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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With peaches tits...march

And biglad thrower

All gardening tips etc...

Get ya melons in lads but make sure they ripe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With peaches tits...march

And biglad thrower

All gardening tips etc...

Get ya melons in lads but make sure they ripe "

FOrgot our lovely jerchy dimmock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So its april...the raint month.

what can ya get going in the garden ?

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

ruby wont be happy youve left her compost bin out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With peaches tits...march

And biglad thrower

All gardening tips etc...

Get ya melons in lads but make sure they ripe

FOrgot our lovely jerchy dimmock "

I should jolly well think so!!!!

Chillies... never let your plant grow taller than about 18 inches and encourage side growth rahter than top growth when the first fruits appear otherwise you get lots of chillies of miniscule proportions instead of big fat juicy ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So its april...the raint month.

what can ya get going in the garden ? "

rainy too

Ohhhhhh bugger, forgot rubes bin

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Dear Fab Gardeners World....

Is it too early to put my hanging baskets out?

Yours....Pale Green fingers of Devon

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"With peaches tits...march

And biglad thrower

All gardening tips etc...

Get ya melons in lads but make sure they ripe

FOrgot our lovely jerchy dimmock

I should jolly well think so!!!!

Chillies... never let your plant grow taller than about 18 inches and encourage side growth rahter than top growth when the first fruits appear otherwise you get lots of chillies of miniscule proportions instead of big fat juicy ones."

i had plenty right up till nov

and they kept well in the fridge all winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So its april...the raint month.

what can ya get going in the garden ?

rainy too

Ohhhhhh bugger, forgot rubes bin "

onion and garlic sets, sow leeks, experiment with pak choi into fine tilth, but grow some in trays just incase of frost. Preparation is the keyword for April its not too late to get some well rotted manure into the beds. Also start on the ginger beer by checking the shed roof can cope with a blast in the likely event of an explosion...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With peaches tits...march

And biglad thrower

All gardening tips etc...

Get ya melons in lads but make sure they ripe

FOrgot our lovely jerchy dimmock

I should jolly well think so!!!!

Chillies... never let your plant grow taller than about 18 inches and encourage side growth rahter than top growth when the first fruits appear otherwise you get lots of chillies of miniscule proportions instead of big fat juicy ones."

Makes note...must keep bush trimmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Fab Gardeners World....

Is it too early to put my hanging baskets out?

Yours....Pale Green fingers of Devon

"

I would say yes ...to wet and you get rot set in ....which aint nice.

But im sure mr thrower or nips dimmock can add to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need only listen to Bunny Guinness to know she goes like one

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I killed my hanging baskets last year.....all Twelve of them

Damn expensive mistake putting them out too early....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

SEE....i was right and didnt need nips dimmock or bigdick thrower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Fab Gardeners World....

Is it too early to put my hanging baskets out?

Yours....Pale Green fingers of Devon

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Half hardy annuals are too delicate - best to leave them until end of April mid May. Don't forget to add some moisture retaining pellets to the compost as baskets have a habit of drying out in the hands of the pale green fingered..... water in the morning and early evening and if the sun has gone round the back, water during the day too.

Have you thought about hanging tomatoes between the blooms? You can snack as you water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I of course meant plant trailing tomatoes amongst the blooms - if you just buy them from sainsburys and stick them in the basket this wont work....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im having a bush variety this year as the one i had last year was like a feckin triffid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im having a bush variety this year as the one i had last year was like a feckin triffid "

I now have to imagine your bush as well as your sugarless jelly tot nipples? I can't work in these conditions!!!!

Mulches off to check the temperature in the greenhouse..... its getting pretty hot...

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over a year ago

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

heres a good tip the supermarket last year were selling cut and grow lettuce for the window sill plant them out yourself in window boxs cpl week later salads free it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SEE....i was right and didnt need nips dimmock or bigdick thrower "

I don't think Jane needed any of us - tut @ asking the road she kens!!!! Were you testing us Jane spit it oot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Ms Titsmarsh... Im havin problems with me dibber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you oil it regular ?

They can go a bit rusty over the winter so always make sure you give your tool the respect it deserves

Hope this helps

tits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Fab Gardener's World,

I recently purchased some Senetti flowers from my local garden centre. They looked great when I got them home from the garden centre but have now gone rather limp.

In an effort to revive them I was thinking of crumbling some Viagra into 5 litres of water and then giving them a soak.

Will this revive my floppy blooms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Fab Gardener's World,

I recently purchased some Senetti flowers from my local garden centre. They looked great when I got them home from the garden centre but have now gone rather limp.

