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"*coffs politely*" Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride  | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride "In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music! | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride "Can you bring him and yourselves up to Cumbria via Kinky Minx, please? | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!"I'm always on fire. I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests  | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
Can you bring him and yourselves up to Cumbria via Kinky Minx, please?"Done, we will pick her up on the way! | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests "Even sexual ones? | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?"Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?
Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex "With a loud hailer? | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?
Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex
With a loud hailer?"We could put boot polish on the end of it like in Police Academy | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?
Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex
With a loud hailer?
We could put boot polish on the end of it like in Police Academy "I was going to suggest getting someone who can do really good vocal sound effects, too, but I imagine there are quite a few of them on here in various forms  | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers  " | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?
Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex
With a loud hailer?"Nah, I'll use my silver imperial rupee that's 100 years older than me. We can flip for it | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers "Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!  | |||
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"Who is actually driving?? I have my hands on other things!!" such as ???? | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?
Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex
With a loud hailer?
Nah, I'll use my silver imperial rupee that's 100 years older than me.
We can flip for it "Is it the same on both sides?  | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister! "I hope you're going to keep us well-entertained with games and fascinating titbits of information about local landmarks. | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister! "You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel  | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?
Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex
With a loud hailer?
Nah, I'll use my silver imperial rupee that's 100 years older than me.
We can flip for it
Is it the same on both sides? "Of course not. It's a real coin. Some people on here know I have a tendency to put things - meets, decisions within meets - on the toss of a coin. | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
I hope you're going to keep us well-entertained with games and fascinating titbits of information about local landmarks."Of course! A live action version of drink, snog or fuck | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel "I'll just keep poking you in the ribs with my microphone. | |||
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"Me and miss honey will have the backseat "...the naughty o es are always at the back | |||
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"Who is actually driving?? I have my hands on other things!! such as ????" I dont think its a gearstick | |||
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"Swing by and pick me up! (See what i did there?) "Will.do, we have a few stops in brum, they breed sexy fuckers in the Midlands don't they! | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
In fact i promote you to dj, you can sort the music, you're on fire today with music!
I'm always on fire.
I can play DJ but, like God, I don't do requests
Even sexual ones?
Oh, I always negotiate when it comes to sex
With a loud hailer?
Nah, I'll use my silver imperial rupee that's 100 years older than me.
We can flip for it
Is it the same on both sides?
Of course not. It's a real coin.
Some people on here know I have a tendency to put things - meets, decisions within meets - on the toss of a coin.
"I've done that on a night-out with directional and drink-related decisions, but meet-related decisions sounds like a fun one. Something to incorporate into your games, perhaps, Shy Brunette? | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel
I'll just keep poking you in the ribs with my microphone."Keep those nuts coming hostess! | |||
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"Mind driving through London please? Ta  "Only if u bring pizza! | |||
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"Take the A55 expressway across North Wales, picking up me and Taff "I think we can manage that, bring the dog too! | |||
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"*coffs politely* Ooh you'll be first stop. You're close, buckle up it'll be a bumpy ride
Can you bring him and yourselves up to Cumbria via Kinky Minx, please?
Done, we will pick her up on the way!"Thank you kindly
We do need to go to Brum to pick up the Hatter as well | |||
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"If you are going to pick Kinky up, you may as well pass through Derby on the way. I haven't had a ride for a while "Added to the route, make sure u bring spare pants and a tooth rush! | |||
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"Hmmm looks like nobody thought to bring drinks & snacks to keep energy levels up...!! Leave it with me...I'll bring a selection for everyone...any special requests? " Gluten & dairy free for me please | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel "We need a reserve driver for when it's Liam's turn | |||
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"Swing by and pick me up! (See what i did there?)
Will.do, we have a few stops in brum, they breed sexy fuckers in the Midlands don't they! "Well we need some way to compensate for the accent
Although I have been told I'm very well spoken | |||
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"Mind driving through London please? Ta
Only if u bring pizza!"I'll bring plenty for everyone. What toppings do you prefer? | |||
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"Can I hop on please ??? x" Climb aboard, although you will be at a later stop as we head north! | |||
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"Mind driving through London please? Ta
Only if u bring pizza!
I'll bring plenty for everyone. What toppings do you prefer? "Veggie, no courgettes, goat cheese or aubergines. Thank you | |||
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"Room for two more? " Definitely, as long as you're wearing what's in ur profile pic! | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel
I'll just keep poking you in the ribs with my microphone.
Keep those nuts coming hostess!"Shes busy with some sort of nuts | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel
I'll just keep poking you in the ribs with my microphone.
Keep those nuts coming hostess!
