FabSwingers.com forum: I hired a professional cuddler...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a thing you know.

Read an article online this morning whilst sipping my coffee.

There is site online similar to dating apps and such like...

They come to your home, and just cuddle you, stroke you etc nothing sexual at all.

So would you pay for this? Have you done this?

www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family -relationships/i-hired-a-professional-cuddler/ar-BBVXHZ5?ocid=UEO7DHP

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I wouldn't pay... If you wanted a cuddle, should have just asked

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

No it wouldnt be something i would use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some nutters in this world

why pay for what anyone can get for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can one apply for said job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I found my calling. Become a professional cuddler.

Would you hire me?

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are some nutters in this world

why pay for what anyone can get for free

The best things in life are after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where can one apply for said job? "

I think you'd be fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I found my calling. Become a professional cuddler.

Would you hire me?

But would you bring pizza as well?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I just get cuddles from my kids. My dog gives cuddles too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them "

Yes my thoughts exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could so be a professional big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where can one apply for said job?

I think you'd be fantastic

I wouldn't even charge! Gotta love a good cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I found my calling. Become a professional cuddler.

Would you hire me?

But would you bring pizza as well?

Which topping would you like?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Isn't it awful that there's a need for such a service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sign me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I found my calling. Become a professional cuddler.

Would you hire me?

But would you bring pizza as well?

Which topping would you like?

Special off of buy one get one free by the way.

...the hugs, not the pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to hire one i can come round and cuddle you for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

no i wouldnt hire or pay for one..ill hug a pillow when i need to..buy a teddy bear or something..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give someone a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some nutters in this world

why pay for what anyone can get for free

But I don't get it for free

looks like I will have to pay for one

it is a thing after all...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them

Yes my thoughts exactly

Funnily enough our bed was offered to a bi-fem friend when she was out with us, she refused for this very reason, said she wasn't sure she could stay "cuddling"...

We wouldn't have minded at all either eay tbh..

So in the immortal words of MrsSB

"Fancy a Fu..Cuddle?"

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I do awesome cuddles, squishy boob's, a bum to spoon. I'd cuddle everyone I love cuddles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have not had a cuddle for months.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I do awesome cuddles, squishy boob's, a bum to spoon. I'd cuddle everyone I love cuddles!"

I'm too old

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Now that's a job I could do... Boobie hugs all round

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Now that's a job I could do... Boobie hugs all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where can one apply for said job? "

Site called Adult work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do awesome cuddles, squishy boob's, a bum to spoon. I'd cuddle everyone I love cuddles!

I'm too old

Never too old, there's a market for everyone

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nah, I have cats for cuddling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them "

Maybe there's a clause for 'extras' in the contract?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Little spoon here looking for big spoon

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I do awesome cuddles, squishy boob's, a bum to spoon. I'd cuddle everyone I love cuddles!

I'm too old

Nobody too old, spread the cuddle love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could so be a professional big spoon

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Yes! But only if I'm the little spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what my dog is for. Snuggles on the sofa

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Little spoon here looking for big spoon "

A full set of spoons.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like I found my calling. Become a professional cuddler.

Would you hire me?

But would you bring pizza as well?

Which topping would you like?

Special off of buy one get one free by the way.

...the hugs, not the pizza

Hurrah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I issues cuddles so much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

Hope the mood passes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dial a hug sounds marvelous. They just couldn't be hot or I'd find myself nuzzling and trying to jump them

Yes my thoughts exactly

Funnily enough our bed was offered to a bi-fem friend when she was out with us, she refused for this very reason, said she wasn't sure she could stay "cuddling"...

We wouldn't have minded at all either eay tbh..

So in the immortal words of MrsSB

"Fancy a Fu..Cuddle?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have not had a cuddle for months.

Sending cuddles to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

keep ya pecker up dude, i have been there and it does get better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know this is a jokey post but there's something incredibly depressing about this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

Aww cuddles for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know this is a jokey post but there's something incredibly depressing about this. "

Why depressing? It's a non sexual personal service. Or the fact that this service actually exsists?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

Aww cuddles for you too

Thank you, that is very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way "

Thank you that is very kind, but I have given up matey, no one I like ever comes my way. I am new to this and find I like men now and getting nowhere fast. I feel terrible about myself, and no handsome guy like you would be interested. BUT thank you from the bottom of my heart. Very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way

People that are handsome on the outside can turn out to be very ugly people (not me tho I'm the dogs bollocks)

I've found myself attracted to people I never thought I would once I've got to know them a bit, I nice person is worth so much more than just nice looks believe me

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Now that's a job I could do... Boobie hugs all round "

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow..

My cat rejects my hugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way

People that are handsome on the outside can turn out to be very ugly people (not me tho I'm the dogs bollocks)

I've found myself attracted to people I never thought I would once I've got to know them a bit, I nice person is worth so much more than just nice looks believe me "

I know I totally agree with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a really bad experience a while back. All the professional people who dealt with me were very kind but no one touched me in a friendly way. All I wanted was a hug. Sometimes you just need the closeness without the pressure of sex. I think hugging people is a very underrated thing to do in this age of political correctness. Good luck to them I say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have never felt more in need of a cuddle even just a friendly hug. Never felt this alone or down before

It's not nice to hear someone is at such a low point, however just keep positive and good things should start to come your way

People that are handsome on the outside can turn out to be very ugly people (not me tho I'm the dogs bollocks)

I've found myself attracted to people I never thought I would once I've got to know them a bit, I nice person is worth so much more than just nice looks believe me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive changed my status to reflect a cuddle giving meet only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it awful that there's a need for such a service

Not of all of us are in a couple..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf. Couldn't do that job. I'd get a boner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive changed my status to reflect a cuddle giving meet only

So you have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?"

