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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just open the legs ffs!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"just open the legs ffs!"

and smile ?

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

and smile ?"

depends what way you grimace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Interesting "

not really...I'll have potential blocks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then bend over and present your arse! M x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then bend over and present your arse! M x"

That's the command I love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then bend over and present your arse! M x"

its a bit spicy...

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Then make a wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

Romantic fool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Romantic fool! "

I've just read that as romantic foof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Romantic fool!

I've just read that as romantic foof!"

I have one of them- it's even holding a glass of Rosè!

If anyone wants it pming let me know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

Bit more to sex than just opening legs OP

Wouldn't want to be meeting you with an attitude like that. XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Romantic fool! "

what better way of showing love than licking a delicious pie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

What a charmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

Beautiful words, spoken with true passion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Bit more to sex than just opening legs OP

Wouldn't want to be meeting you with an attitude like that. XXX"

is there...thanks for the advice, am going back to the war n peace method..

soo..

under the moonlit sky, we engage...we embrace..then you open your legs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea but how quickly?

How far do we open them?

Bent knees?

Pointed toes?

You can't just say open your legs ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

What a charmer "

thumbs going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we standing,sitting or on our backs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Beautiful words, spoken with true passion "

well...everyone knows females arent doing too well on this site ffs...just thought I'd help ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

You never change paddy haha straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yea but how quickly?

How far do we open them?

Bent knees?

Pointed toes?

You can't just say open your legs ffs! "

what you do with your feet or toes...ewwwww...is beyond my interest..am only interested in the floral curls of the said central ready and waiting pulsing core

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we standing,sitting or on our backs? "

standings the best for a fanny gush facial rush

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Are we wearing leggings? On our own?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

You never change paddy haha straight to the point "

it's a serious issue...I dunno why people arent finding it as FREE advice...

some of you folks turn free stuff away every day...

click my link for a free ipad here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

What a charmer

thumbs going "

Thumb going where now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we wearing leggings? On our own?

"

leggings are fine, just make sure the box is easy to enter, cut a hole x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

What a charmer

thumbs going

Thumb going where now? "

the tickleadiptome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

takes all sorts

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao

takes all sorts"

nobody mentioned shoving bassets up yer fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

Awww welcome back, we have missed your shit on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB "

hardly good positioning for a lick out...sheesh...lets sort out stuff before entry!...women..sigh...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB "

This Is very True!

And you don't have to look at them either then Paddy, so you can use it as an excuse to forget who they are when they verify you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Awww welcome back, we have missed your shit on the forums "

why dont you just say 'I'..I miss you too...still detest yer feetnessishness..but yer gorgeous..might even cure my footphobia..clean the barnacles off em first eh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

This Is very True!

And you don't have to look at them either then Paddy, so you can use it as an excuse to forget who they are when they verify you! "

thats a low blow...especially since I think u've the hottest lickable fanny on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we standing,sitting or on our backs?

standings the best for a fanny gush facial rush"

So we do star jumps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we standing,sitting or on our backs?

standings the best for a fanny gush facial rush

So we do star jumps? "

yes..but make sure to squat on landing..and try not shitting oneself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Awww welcome back, we have missed your shit on the forums

why dont you just say 'I'..I miss you too...still detest yer feetnessishness..but yer gorgeous..might even cure my footphobia..clean the barnacles off em first eh!"

Awww I think you like them really

You do talk about them at every given chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

This Is very True!

And you don't have to look at them either then Paddy, so you can use it as an excuse to forget who they are when they verify you!

thats a low blow...especially since I think u've the hottest lickable fanny on fab "

You know it baby! Let me know when they let you out of Scotland again! (Guessing you will have to get some blood in you alcohol system before they will export you!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

takes all sorts

nobody mentioned shoving bassets up yer fanny!"

well darlinnnng i do prefer fu to fanny as your probably aware that fannies arnt just between a ladies legs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

Awww welcome back, we have missed your shit on the forums

why dont you just say 'I'..I miss you too...still detest yer feetnessishness..but yer gorgeous..might even cure my footphobia..clean the barnacles off em first eh!

Awww I think you like them really

You do talk about them at every given chance "

your avatar is you foot wanking a cock...sorta goes with what I see xxx

I like abover yer feet alot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

This Is very True!

And you don't have to look at them either then Paddy, so you can use it as an excuse to forget who they are when they verify you!

thats a low blow...especially since I think u've the hottest lickable fanny on fab

You know it baby! Let me know when they let you out of Scotland again! (Guessing you will have to get some blood in you alcohol system before they will export you!) "

started my own monthly clinic..all the blood i can get

yup am sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lmao

takes all sorts

nobody mentioned shoving bassets up yer fanny!

well darlinnnng i do prefer fu to fanny as your probably aware that fannies arnt just between a ladies legs"

kung fanny=kung fu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

This Is very True!

And you don't have to look at them either then Paddy, so you can use it as an excuse to forget who they are when they verify you!

thats a low blow...especially since I think u've the hottest lickable fanny on fab

You know it baby! Let me know when they let you out of Scotland again! (Guessing you will have to get some blood in you alcohol system before they will export you!)

started my own monthly clinic..all the blood i can get

yup am sick"

Sic!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

hardly good positioning for a lick out...sheesh...lets sort out stuff before entry!...women..sigh...!"

