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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw, no-one ever dedicated a topic to me before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aw, no-one ever dedicated a topic to me before. "
nor me love but hey thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

Well said that lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could not agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

You forgot bald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah at last a thread for me!!

Thank you Miss I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could not agree more

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm taking a bow!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just dont care. I past caring a long while ago all i see is peope getting more and more bloody obsessed

It certainly saves me a lot of angst that i see in others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit. You been reading my replies to my messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

Well said that woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun

Well said that woman "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

I agree to disagree, I do have a gorgeous ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun

I agree to disagree, I do have a gorgeous ass "

From what angle? I think I need to see them all

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun

I agree to disagree, I do have a gorgeous ass

From what angle? I think I need to see them all "

It's true...he does have a gorgeous ass!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all have good and bad points that someone will like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my beautiful miss innocent but I'm a stubborn bitch n I'll stay fussy. xxx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"We all have good and bad points that someone will like."

It's just a shame that those closest to us don't always appreciate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I intend to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

You've been looking at my profile haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

Absolutely fucking agree.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Love it Miss Innocent

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Thank you miss innocent.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel this thread applies to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Love this.

Not sure what Ms. Knitter would think though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

That's ok- I'm not meeting anyway- just passing time with lovelies like yourself Miss I. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

True but my psychiatrist thinks I'm 'special!'

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all "

Morning Missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *igmatt82Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Morning miss innocent...great topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. Love this.

Not sure what Ms. Knitter would think though "

I don't get why she wouldn't be okay with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. Love this.

Not sure what Ms. Knitter would think though

I don't get why she wouldn't be okay with it "

..search for the thread 'psst hey you come here' and you'll see what I mean

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Morning miss innocent,nice words .Have a great day xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skips in throws fairy dust everwhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. Love this.

Not sure what Ms. Knitter would think though

I don't get why she wouldn't be okay with it "

Very true its just a different perspective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

"

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

"

You know it's true and no I don't want a cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa! "

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

You know it's true and no I don't want a cookie "

Your reality not mine

Would you prefer a biscuit or cake cookies aren't for everyone

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "
Too right...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

[Removed by poster at 13/08/16 10:41:50]

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Skips in throws fairy dust everwhere "

What have we told you about that fairy dust!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well said op bobbie hugs all round x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I do set things on fire.

Fortunately they've not caught me yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant "

And what's your findings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha. Love this.

Not sure what Ms. Knitter would think though

I don't get why she wouldn't be okay with it

Very true its just a different perspective "

Oh, I was just messing about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?"

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree."

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says all the fit forumites who never struggle on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand "

Let me know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

Let me know "

The definition I found said it meant praising insincerely or too eagerly.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

Let me know

The definition I found said it meant praising insincerely or too eagerly."

A kiss arse innit

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By *laytimetwoCouple
over a year ago

Staines


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand "

Oh that one's easy - obsequious is epitomised by David Bamber playing Mr Collins in the classic Pride and Prejudice lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URn9QLg1IjA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

Love it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

Let me know

The definition I found said it meant praising insincerely or too eagerly."

Urban dictionary days

¯\__/¯

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

Oh that one's easy - obsequious is epitomised by David Bamber playing Mr Collins in the classic Pride and Prejudice lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URn9QLg1IjA"

He does not so well, you can almost feel the slime coming off him

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

Let me know "

People that suck up, basically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

Let me know

People that suck up, basically."

That was the general definition ^^

I like this one ~

*A psychopathic cousin of the elephant*

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"At last, reality is so much better than the sickly sweet sycophants

Don't concern yourself there's room for everyone- just pick another sofa!

Oh its not that I just had to.google the word sycophant

And what's your findings?

Noun - a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.

I then had to look up obsequiously

adjective -obedient or attentive to an excessive or servile degree.

Blimey!!

I'll check out Urban Dictionary's definition, might be easier to understand

Oh that one's easy - obsequious is epitomised by David Bamber playing Mr Collins in the classic Pride and Prejudice lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URn9QLg1IjA

He does not so well, you can almost feel the slime coming off him "

Exactly, I have never forgotten the performance, truly odious lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

You've been reading my post.......

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

Well said milady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is right and you forgot to mention being too fit for most as well, it is a nice day here

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

My arse is the only thing I have got going for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're too thin for some, too fat for others, too tall for him, too short for her, too far away, too nearby, married, single,the wrong sex, the wrong colour, too single, too married.

You're not special, you haven't got a gorgeous arse, you don't set the world on fire, but so fucking what. You're here. Have fun "

Amen

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