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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

yes the life of virtual cake being an innocent past time on FAB is over.. thanks to trying, to keep up with the kids, listening to the song 'Cake by the ocean' on the radio, i sensed a hint of euphemism.i asked my 15 year old son, if it was a slang term for something..he said he didn't know.

roll up to Urban dictionary..my friend in such times..

"and here's hoping, ill eat cake by the ocean"

is now, "heres hoping, ill eat pussy by the ocean"

not complaining, but i did have to tell my son what it meant...

i wonder if the types of cake now add to that....so over to you..add a type of cake and ruin the innocence of cake entirely, by adding your own euphemism to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ha!! I knew all those cake loving posters were using a code word all along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Amsterdam the cakes are far from innocent !

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ah ha!! I knew all those cake loving posters were using a code word all along

"

for me it WAS an innocent past time..now i cant get past..offering a slice of pussy..or what pussy are you bringing..even baking a pussy....totally different context now...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"In Amsterdam the cakes are far from innocent ! "
so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ah ha!! I knew all those cake loving posters were using a code word all along

"

But I'm not bi.

I'm always generous with cake though.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! "

Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! "
i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

So am i not allowed to suggest tea and cake anymore

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Ah ha!! I knew all those cake loving posters were using a code word all along

But I'm not bi.

I'm always generous with cake though."

the song is sung by a man..im afraid they are now referring to wanting your pussy when asking, if cake is on offer...hehehehe

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!

Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'."

lolol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So am i not allowed to suggest tea and cake anymore "
im afraid if you did i would be thinking twice about what you were offering..as i said..totally ruined...

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I won't ever look at a lemon drizzle cake in quite the same way....

When mary berry next says "your cake is really moist and It tastes very good"...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I won't ever look at a lemon drizzle cake in quite the same way....

When mary berry next says "your cake is really moist and It tastes very good"... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx"

I had both types of 'cake' by the hot tub. It was my birthday after all.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx

happy belated birthday xxxx

I had both types of 'cake' by the hot tub. It was my birthday after all. "

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By *acndaveCouple
over a year ago

runcorn

I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x

"

thanks for the education xx

tainted love by soft cell is also about the 'taint' or area between anus and balls on a man...there we were as teen agers all singing along...thinking it was a bout unrequited love..and all the time........

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

This must give 'fruitcake' so many new meanings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x

thanks for the education xx

tainted love by soft cell is also about the 'taint' or area between anus and balls on a man...there we were as teen agers all singing along...thinking it was a bout unrequited love..and all the time........ "

oh my goodness. My childhood was ruined. I used to dance to that at my school discos ...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If it tastes of Jaffa cake

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"This must give 'fruitcake' so many new meanings "

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border

I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.

Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....

"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....

I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.

Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x

thanks for the education xx

tainted love by soft cell is also about the 'taint' or area between anus and balls on a man...there we were as teen agers all singing along...thinking it was a bout unrequited love..and all the time........

oh my goodness. My childhood was ruined. I used to dance to that at my school discos ... "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"If it tastes of Jaffa cake "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.

Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....

"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....

I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.

Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...

"

nooooooo theyve ruined cheescake too..im gonna cry....

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Average white band cut the cake

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border


"I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.

Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....

"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....

I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.

Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...

nooooooo theyve ruined cheescake too..im gonna cry.... "

Oops....

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Average white band cut the cake"
ouchy....

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.

Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....

"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....

I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.

Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...

nooooooo theyve ruined cheescake too..im gonna cry....

Oops.... "

ruination complete..dont worry i needed to be educated..im going to uni, dont want 19 year olds sniggering behind my back...

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Average white band cut the cakeouchy.... "
well you got to have a piece

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Average white band cut the cakeouchy.... well you got to have a piece "
ive had pussy, but never cut one..(for anyone whos reading)

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Average white band cut the cakeouchy.... well you got to have a piece ive had pussy, but never cut one..(for anyone whos reading) "
i think "cut" is a euphemism

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x

"

Just to ruin innocent pop sings further, The Macarena is about a girl who has a threesome with two men behind her boyfriends back whilst he is being conscripted into the army.

And that old first wedding dance favourite Every Breath You Take by The Police is actually about an obsessive stalker

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Manchester/ Cheshire border


"ruination complete..dont worry i needed to be educated..im going to uni, dont want 19 year olds sniggering behind my back... "

Studying what at uni...? Linguistics?? Baking..???!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wow an afternoon of baking has a whole new meaning

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx

I had both types of 'cake' by the hot tub. It was my birthday after all. "

Happy hot tub birthday.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake. "

My code word with my sister is pancakes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Wow an afternoon of baking has a whole new meaning "

As does Great British Bake Off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red velvet cake

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Average white band cut the cakeouchy.... well you got to have a piece ive had pussy, but never cut one..(for anyone whos reading) i think "cut" is a euphemism"
oh geez..cant people leave the language alone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the cake

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x

Just to ruin innocent pop sings further, The Macarena is about a girl who has a threesome with two men behind her boyfriends back whilst he is being conscripted into the army.

And that old first wedding dance favourite Every Breath You Take by The Police is actually about an obsessive stalker "

i knew about the police song..but not the Macarena

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"ruination complete..dont worry i needed to be educated..im going to uni, dont want 19 year olds sniggering behind my back...

Studying what at uni...? Linguistics?? Baking..???!!

"

sociology and anthropology im sure linguistics and slang terms, will come in handy, hanging with people half my age though..;) x

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

im cake tasting today

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake. "
you could have told me..then it wouldnt have come as such a shock...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wow an afternoon of baking has a whole new meaning "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake.

