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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If there was an olympics run by fab what events would you suggest and what events do you think you could win gold in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking pooch and generally rambling on incessantly about random subjects

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

100m 'left the hair removal cream on too long' sprint to the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing a sweet in the air and catching it in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rimming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shooting, accuracy and distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold ~ Prosecco drinking

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Grandstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed naked wheelbarrow race.

The pole vault (how many times can a lass vault my pole before I cum)

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Talking shite event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rimming. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

person who attracts the most dickheads and falls for them. i win that one.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"person who attracts the most dickheads and falls for them. i win that one."

I'll fight you for that 1 bietch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"person who attracts the most dickheads and falls for them. i win that one.

I'll fight you for that 1 bietch

i won it without even trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a clumsy race? Tripping over hurdles, dropping a shot put on one's foot, not quite seeing that you're atop a high diving board, face down in the long jump pit? I'm all over that one.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"person who attracts the most dickheads and falls for them. i win that one.

I'll fight you for that 1 bietch

i won it without even trying.

Nooooo I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"person who attracts the most dickheads and falls for them. i win that one.

I'll fight you for that 1 bietch

i won it without even trying.

Nooooo I did

lol we should actually have a fab olympics where people try to win a 'prize'. here is my entry.

ok, so as a bit of a dickhead (1pt) myself i met my first dickhead (2pts) at a young age. i met this dickhead (3)

as soon as split up with another dickhead (4).

i have seen other dickheads (8pts) since then.

Total 8 duckhead points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck sake i spelt dickhead as duckhead, that gives me too buns dickhead points though so it's not all bad.

why yes i am making up the rules as i go along.

10 dickhead points for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gold - thigh perving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking shite event "
and me giving shite event damn I love to spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a spank a thron

d9m side is the darkside

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Training for 'popping over to Kent' medal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get gold for like stuff on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a clumsy race? Tripping over hurdles, dropping a shot put on one's foot, not quite seeing that you're atop a high diving board, face down in the long jump pit? I'm all over that one. "

It will be a close run race for that one HH. I'm a klutz. My swinging adventures thus far left me with a sauna burn on my arse and I bruised my entire leg in the first 20 minutes of a meet once.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

If there was a cheese event,i'd be pretty good at making it vanish

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a clumsy race? Tripping over hurdles, dropping a shot put on one's foot, not quite seeing that you're atop a high diving board, face down in the long jump pit? I'm all over that one.

It will be a close run race for that one HH. I'm a klutz. My swinging adventures thus far left me with a sauna burn on my arse and I bruised my entire leg in the first 20 minutes of a meet once. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers? "

I'll be in

miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers? "

God yes, Assam for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake eating compatition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers?

I'll be in

miss"

Excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers?

God yes, Assam for me please."

Ooo, a woman of taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake eating compatition"
I'm in love a good cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers?

God yes, Assam for me please.

Ooo, a woman of taste.

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can't beat a good cuppa I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke says to his wife, "look what I've got love, Olympic condoms! Pack of 3, one gold, one silver and one bronze! I'm going to wear the gold one in bed tonight and give you a proper thrill"!

To which she replied, "I've got a better idea, wear the silver one and come second for once"!

Sorry if I've diverted the tone of the thread but I couldn't resist that one....have a good day Fabbers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for three others for my tea drinking relay team. Any volunteers?

God yes, Assam for me please.

Ooo, a woman of taste.

Well thank you kind sir

I'm also partial to an Earl Grey, but at this time of day it has to be Assam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloke says to his wife, "look what I've got love, Olympic condoms! Pack of 3, one gold, one silver and one bronze! I'm going to wear the gold one in bed tonight and give you a proper thrill"!

To which she replied, "I've got a better idea, wear the silver one and come second for once"!

Sorry if I've diverted the tone of the thread but I couldn't resist that one....have a good day Fabbers!"
love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call your partner by her sisters name and see how long you can keep your cock in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Training for 'popping over to Kent' medal

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