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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Recently I have noticed the odd random hair appearing.. They soon get plucked and normal service is resumed..

Apparently it's a sign of getting old.. It's getting on my tits!

Is there any other age relate glitches you guys can prewarn me of.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you find your arms are too short when holding a book to read then get your eyes tested.

The 'ooof' noise when getting into or out of a chair.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Recently I have noticed the odd random hair appearing.. They soon get plucked and normal service is resumed..

Apparently it's a sign of getting old.. It's getting on my tits!

Is there any other age relate glitches you guys can prewarn me of.

"

I'd be more concerned about you having tits than the hairs growing out of them

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London


"Recently I have noticed the odd random hair appearing.. They soon get plucked and normal service is resumed..

Apparently it's a sign of getting old.. It's getting on my tits!

Is there any other age relate glitches you guys can prewarn me of."

Tit hair is quite common, fear not

Just add "has lovely plumage" to your profile

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"If you find your arms are too short when holding a book to read then get your eyes tested.

The 'ooof' noise when getting into or out of a chair.

"

Audio books.. The solution to the short are problem..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random chin hair and the occasional tit hair (yes I'll admit it... I know many fems wont).

Also the spread of the bikini line.......

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Recently I have noticed the odd random hair appearing.. They soon get plucked and normal service is resumed..

Apparently it's a sign of getting old.. It's getting on my tits!

Is there any other age relate glitches you guys can prewarn me of.

Tit hair is quite common, fear not

Just add "has lovely plumage" to your profile "

And is pining for the fjords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pluck your hairy balls with tweezers OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently I have noticed the odd random hair appearing.. They soon get plucked and normal service is resumed..

Apparently it's a sign of getting old.. It's getting on my tits!

Is there any other age relate glitches you guys can prewarn me of.

"

The odd ear or nasal hair can be remedied.

Waking up at 3 in the morning needing a wee is a whole new thing to look forward to.

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I will pluck your hairy balls with tweezers OP x"

That's a very kind offer...

How can I refuse..

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

When your boobs not only go south, but head east and west too!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your boobs not only go south, but head east and west too!!!! "

WTF

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"When your boobs not only go south, but head east and west too!!!!

WTF "

Now that's a trick I'd pay to see

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Lol. Think about it guys. Maybe only women will get that one.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Having to scroll quite far down a list,when looking for your b

Date of birth .Miss

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"Lol. Think about it guys. Maybe only women will get that one."

Maybe when you're on your back.. I was more thinking of when you are standing..

A bit like one of those 80's things with the balls that bounce off each other.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Lol. Think about it guys. Maybe only women will get that one.

Maybe when you're on your back.. I was more thinking of when you are standing..

A bit like one of those 80's things with the balls that bounce off each other. "

Lol. Clackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my eyes are failing - my ears are failing - the rest works fine

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

As you get older, two things happen;

1. You forget things

2. I have forgotten what the other thing was..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy an electric nose/ear hair trimmer as it can make your eyes water pulling out your nostril hairs with tweezers!

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By *lue Narwhal OP   Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You should be careful pulling nasal hair..

I swear those feckers are attached to yer bollox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pulled a suspiciously pube-like hair out of the top of Mr Who's arm this morning. His ear hair is due a trim too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pulled a suspiciously pube-like hair out of the top of Mr Who's arm this morning. His ear hair is due a trim too..."

That hair actually was a pube, my penis was slung over my shoulder as I was sick of it rubbing on the floor while we were in bed.

I'll trim my ear pubes when I get home.

MrWho.

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