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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So who else is clumsy/calamitous? I've just discovered that standing on a 3 pin plug is less painful than sitting on one! There are far better ways to get a bruised bottom!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So who else is clumsy/calamitous? I've just discovered that standing on a 3 pin plug is less painful than sitting on one! There are far better ways to get a bruised bottom! "

I can beat that. I was fucking about with a penknife the other day then put it on my bed and went for a shower for work. Got out the shower realised I was late so in a rush sat on my bed to put my socks on and stabbed myself in the arsed.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I managed to tear the ligament in my ankle a few days ago......just by standing up. Go figure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who else is clumsy/calamitous? I've just discovered that standing on a 3 pin plug is less painful than sitting on one! There are far better ways to get a bruised bottom!

I can beat that. I was fucking about with a penknife the other day then put it on my bed and went for a shower for work. Got out the shower realised I was late so in a rush sat on my bed to put my socks on and stabbed myself in the arsed. "

Ohhhh ouch!!! If you wanted your arse stabbed I'm sure you'd have found a volunteer on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I managed to tear the ligament in my ankle a few days ago......just by standing up. Go figure "

Need a nurse?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So who else is clumsy/calamitous? I've just discovered that standing on a 3 pin plug is less painful than sitting on one! There are far better ways to get a bruised bottom!

I can beat that. I was fucking about with a penknife the other day then put it on my bed and went for a shower for work. Got out the shower realised I was late so in a rush sat on my bed to put my socks on and stabbed myself in the arsed.

Ohhhh ouch!!! If you wanted your arse stabbed I'm sure you'd have found a volunteer on here! "

I can imagine there would be quite a quie

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I managed to tear the ligament in my ankle a few days ago......just by standing up. Go figure

Need a nurse? "

I'm closer. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyspraxic - if there's an A-board I'll walk into it, if there's a doorframe, I'll bounce off it and every so often I'll just find myself sat on the floor with no knowledge of how I got there.

I believe one boyfriend used to say I was as graceful as a gazelle...a stunned gazelle.

I own it. It's my superpower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately I'm amazingly clumsy, spill drinks, almost knock myself out cold just gave myself severe concussion instead, accidently dislocated fingers, the list goes on

Friends are constantly surprised that I haven't managed to lose limb or worse yet.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I managed to tear the ligament in my ankle a few days ago......just by standing up. Go figure

Need a nurse?

I'm closer. Just saying "

Hmmm a nurse now theres an idea .

Could do with a stair lift, figured out how to get downstairs on my feet but getting up is funny.

Went staight from a&e to an 11 hour shift. I must be crazy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I managed to burn myself on the iron, grill and frying pan yesterday.

I have clumsy days that seem to appear out of nowhere. It can't be linked to periods anymore so I don't know what the trigger is but once the day has one clumsy thing then another and another happen.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"I managed to burn myself on the iron, grill and frying pan yesterday.

I have clumsy days that seem to appear out of nowhere. It can't be linked to periods anymore so I don't know what the trigger is but once the day has one clumsy thing then another and another happen."

I get that. They all seem to happen at once then nothing happens for a while whilst you recover.

Hope you havent burnt yourself too badly

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