My code word with my sister is pancakes.

"

i dont even like pankcakes

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wow an afternoon of baking has a whole new meaning

As does Great British Bake Off. "

snorts tea...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Red velvet cake "
see thats one that works...sounds yummy.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Where's the cake "
at the beach party tonight

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"im cake tasting today "

hahahaha lucky you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x

thanks for the education xx

tainted love by soft cell is also about the 'taint' or area between anus and balls on a man...there we were as teen agers all singing along...thinking it was a bout unrequited love..and all the time........

oh my goodness. My childhood was ruined. I used to dance to that at my school discos ... "

I don't think Gloria Jones meant that when she first sang it in the 60s. I think it's safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let them eat cake....

Oh let's have cake...

What's your favourite cake...

With or without icing madam.....

I've loved cake for years.....

Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....

Cream or ice cream with your cake.....

Shall I warm the cake.......

The cake is squiggly inside the centre....

The cake had nuts in it....

So many.....

X

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"yes the life of virtual cake being an innocent past time on FAB is over.. thanks to trying, to keep up with the kids, listening to the song 'Cake by the ocean' on the radio, i sensed a hint of euphemism.i asked my 15 year old son, if it was a slang term for something..he said he didn't know.

roll up to Urban dictionary..my friend in such times..

"and here's hoping, ill eat cake by the ocean"

is now, "heres hoping, ill eat pussy by the ocean"

not complaining, but i did have to tell my son what it meant...

i wonder if the types of cake now add to that....so over to you..add a type of cake and ruin the innocence of cake entirely, by adding your own euphemism to it... "

Oh, I already knew this one

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Brings a new slant on history as well, didn't a queen once say 'let them eat cake'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.

Getting back to cake :

I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Let them eat cake....

Oh let's have cake...

What's your favourite cake...

With or without icing madam.....

I've loved cake for years.....

Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....

Cream or ice cream with your cake.....

Shall I warm the cake.......

The cake is squiggly inside the centre....

The cake had nuts in it....

So many.....

X "

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"yes the life of virtual cake being an innocent past time on FAB is over.. thanks to trying, to keep up with the kids, listening to the song 'Cake by the ocean' on the radio, i sensed a hint of euphemism.i asked my 15 year old son, if it was a slang term for something..he said he didn't know.

roll up to Urban dictionary..my friend in such times..

"and here's hoping, ill eat cake by the ocean"

is now, "heres hoping, ill eat pussy by the ocean"

not complaining, but i did have to tell my son what it meant...

i wonder if the types of cake now add to that....so over to you..add a type of cake and ruin the innocence of cake entirely, by adding your own euphemism to it...

Oh, I already knew this one "

i had a feeling about it, but it could have been 'drug' related also..i wasnt sure x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Brings a new slant on history as well, didn't a queen once say 'let them eat cake'

"

nice queen

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.

Getting back to cake :

I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock "

the new unicorn..banana cake..i think this might catch on xxx you should add it to urban dictionary now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.

Getting back to cake :

I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock the new unicorn..banana cake..i think this might catch on xxx you should add it to urban dictionary now "

Lol, I like your idea but not sure it would, as unicorn refers to women, and it was me, male of couple who posted. Maybe banana cake can be the male equivalent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let them eat cake....

Oh let's have cake...

What's your favourite cake...

With or without icing madam.....

I've loved cake for years.....

Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....

Cream or ice cream with your cake.....

Shall I warm the cake.......

The cake is squiggly inside the centre....

The cake had nuts in it....

So many.....

X "

You forgot the custard

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.

Getting back to cake :

I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock the new unicorn..banana cake..i think this might catch on xxx you should add it to urban dictionary now

Lol, I like your idea but not sure it would, as unicorn refers to women, and it was me, male of couple who posted. Maybe banana cake can be the male equivalent? "

i like it..who fancies a bit of banana cake...? got a certain vibe to it xxx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Let them eat cake....

Oh let's have cake...

What's your favourite cake...

With or without icing madam.....

I've loved cake for years.....

Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....

Cream or ice cream with your cake.....

Shall I warm the cake.......

The cake is squiggly inside the centre....

The cake had nuts in it....

So many.....

X

You forgot the custard "

custard doughnuts..my favourite mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake.

My code word with my sister is pancakes.

"

More variety with cakes,because you can use cakes from specific countries. Jamaican ginger cake could have a double meaning

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake.

My code word with my sister is pancakes.

More variety with cakes,because you can use cakes from specific countries. Jamaican ginger cake could have a double meaning "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let them eat cake....

Oh let's have cake...

What's your favourite cake...

With or without icing madam.....

I've loved cake for years.....

Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....

Cream or ice cream with your cake.....

Shall I warm the cake.......

The cake is squiggly inside the centre....

The cake had nuts in it....

So many.....

X

You forgot the custard "

Aussies don't do custard.....lol

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!

Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'."

Oi! Nowt "soggy" about my cake; baked variety or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many times have I heard "get it down your cake hole"!!! I almost feel violated now!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!

Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'.

Oi! Nowt "soggy" about my cake; baked variety or otherwise "

Let's hope you and your cake is moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats Protection League are going to lose it when they find out about this

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Where's the cake at the beach party tonight "

Cake at the beach party?

I couldn't persuade my playmate for tonight to go so we're staying local. Enjoy the cake.

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Markoh is advertising cake!

I've only met him socially so I really didn't realise he had cake.

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