FabSwingers.com forum: A game of controversy fab 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a single girl looking for a boyfriend and a real relationship. I know it's Fab but you've got to start somewhere.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'm a retired Catholic bishop.

This place is like looking at everyone I've every slept with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Joe is axtually a nice boy who lives with his mum and has only slept with two girls, both named Polly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only fuck people who have at least a PhD and who are professionals. I ask to see the degree along with your latest results from the gum clinic as soon as we meet. Then I want exclusivity and bareback sex regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only fuck people who have at least a PhD and who are professionals. I ask to see the degree along with your latest results from the gum clinic as soon as we meet. Then I want exclusivity and bareback sex regularly.

What's controversial about that? Sounds ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only here for the socials

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm a chubby chaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have got 166 pictures of my cock on my profile yet no one replies to my messages and they also don't reply when I message a 2nd and 3rd time..wtf site full of time wasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's controversial about that? Sounds ideal."

You clean up well. Do you happen to have a PhD?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What's controversial about that? Sounds ideal.

You clean up well. Do you happen to have a PhD?

Go to the clap clinic, they will give you a cream for that PhD

It's always good to be tested regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's controversial about that? Sounds ideal.

You clean up well. Do you happen to have a PhD?

Go to the clap clinic, they will give you a cream for that PhD

It's always good to be tested regularly "

I dont need to get tested - I already know I'm clean. Ive only had sex with, like, 50 people this week

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am the 'female' of a couple messaging hot girls hundreds of miles away to ask them to fuck my boyfriend (who is a Calvin Klein model) as a birthday present for him. I have attached pics of said boyfriend that also happen to be all over Twitter as part of a Slovenian male model's account; 'we' live in Hemel Hempstead (easy to get to the major fashion capitals of the world from there) and have already booked a Travelodge for the meet.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm a married man that has cheated on my wife in the past. I'm on fab because it gives me the hope that I'll get a shag but in reality no one on here will touch me, so whilst I'm on here I'm actually being 100% faithful.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamond Joe is axtually a nice boy who lives with his mum and has only slept with two girls, both named Polly"

No, I'm a simple photographer who wants to appreciate your physical beauty... no ulterior motive whatsoever

http://www.bathchronicle.co.uk/photographer-jailed-for-drug-and-rape-offences-on-men-in-bristol/story-29616055-detail/story.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's controversial about that? Sounds ideal.

You clean up well. Do you happen to have a PhD?

Go to the clap clinic, they will give you a cream for that PhD

It's always good to be tested regularly

I dont need to get tested - I already know I'm clean. Ive only had sex with, like, 50 people this week

Slacker. If you dumbed down a little, you'd treble that number.

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Come round to mine right now and fuck me somewhere in between the piles of broken kid's toys whilst my 6 month old cries for milk.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Come round to mine right now and fuck me somewhere in between the piles of broken kid's toys whilst my 6 month old cries for milk."

LOOOOOOOOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the 'female' of a couple messaging hot girls hundreds of miles away to ask them to fuck my boyfriend (who is a Calvin Klein model) as a birthday present for him. I have attached pics of said boyfriend that also happen to be all over Twitter as part of a Slovenian male model's account; 'we' live in Hemel Hempstead (easy to get to the major fashion capitals of the world from there) and have already booked a Travelodge for the meet."

Hemel Hempstead is packed to the rafters with Slovakian underwear models. You're missing out. Less cynicism, more male underwear models

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

Hang on a minute... I'll get some of these cats out of the way.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hang on a minute... I'll get some of these cats out of the way. "

You missed a needle over there...

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By *imply DifferentCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

We are really part of Sydney university's Doctorates of Sexual Lifestyles staff and we are here to help our students gain a better understanding, basis and most importantly photographic evidence for their thesis'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on a minute... I'll get some of these cats out of the way. "

As a side note - I like your pics. I think I'll steal them and put them on our profile as Marc. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come round to mine right now and fuck me somewhere in between the piles of broken kid's toys whilst my 6 month old cries for milk.

LOOOOOOOOL!!!"

BBW single parents have needs! LOL

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've convinced my athletic hubby to be prepped, ready and tied to a horse ready for you to fuck.

Junction 3 off the M5; offer valid for 50 minutes.

