FabSwingers.com forum: We need a name for it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Trouser snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

manscaping..

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

upside down tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three cheers for your willy or John Thomas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork sword.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brother used to call his Percy when he was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy reamer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock in a bush.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course."

You will need to be more accurate.

A lady garden indicates pubes. Are you referring to male genitalia with or without pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will need to be more accurate.

A lady garden indicates pubes. Are you referring to male genitalia with or without pubes?"

The foliage or the tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about man nest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One eyed bed snake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will need to be more accurate.

A lady garden indicates pubes. Are you referring to male genitalia with or without pubes?

The foliage or the tree."

You will have to ask the OP. I know not what he intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course."

The WALLOPER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course.

The WALLOPER "

At a glance, I read wallpaper. That confused me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course.

You will need to be more accurate.

A lady garden indicates pubes. Are you referring to male genitalia with or without pubes?"

Do you have names for both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course.

The WALLOPER

At a glance, I read wallpaper. That confused me!

Me too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phoofy and chipolata.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will need to be more accurate.

A lady garden indicates pubes. Are you referring to male genitalia with or without pubes?

The foliage or the tree.

You will have to ask the OP. I know not what he intended."

I'm just trying to keep up the gardening metaphor. As long as the trimming is limited to the foliage and kept away from the trunk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah to me the lady garden is the pubes,, is a woman has them and if so what style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One eyed trouser snake

Your wife's/gf's best friend

The big stiffy

The long fellow

The little general....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course.

You will need to be more accurate.

A lady garden indicates pubes. Are you referring to male genitalia with or without pubes?

Do you have names for both?"

Think topiary. Privet or box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork sword or Pink torpedo ... Although if a man ever called it that during 'the moment' I think I'd dry up instantly

Never called the man bush anything though.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You will need to be more accurate.

A lady garden indicates pubes. Are you referring to male genitalia with or without pubes?"

Not my lady garden

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

In our house it's a dinky

no matter who or how big or small, sorry chaps, it'll always be a dinky

Mrs blue eyes

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Old Chap

Brain

Boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course.

The WALLOPER

At a glance, I read wallpaper. That confused me!

Me too haha"

No that's what I wipe it on if there are no curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her - Lady Garden (full bush)

Him - Garden Shed (full bush)

Her - The Lawn (trimmed)

Him - The Hedge (trimmed)

Her & Him - the Gnomes (no foliage growing here)

In our family his and hers was called "the business"

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Names for pubes though I'm thinking,

Fluffter( hairy) as in fluffy

Buffter( shaved) as in the buff

I'll get my coat

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs hood calls it the doodle (no hunourus comment required on that)

The heat seeking moisture misle?

Bit of a mouth full that one.....see what I did there? I......... Never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thruster x

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Twig and Giggle Berries....

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By *ootballFlowerCouple
over a year ago

Ollerton

Or Elvis - He always did put on a good show!!!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Tooter ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joystick and giggle berries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok peeps lets get our imaginative thinking caps on, we all know the "lady garden" and what it's referenced to, but I've just been asked what the male equivilant is?

So what phrase would best describe the gentleman sausage, without being vulgar or course."

The Peeeeee Nissssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meat and two veg

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

The jungle if it's wild lol

Or if it's like golf it could be the rough, the fairway and the putting green equates to long, trimmed and smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it odd this thread is turning me on?

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Wexford

The Fattening stick.

As is a pregnant woman got a belt of the fattening stick.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Or Elvis - He always did put on a good show!!!"

That also means you can use 'Elvis has left the building' as a euphemism for jizzing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Release the ..beast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it odd this thread is turning me on?"

Odd, maybe. But good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy

Cock

Dick

Bob

Nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "Muff Marauder" or

King Dingaling

The Big Dipper

Rumpleforeskin

Vaginal Depth Detector

They are really really bad

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

When I was at school they used to say 'do you want to be in pen15 club?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The purple plunger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was speaking to a lass I know a few weeks ago When she told me her young son called it his selfie stick!

Makes sense

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Was speaking to a lass I know a few weeks ago When she told me her young son called it his selfie stick!

Makes sense

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