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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and
women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole
Venus and Mars thing or why men think with their head and
women with their heart.
For example…One evening last week, my missis and I were
getting into bed. Well, the passion started to heat up, but then
she said "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she said the words that every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads
to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as
a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you
in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
to sleep. The very next day, I opted to take the day off of work
to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, high-end department store. I walked
around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just
buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said let’s get a pair for each outfit. We went on to
the jewelry department where she picked out a nice pair of
diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought
I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she
was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when
she doesn't even know how to play tennis. But, I think I threw
her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She appeared to be almost nearing sexual satisfaction from
all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she
finally said, "I think this is all dear; let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey,
I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her
jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.
" And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"......
Apparently, I'm not having sex tonight either… |
