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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a new wave of technology to alert if they or you are doing the dirty!!

Get this.....

The technology being a Smarttress!

And

A Website!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just hung the washing out, you can't get an app that's does that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's ok, I just Googled it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain?"

Well you take the clothes out of the machine then get some pegs and go outside to the washing line and hang them up with the pegs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain?

Well you take the clothes out of the machine then get some pegs and go outside to the washing line and hang them up with the pegs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Explain?

Well you take the clothes out of the machine then get some pegs and go outside to the washing line and hang them up with the pegs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain?

Well you take the clothes out of the machine then get some pegs and go outside to the washing line and hang them up with the pegs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Explain?"

Ok, here goes... If you are playing away or your fella is, doing it at home (who would be so fucking stupid) is not a wise choice (you don't say) as bedding company Durmet has launched the Smarttress: a mattress that pings its owner a message when the bed springs are in use ... Without them. It claims to measure speed, duration and 'impact per minute' , and can even differentiate between a quick round of jiggy stardust and an overenthusiastic dog jumping on the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job I prefer the kitchen table, or the hammock in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Explain?

Ok, here goes... If you are playing away or your fella is, doing it at home (who would be so fucking stupid) is not a wise choice (you don't say) as bedding company Durmet has launched the Smarttress: a mattress that pings its owner a message when the bed springs are in use ... Without them. It claims to measure speed, duration and 'impact per minute' , and can even differentiate between a quick round of jiggy stardust and an overenthusiastic dog jumping on the bed. "

Look under the covers before i jump on it Xx

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