Did I mention he's an anal virgin?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"I've convinced my athletic hubby to be prepped, ready and tied to a horse ready for you to fuck.

Junction 3 off the M5; offer valid for 50 minutes.

Did I mention he's an anal virgin?

What about your husband joe?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've convinced my athletic hubby to be prepped, ready and tied to a horse ready for you to fuck.

Junction 3 off the M5; offer valid for 50 minutes.

Did I mention he's an anal virgin?

What about your husband joe?"

Shit!

This is supposed to be fiction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single women I can't understand why men keep asking for NSA sex. Don't they realise I want a long term relationship and 2.4 kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to put up threads asking for opinions on if I'm an ugly bastard or not.

Feeds my ego even further when women reply with positive comments.

And to the ones that say I'm ugly...well they can just fuck off because they don't know what they're on about.

I'm such an attention whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a single girl looking for a boyfriend and a real relationship. I know it's Fab but you've got to start somewhere. "

Im sure you will find someone and have fun on the way im just looking for a regular fuck buddy but having fun on the way xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet guys with long fingernails who hasn't washed for at least 2 weeks and has a crusty knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name, according to my birth certificate, is Colin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only meet guys with long fingernails who hasn't washed for at least 2 weeks and has a crusty knob "

..well..whatever floats your boat I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sick to death of women sending me fancy a fuck messages and pictures of their minge.

I'm NOT a piece of meat, get some respect for yourselves women!!!!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I actually wear a wig. I am completely bald. I will not let anyone touch my wig and only have sex doggy style, just in case it slips off and reveals my true identity xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey! I've not had any contact with you before, but have attached a few close up pics of my nice shiny helmet for you to peruse!

Oh and I'll fill my profile in later!

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a massive bigot.

I like to shut down people for having any sort of opinion on here.

They simply aren't allowed to have one.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey! I've not had any contact with you before, but have attached a few close up pics of my nice shiny helmet for you to peruse!

Oh and I'll fill my profile in later!

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size is curvy, exactly.....

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"What size is curvy, exactly.....

Size 30. Sometimes down to size 16.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I am an athletic male.

Well, maybe I had arms 15 yrs ago and there's definitely some muscles still under the blubber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get hundreds of messages from women everyday and frankly, I'm getting a bit tired from them to be honest.

Sigh.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I get hundreds of messages from women everyday and frankly, I'm getting a bit tired from them to be honest.

Sigh."

If I get one more boob shot from a woman, I'll start a thread and scream and scream and scream until I'm sick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Abigail, I'm an eastern European catwalk model and I also model for agent provocateur and victorias secret.

I have only had two romantic relationships, so I'm looking for the man of my dreams. All genuine and exceptional men please PM me.

I would also like to try some lady love especially, will ladies please send me intimate pictures of your front bottoms.

Some people have commented on my photo gallery saying the 147 pictures all look like different people, but they really are all of me, I just change my hairstyle a lot.

And my make up.

And my height.

And my breast size.

Don't bother wasting your time using Google reverse, you won't see any of my photos on professional modelling websites or pornsites. Honest. Please don't do it.

I'm am very genuine.

Colin. Sorry, I mean Abigail.

*blocks men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will only meet with ridiculously chiseled specimens.

An absolute stunner and has to be at least an 11 out of 10.

Won't settle for anything less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Abigail, I'm an eastern European catwalk model and I also model for agent provocateur and victorias secret.

I have only had two romantic relationships, so I'm looking for the man of my dreams. All genuine and exceptional men please PM me.

I would also like to try some lady love especially, will ladies please send me intimate pictures of your front bottoms.

Some people have commented on my photo gallery saying the 147 pictures all look like different people, but they really are all of me, I just change my hairstyle a lot.

And my make up.

And my height.

And my breast size.

Don't bother wasting your time using Google reverse, you won't see any of my photos on professional modelling websites or pornsites. Honest. Please don't do it.

I'm am very genuine.

Colin. Sorry, I mean Abigail.

*blocks men.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I have been here a few times now. Oddly, I keep getting younger.

I check "athletic, non-smoker and social drinker" as I spill fag ash over my belly, swear loudly at the children and reach for my second whiskey at breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regulalry play those 'kiss, fuck, avoid' games, hoping that someone would finally pick one of the formers rather than latter.

(This one's actually true)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread's gone a bit quiet..time to kick start it up again.

