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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know when your having sex...

ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......

Do ya shout out...

"och aye...och aye...och aye ....

Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...

AHEM !!!

Just wondered ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"You know when your having sex...

ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......

Do ya shout out...

"och aye...och aye...och aye ....

Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...

AHEM !!!

Just wondered ? "

Bloody brill Peaches

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

dinnae be so feckin stoooopit, we usually shout, "is that all you've got man.. ffs, yer da wis better!!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo theres some lovely looking people from scotland i wish it was closer x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooo theres some lovely looking people from scotland i wish it was closer x"

Im glad i aint

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Scotland is coming to a town near you.... very soon. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scotland is coming to a town near you.... very soon. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland is great, I try to travel in the dark and at speed

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Scotland is great, I try to travel in the dark and at speed "

careful.. have number and know how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Scots in Norfolk, I'm invading from the deep South!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is great, I try to travel in the dark and at speed

careful.. have number and know how to use it "

I go incognito just in case and I go the long way round now as well, I'm not there next week either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a Scots in Norfolk, I'm invading from the deep South! "

Och nooooooooo

they comming all roads...Not just the high and low ones

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

yay...back up. bring it on noo ya bunch o FEB's (and that disnae stand for full english breakfast)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im reading all of the posts and thinking of replies in Scottish now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fine educated and brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine educated and brilliant "

Not exactly one for the CV though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a Scots in Norfolk, I'm invading from the deep South! "

Norfolk n chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is great, I try to travel in the dark and at speed "

bassa........we can still get you in the dark........ we steal the cats eyes out the roads as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had more speeding fines in scotland than anywhere else I honestly believe they have speed cameras in every sheep by the roadside...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hairy arsed caber tossing Glaswegian should scare the natives....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yerrrr

But you wanna see where they put the hidden eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like les dawson thinking next doors cat only has one eye...till he realises the cat is comming in backwards

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"A hairy arsed caber tossing Glaswegian should scare the natives.... "

Thats no way to describe FMUMA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like les dawson thinking next doors cat only has one eye...till he realises the cat is comming in backwards "

yeah and had the cat approached him backwards then Percy Shaw would have invented the pencil sharpener instead of cats eyes.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"A hairy arsed caber tossing Glaswegian should scare the natives....

Thats no way to describe FMUMA "

it's ok, ahm no a weegie!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers "

were all bawjaws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a Scots in Norfolk, I'm invading from the deep South! "
And your a very very Randy scot , lol xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws. "

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I cant deny Jo xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All together now....

Im just down from the Isle of Skye

I'm no very big but I'm awful shy

All the lassies shout as I walk by,

"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low

Through the streets in my kilt I go

All the lassies cry, "Hello!

_muma, where's your trousers?"

I went to a fancy ball

It was slippery in the hall

I was afeared that I may fall

Because I nay had on ma trousers

I went down to London town

To have a little fun in the underground

All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

The lassies love me every one

But they must catch me if they can

You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers "

Not had a good toss of a caber in ages...we don't call them highland games for nothing.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws.

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!"

Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws.

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!

Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot"

yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws.

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!

Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot

yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet. "

Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws.

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!

Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot

yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.

Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint "

Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws.

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!

Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot

yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.

Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint

Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs! "

Pet's got google and knows how to use it!!! (although I could give you fair odds on the fact she disnae have a scoob whit she actually wrote)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always the great national cry of:

"There's bein a Muddaaa!"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws.

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!

Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot

yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.

Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint

Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs!

Pet's got google and knows how to use it!!! (although I could give you fair odds on the fact she disnae have a scoob whit she actually wrote)"

I so do, so ner

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Lmao

I wanna know if your all "tossers" or do you just watch like us sassanackers

were all bawjaws.

dinnae fankle them wi posh words loops!!!

Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot

yer fair guid at parliamo ra lingo there Pet.

Aye nae a glaikit skelly eened bint

Now that coming from you has me laughing out loud and frightening the dogs! "

One tries one's best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah think ye shud aal gerra ahad ova lang ward beuk an gan ahint the cree win a blash afore ye get yer mooth arund yon un.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ah think ye shud aal gerra ahad ova lang ward beuk an gan ahint the cree win a blash afore ye get yer mooth arund yon un. "

I got the first bit then you lost me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when your having sex...

ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......

Do ya shout out...

"och aye...och aye...och aye ....

Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...

AHEM !!!

Just wondered ? "

we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know when your having sex...

ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......

Do ya shout out...

"och aye...och aye...och aye ....

Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...

AHEM !!!

Just wondered ?

we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!

"

five hundred smiles at that one.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"You know when your having sex...

ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......

Do ya shout out...

"och aye...och aye...och aye ....

Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...

AHEM !!!

Just wondered ?

we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!

"

haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx"

dont tell everyone i have wee testes hanging off me chin

i can get low rate mobility dla for that

nah im hone early to start the next sesh on that pc of doom

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"You know when your having sex...

ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......

Do ya shout out...

"och aye...och aye...och aye ....

Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...

AHEM !!!

Just wondered ?

we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!

haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx"

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"You know when your having sex...

ANd your getting all hot and horny and about to cum......

Do ya shout out...

"och aye...och aye...och aye ....

Cuz we do the oh yes..oh yes bit...

AHEM !!!

Just wondered ?

we sometimes have been known to break into .. when am a cumming, well i know am gonna be im gonna be the one cumming over you!

haw bawjaws, you on a feckin half day? xx

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen "

Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen

Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani "

Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen

Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani

Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language"

aye, me tae an aw!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen

Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani

Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language

aye, me tae an aw!!!"

Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen

Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani

Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language

right, you are now straying between yorkshire and geordie. scarey wummin!!!

aye, me tae an aw!!!

Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet "

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen

Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani

Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language

right, you are now straying between yorkshire and geordie. scarey wummin!!!

aye, me tae an aw!!!

Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet "

Thats Lanky, wash ya mouth out ya clodhopper

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

Thought you;d fallen asleep ya Shareeeeeeeeeeen

Naw, was otherwise occupied and it's Shereen ya futtn Nanjiani

Give a girl a break am just learning the bloody language

right, you are now straying between yorkshire and geordie. scarey wummin!!!

aye, me tae an aw!!!

Shut thi cakeole, Like as not as mebbe tha's reet

Thats Lanky, wash ya mouth out ya clodhopper"

shut yer geggy, I'm gitting ferr ferfochen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

shut yer geggy, I'm gitting ferr ferfochen"

Yes dear xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All together now....

Im just down from the Isle of Skye

I'm no very big but I'm awful shy

All the lassies shout as I walk by,

"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low

Through the streets in my kilt I go

All the lassies cry, "Hello!

_muma, where's your trousers?"

I went to a fancy ball

It was slippery in the hall

I was afeared that I may fall

Because I nay had on ma trousers

I went down to London town

To have a little fun in the underground

All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

The lassies love me every one

But they must catch me if they can

You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

"

Got this bloody tune stuck in me head now

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"All together now....

Im just down from the Isle of Skye

I'm no very big but I'm awful shy

All the lassies shout as I walk by,

"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low

Through the streets in my kilt I go

All the lassies cry, "Hello!

_muma, where's your trousers?"

I went to a fancy ball

It was slippery in the hall

I was afeared that I may fall

Because I nay had on ma trousers

I went down to London town

To have a little fun in the underground

All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

The lassies love me every one

But they must catch me if they can

You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

Got this bloody tune stuck in me head now "

serves you bloody right... and the answer is on the bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All together now....

Im just down from the Isle of Skye

I'm no very big but I'm awful shy

All the lassies shout as I walk by,

"_muma, Where's Your Trousers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low

Through the streets in my kilt I go

All the lassies cry, "Hello!

_muma, where's your trousers?"

I went to a fancy ball

It was slippery in the hall

I was afeared that I may fall

Because I nay had on ma trousers

I went down to London town

To have a little fun in the underground

All the Ladies turned their heads around, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

The lassies love me every one

But they must catch me if they can

You canna put the brakes on a highland man, saying,

"_muma, where's your trousers?"

Got this bloody tune stuck in me head now

serves you bloody right... and the answer is on the bedroom floor "

Well that dont suprise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once went up to glasgow for a laugh.and came back in stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP ! "

You know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !

You know it. "

Especially the English people living there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !

You know it.

Especially the English people living there "

..... last time I let you buy me a cuppa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !

You know it.

Especially the English people living there

..... last time I let you buy me a cuppa!"

Yes you can buy me one next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !

You know it.

Especially the English people living there

..... last time I let you buy me a cuppa!

Yes you can buy me one next time "

Whit!!!!! You want me to choke on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotland is a great place and the people are lovely, GULP !

You know it.

Especially the English people living there

"

wee tale was up by fort william couple o years back with an english lady

stopped at a shoppie for some juices etc - she was all shy and mmm i dont wanna go in they many not like me im english -

we both pop in the shoppie and get served by an english lass! - no one in scotland is feckin scottish

tis a very accomodating wee country we are seeing as we got humped by almost every invader - bar the romans! woo hooo - although Aberdeen - ooooo Aberdeen dont like anybody

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