You are loving the attention. Shushing women is not going to get you a fuck. But maybe that's your kink ,winding up people.

For what it's worth. You are funny

MrsSB

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Last time l asked her to open her legs...l used a fire flogger between them..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

When a man says the words you've been longing to hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

hardly good positioning for a lick out...sheesh...lets sort out stuff before entry!...women..sigh...!

You are loving the attention. Shushing women is not going to get you a fuck. But maybe that's your kink ,winding up people.

For what it's worth. You are funny

MrsSB "

lol that sounded like a backhanded compliment..however...sheesh..is not shoosh...two very different words...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!"

just open them, nothing else, how boring!!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

hardly good positioning for a lick out...sheesh...lets sort out stuff before entry!...women..sigh...!

You are loving the attention. Shushing women is not going to get you a fuck. But maybe that's your kink ,winding up people.

For what it's worth. You are funny

MrsSB

lol that sounded like a backhanded compliment..however...sheesh..is not shoosh...two very different words... "

Sorry yes. Spanish here I get it wrong sometimes.

Honest compliment. I don't do passive aggressive

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had to take a peek at Op profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

just open them, nothing else, how boring!!! "

that leads to..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women don't need to open their legs to get fucked. Speed bump position is a clear example.

Schooled

Best sex position for us

MrsSB

hardly good positioning for a lick out...sheesh...lets sort out stuff before entry!...women..sigh...!

You are loving the attention. Shushing women is not going to get you a fuck. But maybe that's your kink ,winding up people.

For what it's worth. You are funny

MrsSB

lol that sounded like a backhanded compliment..however...sheesh..is not shoosh...two very different words...

Sorry yes. Spanish here I get it wrong sometimes.

Honest compliment. I don't do passive aggressive

MrsSB "

awww x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had to take a peek at Op profile "

I went to the shops..hope you had a fiddle x

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"just open the legs ffs!"

...and say aaaah?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

...and say aaaahgadoodoo push a pineapple up my..!!"

yup that song

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool


"just open the legs ffs!"

And curtsy hehe, loving your thread gave me a smile as I read

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Welcome back fuckface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

And curtsy hehe, loving your thread gave me a smile as I read "

awww...it's smiley sunday xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome back fuckface"

thanks catpeefilthbag xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had to take a peek at Op profile

I went to the shops..hope you had a fiddle x"

i dont fiddle young man

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England ! "

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England winning many medals! "

thats a bit contentious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB "

google translate? or el translato googlia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..... And who said you are not romantic.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they're tied together though ?

Sarah

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod

over a year ago

My Own Little World

Ahhhh Paddy, you have been missed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"..... And who said you are not romantic.....

"

all of my ex's...but thats cos they never dunned what I tolded them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahhhh Paddy, you have been missed "

aww thanks tastytits xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if they're tied together though ?

Sarah "

we use swinger mice to chew through the rope...

OBVIOUSLY!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

only 72 replies...

typical women....we'll see who gets more meets!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"only 72 replies...

typical women....we'll see who gets more meets! "

I do. With women

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB "

Lie back and think of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"only 72 replies...

typical women....we'll see who gets more meets!

I do. With women

MrsSB "

blowup dolls dont count!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB

Lie back and think of me "

Is this you flirting again?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB

Lie back and think of me "

and ne...at the same time...maybe even an orgy all centered on her rather massively tasty boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

and smile ?"

And think of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB

Lie back and think of me

Is this you flirting again?

MrsSB "

Is that how you flirt, doh, no wonder I struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB "

Piensa sobre Cataluña.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just open the legs ffs!

and smile ?

And think of England. "

lol..think that line was taken already.women eh, never reading forums properly.....................sigh.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB

Lie back and think of me

and ne...at the same time...maybe even an orgy all centered on her rather massively tasty boobs!"

This thread is about open legs and now you want boos too

Men. And then people ask me why I only fuck women

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Boobs no boos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never get your deckchair up if you dont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB

Piensa sobre Cataluña. "

a sober penis in catalan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lay back, close your eyes and think of England !

But I'm Spanish actually catalan. What am I supposed to do? I'm all confused now

MrsSB

Lie back and think of me

and ne...at the same time...maybe even an orgy all centered on her rather massively tasty boobs!

This thread is about open legs and now you want boos too

Men. And then people ask me why I only fuck women

MrsSB "

how amazing would it be though if women had boobs on their knees....think I'm gonna create one...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boobs no boos "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll never get your deckchair up if you dont "

trust you to raise the tone...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll never get your deckchair up if you dont

trust you to raise the tone..........."

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make appreciative and encouraging sounds and little movements to enable action to continue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll never get your deckchair up if you dont

trust you to raise the tone...........

You're welcome "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"make appreciative and encouraging sounds and little movements to enable action to continue"

or take some helium while taking it deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"make appreciative and encouraging sounds and little movements to enable action to continue

or take some helium while taking it deep "

writes on bucket list - this could be fun - maybe at a house party

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