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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not afterribly compliments or anything but I get loads of people looking at my profile but never get any messages. So my question is this.....

Am I an ugly bustard or is my profile just pants.

Thanks.

Will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know but your a bellend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend "

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend "

Thats a little harsh isnt it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks okay to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's what I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lose the line about loving oral and could do it all day - makes women yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it... "

It's a joke regarding one of his pics I'm guessing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably neither. Maybe they just saw your profile, then decided you wasn't for them. It happens

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Maybe show your bell end too but the rest of your profile looks ok mate.

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

A few spelling mistakes but I am the grammar police lol

Looks ok to me and you aren't an ugly bastard maybe down to what messages you're sending?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Giving oral all day! And not offering to put the kettle on once! Tut tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your photos look like they've been taken by your mates, with your mates for your mates.

So unless you're looking to attract your mates they aren't fit for purpose.

Your profile text is a big rectangle of generic text which you can read literally 10,000 times on Fab;so there's nothing to separate you and distinguish you from 10,000 other men.

Your profile name. Well, females don't often enjoy being referred to as milfs; most people like to think they have been contacted/met because of an attraction to them as individuals not because of a fetishism for their age/[insert other attribute here]. And Hunter? Again, I'm sure they exist, but I've yet to meet a lady who wants to feel like just a piece of meat or prey that you're hunting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lose the line about loving oral and could do it all day - makes women yawn "

That's what I thought reading.

Also cut your profile into paragraphs, easier to read. Also saying 'it doesn't matter what you look like' I know you say as long as we connect, that line did kind of make me think you would shag anything!

It's a good profile other than that, although picture wise, maybe take some 'arty' body shots, us women love that.

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it... "

I was JOKING! He has picture on his profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it...

It's a joke regarding one of his pics I'm guessing..."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be both....depends who's looking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it...

I was JOKING! He has picture on his profile. "

I got the joke straightaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it...

I was JOKING! He has picture on his profile.

I got the joke straightaway "

Did he not see the wink and laughing emojis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lose the line about loving oral and could do it all day - makes women yawn

That's what I thought reading.

Also cut your profile into paragraphs, easier to read. Also saying 'it doesn't matter what you look like' I know you say as long as we connect, that line did kind of make me think you would shag anything!

It's a good profile other than that, although picture wise, maybe take some 'arty' body shots, us women love that.

G x"

NO i won't shag anything I am just not shallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it...

I was JOKING! He has picture on his profile.

NO i knew what you ment.

I got the joke straightaway

Did he not see the wink and laughing emojis? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lose the line about loving oral and could do it all day - makes women yawn

That's what I thought reading.

Also cut your profile into paragraphs, easier to read. Also saying 'it doesn't matter what you look like' I know you say as long as we connect, that line did kind of make me think you would shag anything!

It's a good profile other than that, although picture wise, maybe take some 'arty' body shots, us women love that.

G x

NO i won't shag anything I am just not shallow"

I get that, maybe 're word' it, maybe also say about socials first before meeting (I don't know your stance on it) but it might help the ladies think 'oh he is nice!'

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your photos look like they've been taken by your mates, with your mates for your mates.

So unless you're looking to attract your mates they aren't fit for purpose.

Your profile text is a big rectangle of generic text which you can read literally 10,000 times on Fab;so there's nothing to separate you and distinguish you from 10,000 other men.

Your profile name. Well, females don't often enjoy being referred to as milfs; most people like to think they have been contacted/met because of an attraction to them as individuals not because of a fetishism for their age/[insert other attribute here]. And Hunter? Again, I'm sure they exist, but I've yet to meet a lady who wants to feel like just a piece of meat or prey that you're hunting. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you asked for advice 5 days ago.

You need to project some personality in your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it...

I was JOKING! He has picture on his profile.

I got the joke straightaway

Did he not see the wink and laughing emojis? "

That was the dead giveaway for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, Thingtwo's post nails it, which is great because I cba typing all that.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Not afterribly compliments or anything but I get loads of people looking at my profile but never get any messages. So my question is this.....

Am I an ugly bustard or is my profile just pants.

Thanks.

Will"

Looked at me is similar to the sent items folder pretty much a feature that does nothing .. if folk were interested they'd be in touch , concentrate on your inbox it's the most important .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know but your a bellend

Thats a little harsh isnt it...

I was JOKING! He has picture on his profile.

NO i knew what you ment.

I got the joke straightaway

Did he not see the wink and laughing emojis? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, Thingtwo's post nails it, which is great because I cba typing all that."

No reference to anything I wrote because a quick win without changing anything would be easier

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