at work when I hear the same sob story for the 10th time

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

" and without boring you all with days of geekness - its up n running and sorted and all feeling oks - "

erm, that would be why that's all I've heard about for the last few days, lol xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

im an expert in shopping

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Nowt"

I tell a lie, BJ's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him - counting cards

her - blowjobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast dinners etc.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Changing the lyrics to songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roast dinners etc.

sorry, i'm the expert at roast dinners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no ya not then....i am so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no ya not then....i am so ner ner

ummmm, exuuuuuuse me!!!! ur roast aint nuthin in comparison to my "heaven on a plate" lol x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna fight or what....

Meet ya round the back of tesco.s at 5 pm .

Get ya meat ready

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Skiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wanna fight or what....

Meet ya round the back of tesco.s at 5 pm .

Get ya meat ready

ummmmm, "get my meat ready"....ummmmm is that a threat or a promise lol

if it's a promise, i'll be there at 4:45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why that late....got problems with ya yokies eh....eh ....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Skiving

Pahhhhhhhhhhh!

I laugh in the face of your claim to be expert at skiving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skiving

Showing his arse off more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why that late....got problems with ya yokies eh....eh ....

ya know what, i have actually....i prefer to think of it as a disability!

but i aint gonna fight any more....so as far as i'm concerned "it's all gravy baby" (see what i did there...clever, no?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

Are you conceding that my roasts are much better...cuz they are and the gravy

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Showing my arse off.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Skiving

Pahhhhhhhhhhh!

I laugh in the face of your claim to be expert at skiving!"

I'll have a good go at coming top of the skive chart to!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Skiving

Pahhhhhhhhhhh!

I laugh in the face of your claim to be expert at skiving!

I'll have a good go at coming top of the skive chart to!"

I am not meant to be working in the office today, so I haven't done any office type work. I have been working up to going to Derby all day.... I am still in my fluffy dressing gown, so that's not gonna be happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao

Are you conceding that my roasts are much better...cuz they are and the gravy

yes i am...but only because i know women will never leave something drop lol (gonna have to have a 'roast off soon though) lol make sure u bring the tissues...there will be tears....obviously not from moi! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skiving

Pahhhhhhhhhhh!

I laugh in the face of your claim to be expert at skiving!

I'll have a good go at coming top of the skive chart to!"

Yet another arse showeroffererer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao

Are you conceding that my roasts are much better...cuz they are and the gravy

Yer yer yer.....

so says you.

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