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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As I went to reach for the largest cucumber in the supermarket a woman also went to grab it.

"Oh yeah, I bet I know why you want the biggest one," I winked.

"You've got me," she giggled, "do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?"

"No thanks," I replied, "I've got better things to do with my time than stand watching a woman make sandwiches."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked by a woman if she could play with my joy stick while i was playing saga rally i told her to wait her turn ...i was young and pissed at the time .

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