In an effort to revive them I was thinking of crumbling some Viagra into 5 litres of water and then giving them a soak.

Will this revive my floppy blooms? "

Think organic rather than orgasmic in the gardening world Im not really a fan of chemicals. You might be better to stick to something more rigid in future - like strelitzia aka Bird of paradise. This will sit happily in a vase for a month before fading.

Hope this helps

Ms Dimmwick xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Plus.....senitti

Will tolerate low temperatures outside in early spring. Keep away from frost.

they like a good Mound to sit in

Remove dying flowers, if it goes leggy cut it back.

Though floppy aint good. as we all know

tits march

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the best area for a bit of nude sunbathing in the garden and will it help things grow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No where at this present time PP.

And when the warmer weather comes..i suggest inbetwen the iceberg lettuce and the marrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No where at this present time PP.

And when the warmer weather comes..i suggest inbetwen the iceberg lettuce and the marrows "
or would it be better suited near the bedding plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont foget to plant your sprouts

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"heres a good tip the supermarket last year were selling cut and grow lettuce for the window sill plant them out yourself in window boxs cpl week later salads free it works "

Same for herbs,we have coriander ready in the greenhouse that we re-potted from a 20p dying pant in tescos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told the Poundshops have a good selection of seeds.

As with all of these things you'll get far more than most people can ever use so go through the pack and pick out the healthiest looking stuff.

If you're in Central Scotland the East Kilbride Seed Exchange is the place to go. They choose seeds designed to cope and prosper in the unpredictable Scottish climate and the 'exchange' bit it something of a misnomer.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"heres a good tip the supermarket last year were selling cut and grow lettuce for the window sill plant them out yourself in window boxs cpl week later salads free it works

Same for herbs,we have coriander ready in the greenhouse that we re-potted from a 20p dying pant in tescos."

well if you get you pot herbs from asda and other supermarkets why not split them up in two other pots it works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im doing that tomorrow.

I do so like me flat leaf parsley .

Stick it in me salads and everything

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Im doing that tomorrow.

I do so like me flat leaf parsley .

Stick it in me salads and everything "

i did 2 weeks ago with 2 basil plants now ive got 4 plants same for mint

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By *ockfairyCouple
over a year ago

preston

dont include me.....

i could kill a plastic plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt replant any supermarket herbs personally, as a packet of seeds will give you 50 times more plants than you could ever grow from one at half of the cost. A lot of people are scared of seeds but if you germinate indoors you can rarely fail. Overwatering is the biggest error. Use a mist spray to moisten soil until the seedlings are established. Also sow in stages so as not to have a glut too early in the season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im off to the garden centre this afternoon, oddly excited haha

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

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By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

wish sooty would get his ass in gear and landscape our garden

as he does it for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wish sooty would get his ass in gear and landscape our garden

as he does it for a living "

Hmmmm lethargy is the garden's mortal enemy - as is a woman on a mission. I would talk of tales of naked romping amongst the cabbage patch and frantic lovemaking in the lobelia to tempt him into action....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wish sooty would get his ass in gear and landscape our garden

as he does it for a living "

The cobbler's bairns are aye the worst shod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do wish i had green fingers ... i did have a go at seeds last year .. cosmos turnd out well ...... i may again get seeds .

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm looking for a gardener... to cut my grass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I now come equiped with my own incinerator

Cant wait for the weekend...burn burn burn

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I now come equiped with my own incinerator

Cant wait for the weekend...burn burn burn "

burn baby burn! disco inferno!

burn baby burn that mother down

burn baby burn! disco inferno

burn baby burn that mother down

burnin!

so hun you going to hot this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im hot every weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ruby wont be happy youve left her compost bin out "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only got a little one ya know....

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I only got a little one ya know.... "

well mines quite big and i always keep it covered up

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest


".....but if you germinate indoors you can rarely fail. Overwatering is the biggest error. Use a mist spray to moisten soil until the seedlings are established. Also sow in stages so as not to have a glut too early in the season. "

Excellent advice and 100% agree. We always germinate seeds indoors, usually in the airing cupboard for a couple of days, then window ledge until established. I always use John Innes #2 for germining and seeding, never let me down. This year's project is my lavender lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to hear the progress of your lavender lawn. Keep in touch.

Growing courgettes outdoors. I find the fruits can rot if the grwing stem is in contact with the soil. So would recommend lifting it with a couple of pepples along the length. If you can grow it against a wall train it along a stiff mesh so the whole plant is suspended but be careful when picking. always surround by lots of grit and slug pellets.

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