Shes busy with some sort of nuts "Eyes on the road mister! | |||
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"Room for two more? Definitely, as long as you're wearing what's in ur profile pic! "I think I can squeeze into it | |||
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"Hmmm looks like nobody thought to bring drinks & snacks to keep energy levels up...!! Leave it with me...I'll bring a selection for everyone...any special requests? Gluten & dairy free for me please "I'll bring some pre-workout and protein shakes, keeps the energy levels topped up and great for recovery times  | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel
I'll just keep poking you in the ribs with my microphone.
Keep those nuts coming hostess!
Shes busy with some sort of nuts
Eyes on the road mister! " | |||
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"Room for two more? Definitely, as long as you're wearing what's in ur profile pic!
I think I can squeeze into it "Or naked, clothing is optional! | |||
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"DJ music has stopped.....get on it!" He may be having sex  | |||
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"Hmmm looks like nobody thought to bring drinks & snacks to keep energy levels up...!! Leave it with me...I'll bring a selection for everyone...any special requests? Gluten & dairy free for me please
I'll bring some pre-workout and protein shakes, keeps the energy levels topped up and great for recovery times "Are they your special homemade "protein" shakes?! | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel
I'll just keep poking you in the ribs with my microphone.
Keep those nuts coming hostess!
Shes busy with some sort of nuts
Eyes on the road mister!
"*Poke poke poke* | |||
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"Room for two more? Definitely, as long as you're wearing what's in ur profile pic!
I think I can squeeze into it
Or naked, clothing is optional!
"Glad you said that, I hate packing! | |||
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"Room for two more? Definitely, as long as you're wearing what's in ur profile pic!
I think I can squeeze into it
Or naked, clothing is optional!
Glad you said that, I hate packing!"Just bring the 6 pack | |||
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"I dont mind driving, make sure you tip me you tight fuckers
Well as I'm the tour guide, I shall keep a close eye on your speedometer mister!
You can sit in the one special seat just behind me.. incase i fall asleep at the wheel
I'll just keep poking you in the ribs with my microphone.
Keep those nuts coming hostess!
Shes busy with some sort of nuts
Eyes on the road mister!
*Poke poke poke*"Good work, keep him in check or he gets punished | |||
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"Room for two more? Definitely, as long as you're wearing what's in ur profile pic!
I think I can squeeze into it
Or naked, clothing is optional!
Glad you said that, I hate packing!
Just bring the 6 pack " | |||
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"Can we give this service a name? How about the 'Shuttle-cock Express'? I'm watching badminton on tv and the name just popped into my head." If it has a space travel theme, I'd suggest "Thrusters Engaged". | |||
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"Going through north wales by any chance "Ur place has already been booked.....I assume there's only one Taff in Wales....top of thread. Ivan even bring the pooch if he don't piss everywhere, oh I mean gush everywhere! | |||
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"DJ music has stopped.....get on it! He may be having sex "Tut,can't get the staff, that's his wages docked | |||
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"Room for two more? Definitely, as long as you're wearing what's in ur profile pic!
I think I can squeeze into it
Or naked, clothing is optional!
Glad you said that, I hate packing!
Just bring the 6 pack "Never leave home without it! | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey! "Make it milky bar buttons and you're on! | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey! "*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps* Sounds like a nice idea | |||
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"im here = pick me up - im a bit squiffy so ignore any silly giggles and declaratios of adoration " At the front with a sick bag...there's always one....shy brunette we Have a puker, keep an eye on her please | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey!
*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps*
Sounds like a nice idea "Not that easy | |||
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"Can we give this service a name? How about the 'Shuttle-cock Express'? I'm watching badminton on tv and the name just popped into my head." It's the Honey Amazon fuck bus, no more no less, it is what it says on the can | |||
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"Stop off in Worcester on the way up the M5 .....definitely up for The ride!" You're lucky were not far. Almost missed you! | |||
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"im here = pick me up - im a bit squiffy so ignore any silly giggles and declaratios of adoration At the front with a sick bag...there's always one....shy brunette we Have a puker, keep an eye on her please " oh shy brunette will keep an eye - we are friends - but im not about to upchuck - | |||
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"Will the fuck bus go to Brighton? " Will the bus turn ghey? If not then yes! | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey!
*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps*
Sounds like a nice idea
Not that easy "Haha,I think I'd manage with that kind of motivation but considering who's asking you wouldn't mind the detour to chester would you? I can't actually drive anyway so I'd probably just crash and ruin it for everyone | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey!
*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps*
Sounds like a nice idea
Not that easy "But I'll include milky buttons. Please don't make me beg | |||
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"This looks like a fun bus!
Any chance you can pop back and pick me up?... "You're already secreted in my suitcase, I'll let you out to service me in a minute | |||
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"Oh I'll be ensuring safe passage for all, fear not "Good work SB,pick a victim and have a fuck break | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey!
