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"Put in a please and you might twist my arm    "pretty please  | |||
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"Suck me now, Throbbing Cock, want a filthy Slut!! Does that actually do anything for you girls??" Needs better grammar. Unnecessary capitalisations. Was that last bit a question or a statement? Maybe he could have started with a back story. | |||
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"Ill fuck you so hard you wont be able to walk properly for a week " | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... "come on then lol I'm waiting haha | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... "I was going to send you that same message earlier. Glad I didn't now. | |||
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"Suck me now, Throbbing Cock, want a filthy Slut!! Does that actually do anything for you girls??" Well no, obviously not. That's why we attach a few cock pics too for added charisma. | |||
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"Ill fuck you so hard you wont be able to walk properly for a week" Prefer: I'll fuck you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be outta fashion | |||
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"Ill fuck you so hard you wont be able to walk properly for a week Prefer: I'll fuck you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be outta fashion "lmaoo that's a good one haha | |||
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"Ill fuck you so hard you wont be able to walk properly for a week Prefer: I'll fuck you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be outta fashion "Oh jesus | |||
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"If you arent going to fuck me can you block me already so i can get over you True story as of 5 minutes ago" LOL | |||
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"If you arent going to fuck me can you block me already so i can get over you True story as of 5 minutes ago" let it go let it go reminds me of frozen lmaoo | |||
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"If you arent going to fuck me can you block me already so i can get over you True story as of 5 minutes ago let it go let it go reminds me of frozen lmaoo" Hahah | |||
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"Suck me now, Throbbing Cock, want a filthy Slut!! Does that actually do anything for you girls??" If that doesn't get your gusset wet you might be a bit lezzy...I can help you | |||
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"If you arent going to fuck me can you block me already so i can get over you True story as of 5 minutes ago let it go let it go reminds me of frozen lmaoo Hahah" well let her go should i say lool | |||
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"Suck me now, Throbbing Cock, want a filthy Slut!! Does that actually do anything for you girls??" Works for me if you are offering? | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... "that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here ! | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here !"It's my most successful line  | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here !
It's my most successful line "I think the key word here is 'gentlemen' | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here !
It's my most successful line "I think you maybe on to something i struggle with being direct. Do you mind if I use your lines, there is a fare few post codes between us!! I won't stray into your hunting ground haha  | |||
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"Hi fancy a fuck delete message 2nd message im not trying to be funny but your not the most stunning of women oh here i thought that you would be grateful for a fuck cheeky TAWT" I tend to believe that some people are complete social rejects lol! | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here !"The subject line was hi  | |||
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"Hi fancy a fuck delete message 2nd message im not trying to be funny but your not the most stunning of women oh here i thought that you would be grateful for a fuck cheeky TAWT I tend to believe that some people are complete social rejects lol! " i have that same belief lol | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here !
The subject line was hi "I shouldn't but I find this hilarious, because never in a million years would you say that to someone you just met face to face. The last line is hideous and as for dropping the c bomb to a lady well just ridiculous lol! | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... ""Lick you from front to back" what a perfect phrase. I will steal if for my face to face chat ups and I'm not kidding. | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here !
The subject line was hi I shouldn't but I find this hilarious, because never in a million years would you say that to someone you just met face to face. The last line is hideous and as for dropping the c bomb to a lady well just ridiculous lol!"Where is the lady? | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass...
"Lick you from front to back" what a perfect phrase. I will steal if for my face to face chat ups and I'm not kidding."Hahaha oh god | |||
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"Let's face it, he certainly made an impression "Those words are burned into my retinas | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... that surely has never actually been said by any gentleman on here !
The subject line was hi "It wasn't me!to quote shaggy lol | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... "I've had this message too. Seriously - was this actually cut and paste? | |||
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"Meet me for a fuck now im hard and i want to lick you from front to back until you squirt on my face then im going to bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... "That sounds like a regular cut and paste. | |||
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"He's obviously an amateur.. all he needed was to Shakespeare it up a little.. Fair Maiden would thou rendesvous for a sexual liaison.. My appendage doth grow hard at thou fairest beauty.. My blood boils and with lust and sinew and I desire to lick thee into a tremendous orgasm so thou does blow your loadeth upon my humble face... I'm done. Squire you hath woneth the interweb Only then will I bend you over and pound the fuck out of your cunt and ass... ( Had to leave that last sentence in as it is a literary masterpiece) " | |||
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"I had wanks thinking about you. Actually thought we were going to have fun for real one day but no! I had more chance of being fucked by a snowman And another...charmed believe me" Don't tell me Olaf is a Fab perv, my heart is now broken. | |||
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"True story :"do you want to suck cock until you gag or throw up?"
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PS no I don't. EVER"The sad thing is he probably thought he was being confidently sexy in a way that you'd like. In the face of all sense to the contrary... I on the other hand am a model of eloquence.... | |||
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