FabSwingers.com forum: Sell yourself Saturday 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are you worth meeting ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm not and I can prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morbid fascination

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You can't afford not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get to meet Pooch , as my verifications say he is the one every one wants to meet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Morbid fascination

I've had one or two come to meet me just to see if I am real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morbid fascination

I've had one or two come to meet me just to see if I am real

Naaa- you are a fake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Morbid fascination

I've had one or two come to meet me just to see if I am real

Naaa- you are a fake

Funnily enough, the last site I was on I was routinely derided as a 'bullshitter' or 'fantasist'.

As I used to say, if it's not true you have nothing to worry about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morbid fascination

I've had one or two come to meet me just to see if I am real

Naaa- you are a fake

Funnily enough, the last site I was on I was routinely derided as a 'bullshitter' or 'fantasist'.

As I used to say, if it's not true you have nothing to worry about...

I have nothing to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have really long legs. That's it really.

I'm shy so you'd get no sparkling conversation until meet 3 at least.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"You get to meet Pooch , as my verifications say he is the one every one wants to meet

That's a lie. I didn't meet Pooch . I would like to put a formal complaint. False advertising.

MrsSB

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By *km45Man
over a year ago

UTTOXETER

Just read my verifications.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Fallen angel.

Sensual. Kinky. Animal lover. Bibliophile. Cunning linguist.

May even let you stroke my pussy..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I come across better in real life than I do when typing.

You also get to see how ted my hair really is a photos don't do it justice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll correct your spelling and grammar for free and I'm known to be funny at times. The jury's still out on whether it's funny ha ha or funny weird though.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll correct your spelling and grammar for free and I'm known to be funny at times. The jury's still out on whether it's funny ha ha or funny weird though. "

Where have you been all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll correct your spelling and grammar for free and I'm known to be funny at times. The jury's still out on whether it's funny ha ha or funny weird though.

Where have you been all my life

Hiding in the Yorkshire hills until quite recently

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'll correct your spelling and grammar for free and I'm known to be funny at times. The jury's still out on whether it's funny ha ha or funny weird though.

Where have you been all my life

Hiding in the Yorkshire hills until quite recently

Well better late than never

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Since a scuba diving accident I can now breath through my ears..

And who says every silver lining doesn't have a cloud...

Was joking about the ruptured ear drums.. I hope I haven't tempted fate.. Will find out next week!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a decent -strong- brew im also fairly good at massages. But I do have a tendency to ramble a lot when Im nervous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I still have bacon, chocolate and wine!

And boobies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are you worth meeting ?"

Cos I'm female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still have bacon, chocolate and wine!

And boobies."

Bacon AND boobies... AND wine?!

heaven on earth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite."

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because im freindly affable can have a laugh and im told a good kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

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I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem

Don't talk to me about that - still raw...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem

Don't talk to me about that - still raw...

Need a hug

? I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting? What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem

Don't talk to me about that - still raw...

Need a hug

? I do!"

The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over....

if I was a crier, I would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem

Don't talk to me about that - still raw...

Need a hug

? I do!

The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over....

if I was a crier, I would have

Hug rejected, going to sulk now

. See what you've done, you made a man cry and it's all your fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem

Don't talk to me about that - still raw...

Need a hug

? I do!

The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over....

if I was a crier, I would have

Hug rejected, going to sulk now

. See what you've done, you made a man cry and it's all your fault

Awww sorry

come get a boobie hug anytime and talk to me about it

. Dry your tears beforehand though, you'll wet my dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since the power of my ham and cheese toastie has run out...netflix and chill

The power of melted cheese is infinite.

Fine I'll make toasties, put on house of cards and stare at you while you eat and watch

Not creepy at all

Even though that would be my third time through house of cards, I'd still tell you to shush because well, Kevin Spacey obviously

I don't blame you, although RIP Mitchem

Don't talk to me about that - still raw...

Need a hug

? I do!

The bit where he looks behind the picture for his hand drawing and it's been painted over....

if I was a crier, I would have

Hug rejected, going to sulk now

. See what you've done, you made a man cry and it's all your fault

Awww sorry

come get a boobie hug anytime and talk to me about it

. Dry your tears beforehand though, you'll wet my dress. "

Ok, you can expect me shortly

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