*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps*
Sounds like a nice idea
Not that easy
But I'll include milky buttons. Please don't make me beg "How about some jazzies ? | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey!
*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps*
Sounds like a nice idea
Not that easy
But I'll include milky buttons. Please don't make me beg "Sherbet lemons and you have a deal. Haven't had them in years | |||
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"Liam we need a pee stop, next services please!" May I suggest the Pit Stop-then I can swing on by too! | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey!
*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps*
Sounds like a nice idea
Not that easy
But I'll include milky buttons. Please don't make me beg
How about some jazzies ? "We can make our own....jizzies!!! | |||
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"This looks like a fun bus!
Any chance you can pop back and pick me up?...
You're already secreted in my suitcase, I'll let you out to service me in a minute "*sigh*... just leave the zip open a lil bit for some air huh? | |||
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"Me and miss honey will have the backseat "Yes we will | |||
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"Still waiting for you to pick me up. Your buffalo mozzerella and roquito pepper pizza's starting to get cold
(And so am I)"Bloody m25! | |||
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"Pop via Chester and I can offer sweets for the journey!
*runs to front of coach, throws driver out of seat and frantically puts chester into google maps*
Sounds like a nice idea
Not that easy
But I'll include milky buttons. Please don't make me beg
How about some jazzies ?
We can make our own....jizzies!!! "There'll be hundreds and thousands thrown around the back of the bus | |||
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"This looks like a fun bus!
Any chance you can pop back and pick me up?...
You're already secreted in my suitcase, I'll let you out to service me in a minute
*sigh*... just leave the zip open a lil bit for some air huh? "Oh come on out then, come visit the back seat with myself and honey! | |||
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"Still waiting for you to pick me up. Your buffalo mozzerella and roquito pepper pizza's starting to get cold
(And so am I)"Somebody warm this poor pizza providing man up! And who wants to sit next to me? | |||
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"Liam we need a pee stop, next services please! May I suggest the Pit Stop-then I can swing on by too! "Added, Liam stick it in the Sat Nav, bring food, we're getting low! | |||
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"Still waiting for you to pick me up. Your buffalo mozzerella and roquito pepper pizza's starting to get cold
(And so am I)
Bloody m25!"Damn you traffic! (as he takes a bite of a slice) | |||
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"This looks like a fun bus!
Any chance you can pop back and pick me up?...
You're already secreted in my suitcase, I'll let you out to service me in a minute
*sigh*... just leave the zip open a lil bit for some air huh?
Oh come on out then, come visit the back seat with myself and honey!"Squeeze on in | |||
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"Liam we need a pee stop, next services please! May I suggest the Pit Stop-then I can swing on by too!
Added, Liam stick it in the Sat Nav, bring food, we're getting low!"No food- just vodka! | |||
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"This looks like a fun bus!
Any chance you can pop back and pick me up?...
You're already secreted in my suitcase, I'll let you out to service me in a minute
*sigh*... just leave the zip open a lil bit for some air huh?
Oh come on out then, come visit the back seat with myself and honey!"*stretches* Yes Ma'am! I'm all yours... and yours Miss Honey! | |||
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There's all kinds of things going on in this bus and I don't know where to put myself | |||
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"This looks like a fun bus!
Any chance you can pop back and pick me up?...
You're already secreted in my suitcase, I'll let you out to service me in a minute
*sigh*... just leave the zip open a lil bit for some air huh?
Oh come on out then, come visit the back seat with myself and honey!
*stretches* Yes Ma'am! I'm all yours... and yours Miss Honey! "Start With the sexy talk Mr g3orgie....watch those knickers go flying off!!!!. | |||
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"I don't know where to sit
There's all kinds of things going on in this bus and I don't know where to put myself "We'll it's a free for all, find a space and snuggle in! | |||
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"I'll meet you at the bridge "We'll grab you after we've got merry in Cardiff! | |||
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"I'll meet you at the bridge "I see you have a machine between your legs....would you like to give Liam a rest and do a bit of driving, you will be rewarded most favourably | |||
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"All sweet orders have been packed. And I'm ready in my birthday suit! "What sweets have we got? | |||
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"All sweet orders have been packed. And I'm ready in my birthday suit!
What sweets have we got? "Jazzies, sherbet lemons, milky buttons and my favourite giant fizzy strawbs! | |||
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"All sweet orders have been packed. And I'm ready in my birthday suit!
What sweets have we got?
Jazzies, sherbet lemons, milky buttons and my favourite giant fizzy strawbs! "Can we have some sour cherries, and double lollies...love a suck on them Which hero chose sherbert lemons- they can sit on my lap | |||
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"I wish this was actually happening. Im so horny I may explode!! " Try to contain yourself! (At least until I can join you and Amazon on the back seat) | |||
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"All sweet orders have been packed. And I'm ready in my birthday suit!
What sweets have we got?