Fed up of all these women uploading pussy pics.

I know what one looks like.

Please stop drowning us with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont want to see cock pictures, I've seen them before, they all look the same

*uploads 150 manky clunge photos to fab*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Decided to rewrite my profile.

Now says. NO COCK PIC NO REPLY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's now been a whole day since I joined fab and wondering why no one is messaging me.

Women should be falling at my feet by now and demanding to be bedded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for an honest reliable man.

Uploads picture of nipple, foot, a hand and one eye. Also shaves eight years off age.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I fuck bareback because I only do anal so it's safe, you only get stds from pussy sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has 'will fill in later' on profile.

Bound to be 'knee deep in clunge' as Jay from The Inbetweeners would put it.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm a completely single bi girl, of course ill meet you for a mff, if my boyfriend can join in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a buxom harlot from ye olde days over yonder, serving ale to smelly highwaymen. Slipping them some good times after hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a buxom harlot from ye olde days over yonder, serving ale to smelly highwaymen. Slipping them some good times after hours. "

Modern day version of greasy chick in roadside cafe serving up to truckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a buxom harlot from ye olde days over yonder, serving ale to smelly highwaymen. Slipping them some good times after hours.

Modern day version of greasy chick in roadside cafe serving up to truckers. "

Not at all!

I donned beautiful slutty apron/low cut dress with rotten teeth ensemble coupled with an addiction to snuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really a 67 year old dude

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Missus Jabba seeks tall, hung males who work out and are sub 10% bodyfat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All you lovely ladies I have the biggest girth on fab. I know you'll all want a piece of it. I mean it's like two cans end on end. Form an orderly queue. Not available week ends.

Why is my inbox developing tumble?

Yours. Mr Girthygirth of Girthtown.

Where did that guy go? He was funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a picture of my penis against a can of Pringles.

I'm waiting for it to be accepted by the mods but it seems to be taking longer than usual.

I reckon she/he's too busy jerking off to it as we speak.

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

I put my real age when I joined. I was naïve and didn't know how it really worked on these sites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a picture of my penis against a can of Pringles.

I'm waiting for it to be accepted by the mods but it seems to be taking longer than usual.

I reckon she/he's too busy jerking off to it as we speak. "

Update:

It got rejected. Mod said it crashed the whole site momentarily. The servers were unable to handle the size of the picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a picture of my penis against a can of Pringles.

I'm waiting for it to be accepted by the mods but it seems to be taking longer than usual.

I reckon she/he's too busy jerking off to it as we speak.

Update:

It got rejected. Mod said it crashed the whole site momentarily. The servers were unable to handle the size of the picture."

I think they struggle with microfilm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a picture of my penis against a can of Pringles.

I'm waiting for it to be accepted by the mods but it seems to be taking longer than usual.

I reckon she/he's too busy jerking off to it as we speak.

Update:

It got rejected. Mod said it crashed the whole site momentarily. The servers were unable to handle the size of the picture.

I think they struggle with microfilm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a picture of my penis against a can of Pringles.

I'm waiting for it to be accepted by the mods but it seems to be taking longer than usual.

I reckon she/he's too busy jerking off to it as we speak.

Update:

It got rejected. Mod said it crashed the whole site momentarily. The servers were unable to handle the size of the picture.

I think they struggle with microfilm!

Touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never smile in my photos.

Mainly because my teeth are like stars, no not shiny and bright, they come out at night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read 50 Shades..and erm the other books.

I now want a complete stranger to come to my house, bind me, beat me and whatever else they want to do.

Just don't wipe your cock on me new curtains on the way out, or let the dog upstairs as you leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put my real age when I joined. I was naïve and didn't know how it really worked on these sites. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for emotionally destroyed lasses with daddy issues so I can get them hooked on class A's n pimp them out from my grotty hovel to all the dirty auld fuckers that drink in my local........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victorian slattern, fallen woman.

Carnal smorgasbord extraordinaire, I will manipulate you to leisurely issue.

No hasty pudding.

What's that you say? Hookers can't advertise for business?

Oh, in that case.....

Hi everyone.

My names Jennifer, I'm looking for a very gentle man who will take my flower.

I've never experienced love making before, please be very very gentle with me.

Especially when you slide your winky up my bum bum....

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