Cuddles come in all shapes and sizes though...

Bear hug

Man hug

Boobie hug

Snuggle cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I'd like to be a professional cuddler but I'd need to practice my trade before going pro

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Good lord, people need to get a life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i could afford it i probably would. I need cuddles

dont get them at home so my meets are warned im a snuggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?"

Exactly.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

If I give free hugs and it lights your fire it might have some very rewarding benefits get in touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be SO good at this job.

Can't promise the cuddle wouldn't progress into, you know.... grown up cuddles

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"no i wouldnt hire or pay for one..ill hug a pillow when i need to..buy a teddy bear or something.."

Suzy can I touch you for a quid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?

Cuddles come in all shapes and sizes though...

Bear hug

Man hug

Boobie hug

Snuggle cuddle.

But you won't give someone a very affectionate cuddle, if you see them as a cactus!

Lol, what I'm saying is, the REAL power of the cuddle, what makes it special, is the display of open trust, acceptance and protection that it evokes, and I believe we often have to earn those things before we get those hugs.

(ones from mum and dad are of course free

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good lord, people need to get a life

cuddle?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm not a very "cuddly" person, so no.

The hought of a stranger cuddling me sounds horrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this topic needs bumping.

Cuddles anyone?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"It's a thing you know.

Read an article online this morning whilst sipping my coffee.

There is site online similar to dating apps and such like...

They come to your home, and just cuddle you, stroke you etc nothing sexual at all.

So would you pay for this? Have you done this?

www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family -relationships/i-hired-a-professional-cuddler/ar-BBVXHZ5?ocid=UEO7DHP

Nothing sexual.

If That guys cuddling you,

that's not a gun in his pocket.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Found my calling lol boob squeeze time mwahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could go just for a good old snog, but not just a hug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll gladly take money from you to do this!! Great idea. PM me to sort out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a very "cuddly" person, so no.

The hought of a stranger cuddling me sounds horrible. "

This for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I saw something on TV about a cuddle cafe or something along those lines.

I think it's great. Somewhere comfy to lie down, chill out and have someone tickle my back and play with my hair...id be well up for that!

I don't really see it as much different from going for a massage.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I could go just for a good old snog, but not just a hug. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be a professional cuddler!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have one here for free . lol hours of it and rubbing all over too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never bragged about anything on here before.... but I give damn good hugs! I've been looking for a career change actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have one here for free . lol hours of it and rubbing all over too.

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on my way

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!"

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

Doesn't mean I'd cuddle one after I've blown my load.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

I'd rather fuck a complete stranger than cuddle one that's for sure!

. I get my cuddles from my family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

Fucking is totally different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

Fucking is totally different!"

Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

Fucking is totally different!

Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.

I *could* cuddle a stranger I just wouldn't like it. But I might like shagging them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like cuddles, i really enjoy feeling cared for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But if it's not a true cuddle born of genuine affection then what's it's value?

Cuddles come in all shapes and sizes though...

Bear hug

Man hug

Boobie hug

Snuggle cuddle.

But you won't give someone a very affectionate cuddle, if you see them as a cactus!

(ones from mum and dad are of course free

Could agree more about the real power, you can't beat a good squidge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no... Don't get me wrong.. You can't beat a proper bear hug and a snuggly cuddle...My nick name is cuddles at the end of the day ... But if I needed a hug.. I can always go cuddle my bestie.. She knows when I need a hug

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

Fucking is totally different!

Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.

I cuddle people who I love or care about,cuddling to me shows a certain amount of affection. Suppose it is a bit strange how I can have sex with someone I barely know but a cuddle from a stranger is a no no. Cuddles are more to comfort the mind for me,then the body. Or I could be talking rubbish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sooo want this job lol

I just love cuddles and the stoking after sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are people who will do this for free, just saying.

with no expectation of sex, not on fab obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good squidge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a good squidge "

Yes so do i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always someone willing to give you a cuddle family friends lovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a service I would use but I can understand the appeal, especially for females.

A person offering a professional service with clear boundaries would be preferable to many when compared to the option of calling a friend or an Internet acquaintance where boundaries may be blurred.... Particularly if it becomes a frequent occurance.

(Clearly not all, but) Many man wouldn't be happy with just a cuddle and affection, and I can imagine this often leads to difficult conversations and fall outs even though the female has made their intentions clear from the get go.

Some of us have very selective hearing/interpretation

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I've never bragged about anything on here before.... but I give damn good hugs! I've been looking for a career change actually...

Panda hugging is a job, apparently

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd like the cuddles but would appreciate some extension of the intimacy. Cuddles can be a bit thin on the Fab ground.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could go just for a good old snog, but not just a hug. "

A snog and a cuddle then for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd feel pretty weird a complete stranger cuddling me!

Yet we're all on here mostly looking to fuck strangers

Fucking is totally different!

Agreed but in the context of this thread I found it a bit funny when people are saying how they couldn't could a stranger but would be happy to shag one.

I *could* cuddle a stranger I just wouldn't like it. But I might like shagging them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could really do with a hug someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could really do with a hug someone

Aww a cuddle /hug for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with a hug someone

Aww a cuddle /hug for you

Thank you that is very kind of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone on those cuddle sites is married. i signed up to one.

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