Jazzies, sherbet lemons, milky buttons and my favourite giant fizzy strawbs!
Can we have some sour cherries, and double lollies...love a suck on them
Which hero chose sherbert lemons- they can sit on my lap "That would be the driver lol u better sit on his lap! | |||
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"Will the fuck bus go to Brighton? " It better do to pick you up | |||
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"Shy brunette needs a break? I think I've just found a travel buddy "She only gets 30 mins, you should have plenty of time | |||
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"Shy brunette needs a break? I think I've just found a travel buddy
She only gets 30 mins, you should have plenty of time "I need to speak with my union rep, clearly | |||
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"Shy brunette needs a break? I think I've just found a travel buddy
She only gets 30 mins, you should have plenty of time
I need to speak with my union rep, clearly "Sorry but you're going to be late back from your break | |||
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"Shy brunette needs a break? I think I've just found a travel buddy
She only gets 30 mins, you should have plenty of time
I need to speak with my union rep, clearly
Sorry but you're going to be late back from your break "Oh go on, because you're cute, take an hour | |||
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"All sweets packed.
"And heels and lube and Condoms? Clothing is optional | |||
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"Any spaces left ?"I think we can squeeze you in on the back seat | |||
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"Could go an over nighter and come to Dublin "Soon as shy is back from her break I'll get her to check ferry crossings! | |||
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"All sweet orders have been packed. And I'm ready in my birthday suit!
What sweets have we got?
Jazzies, sherbet lemons, milky buttons and my favourite giant fizzy strawbs!
Can we have some sour cherries, and double lollies...love a suck on them
Which hero chose sherbert lemons- they can sit on my lap
That would be the driver lol u better sit on his lap!"I'll play with his gear stick | |||
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"Shy brunette needs a break? I think I've just found a travel buddy
She only gets 30 mins, you should have plenty of time
I need to speak with my union rep, clearly
Sorry but you're going to be late back from your break
Oh go on, because you're cute, take an hour "I shall saunter around the bus in my heels and lace checking on everyone | |||
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"Shy brunette needs a break? I think I've just found a travel buddy
She only gets 30 mins, you should have plenty of time
I need to speak with my union rep, clearly
Sorry but you're going to be late back from your break
Oh go on, because you're cute, take an hour
I shall saunter around the bus in my heels and lace checking on everyone"It's all gone quiet on the bus! Saunter over this way I'm getting cold | |||
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"Shy brunette needs a break? I think I've just found a travel buddy
She only gets 30 mins, you should have plenty of time
I need to speak with my union rep, clearly
Sorry but you're going to be late back from your break
Oh go on, because you're cute, take an hour
I shall saunter around the bus in my heels and lace checking on everyone
It's all gone quiet on the bus! Saunter over this way I'm getting cold "On my way | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB? "You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops! | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops! "Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes? | |||
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"Waits at the Bus Stop ... Hope I'm not to late "Sends tea by Deliveroo to Miss Barker | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes? "I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also...... | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......"Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......
Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop "Ohh we will stop...sandwiches are like my favourite food ever! | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......
Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop "Careful don't spill my tea | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......
Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop
Ohh we will stop...sandwiches are like my favourite food ever! "You look like a delicious sweet filling to me | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......
Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop
Careful don't spill my tea "There will be plenty of time for tea... Our immediate concern is filling Minxy! | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......
Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop
Careful don't spill my tea
There will be plenty of time for tea... Our immediate concern is filling Minxy! "Well if one is hungry enough, a triple decker sandwich is always a welcome treat! | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......
Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop
Careful don't spill my tea
There will be plenty of time for tea... Our immediate concern is filling Minxy! "Oh goodie I have a picnic of delights ready | |||
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"Is there a seat on this old bus for PB?
You can come & sit on my lap if you can't find a seat cheeky chops!
Excellent! How will i recognise you amongst all of these Fabettes?
I'll be the one with my face stuck to the window looking out for Dana & Miss B....oh hang on...think the rest of the bus is doing that also......
Ah right.. Well I'll be in middle of a Dana / Miss B sandwich at the bus stop make sure and stop
Careful don't spill my tea
There will be plenty of time for tea... Our immediate concern is filling Minxy!
Oh goodie I have a picnic of delights ready "All of a sudden I have a craving to go on a picnic! | |||
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"How many of you are coming? I'm starting paella and I need to know. Sangria is done and in the fridge. Sex toys ,lube and condoms out for all. Let's make this happen
MrsSB "Oooh paella sounds delish Mrs SB.....I'll take a portion | |||
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"How many of you are coming? I'm starting paella and I need to know. Sangria is done and in the fridge. Sex toys ,lube and condoms out for all. Let's make this happen
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Oooh paella sounds delish Mrs SB.....I'll take a portion "Really good for Sunday hangover and sex. | |||
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