FabSwingers.com forum: wardrobe malfunctions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a lovely day out today, couldn't have asked for better. However as we were walking around a model village, the button on my shorts came off.

We both laughed, as at first it didn't seem to have any effect on my shorts staying in place. However as we walked it became apparent that my shorts were coming more undone and leading to me flashing to the poor public. My date laughed all the way to the shop until I could find a belt to keep everything in place.

What wardrobe malfunction have you experienced whilst on a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've walked round town on my lunch break with my dress tucked into my tights. Sounds sexy but arse in tights is never sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a malfunction but I had a date tear the waistband clean off my underwear while at a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had the seam of my pants rip while going commando and while walking, the head of my cock would peek out for a fresh breath of air every so often. I even had one lady point down and say " I see he is out for the day too, huh".

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I never mention the sheep outfit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I never mention the sheep outfit

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i do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I never mention the sheep outfit

i do

Please tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the worst sartorial disaster when I bent down to pick something up outside a hotel I was meeting a client and ripped the arse out of my suit. Luckily I was early and lived nearby and raced home to get changed.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not a wardrobe malfunction but i was on a date many years ago nice big pub but we must of sat under the air conditioning or the thing that releases a fragrance as all of a sudden i had no control over my nose and eyes streaming it wasnt attractive

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I never mention the sheep outfit

i do

Please tell!"
oooh, not sure if you want his version of events. My version of events. Or the true version

mines the best.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Does forgetting to take your knickers off under a catsuit count so when the guy you're with unzips you in quite an intense Dom/sub moment he instead bursts out laughing at the sight of bright turquoise pants because it's exactly the kind of klutzy thing you tend to do?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I never mention the sheep outfit

i do

Ewe are silly

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

"I've walked round town on my lunch break with my dress tucked into my tights. Sounds sexy but arse in tights is never sexy. "
lol we went to Pontins one year in Wales while washing my hands in the loo I had to tell a older lady about (80) bless her that her dress was tucked in her pants

I'm sure she appreciated it, couldn't let her leave the powder room like that

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A few weeks ago at work i crouched down while assembling a mannequin and split the arse of my trousers lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I was at the Lord mayors ball years ago and I sneezed when being introduced to the major and a few well known public figures and the zip broke on my strapless ball gown. Resulting in flashing my breasts to said mayor.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

At a job agency sat down and my keys went straight through my pockets and my seam down my leg went rip

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I once went on a meet and all my clothes fell off!

Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the largest Bridget Jones style spanx on that covered the expanse from under tits to thighs, yep that big,paired with opaque tights, sexy laydeeeeee

Well, in my defence I wasn't planning on having sex, I just happened & I spent the first 5 mins apologising for my lingere

Sex was uber hot though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leapfrogged over a Bollard in a pencil skirt once. After teetering on it fora few seconds the seam in the front gave...... resulting in a hem to waistline split

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

None going to, but I once lost a pair of trousers during/after.

That was tricky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once went on a meet and all my clothes fell off!

Does that count?

If it was all done in the best possible taste

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Once had the seam of my pants rip while going commando and while walking, the head of my cock would peek out for a fresh breath of air every so often. I even had one lady point down and say " I see he is out for the day too, huh"."

this made me giggle

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"I once went on a meet and all my clothes fell off!

Does that count?

If it was all done in the best possible taste

Always in the best possible taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in a nightclub and bent down to pick my bag up and my trousers split from crotch to waist!

To add insult to injury I was wearing a black thong underneath so the saddle-sores I had were clearly visible And there was a viewing balcony directly above the dancefloor where it happened!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Dress blowing up at sports day- woops!

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