FabSwingers.com forum: I want anal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right I've never done anal with a woman and I really want to...... anyone offering to help me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners

Why mention it's purple, you racist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I've never done anal with a woman and I really want to...... anyone offering to help me out. "

Yes and You are the Only One!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I've never done anal with a woman and I really want to...... anyone offering to help me out. "

Is that taking her up the bottom, or her taking you up the bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners

Why mention it's purple, you racist!

I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Fully qualified analologist 'ere

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners

Why mention it's purple, you racist!

I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist!

Straponist - what's the black one going to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners

Why mention it's purple, you racist!

I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist!

Somebody needs to check your purple privilege

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners

Why mention it's purple, you racist!

I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist!

It could be purple pain purple pain

If used unlubed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there must be a youtube video on it

or even a haines manual

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have two strap-ons, and several different dildos which fit one of them.

I have been known to use them on men, now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all I'm gonna say is,,,,,,,,,DOUCHE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two strap-ons, and several different dildos which fit one of them.

I have been known to use them on men, now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two strap-ons, and several different dildos which fit one of them.

I have been known to use them on men, now and again

You didn't mention the color of your strap-ons....I think I may have a problem

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

I wouldn't hold your breath

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have two strap-ons, and several different dildos which fit one of them.

I have been known to use them on men, now and again

You didn't mention the color of your strap-ons....I think I may have a problem

Some of them are purple.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I would love to fuck a guy in the arse with a strap on

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a pinky purplish double ender ,,didn't know that made me a racist

doesn't it just mean I'm a pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive a pinky purplish double ender ,,didn't know that made me a racist

doesn't it just mean I'm a pervert

Racism can be subconscious mikki. Perhaps the dildo retailer is institutionally racist in its preference to stock some colours over others?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

When ever my hubby asks if there is any chance of anal I tell him to bend over and touch his toes.

Strangly his interest in anal goes away after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to fuck a guy in the arse with a strap on

MrsSB

Hiya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive a pinky purplish double ender ,,didn't know that made me a racist

doesn't it just mean I'm a pervert

Racism can be subconscious mikki. Perhaps the dildo retailer is institutionally racist in its preference to stock some colours over others? "

hmmmmm, anyway I call my dildo Adolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive a pinky purplish double ender ,,didn't know that made me a racist

doesn't it just mean I'm a pervert

Racism can be subconscious mikki. Perhaps the dildo retailer is institutionally racist in its preference to stock some colours over others?

hmmmmm, anyway I call my dildo Adolf

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I would love to fuck a guy in the arse with a strap on

MrsSB

Hiya!

I didn't know you were into that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would love to fuck a guy in the arse with a strap on

MrsSB

Mwahaha I like your thinking, always wanted to be called Peggy myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before "

Just lube it up and slip it in. My wife always complains I don't give her surprises.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before "

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it."

You wasn't invited

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited "

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*checks*

OP says "anyone"

And y'know what they say, "beggers can't be choosers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao there queuing up to take your anal virginity buddy take one for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

Just lube it up and slip it in. My wife always complains I don't give her surprises. "

Sorry. I am washing my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

"I would love to fuck a guy in the arse with a strap on

... prepare for the deluge of messages ... lol luckily I just need to give nymph a nudge and I assume the position .. lol

MrsSB

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads"

I have a high opinion of myself?

You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?

The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads

I have a high opinion of myself?

You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?

The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads

I have a high opinion of myself?

You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?

The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner

By definition an all female gangbang wouldn't include you

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads

I have a high opinion of myself?

You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?

The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner

By definition an all female gangbang wouldn't include you

dam guess it won't happen now then, it's all in the detail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

Unless it's for pizza.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

Unless it's for pizza. "

Even then you have to pay.

In that case you pretty much can order anal and wait for it to be delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

Unless it's for pizza.

Even then you have to pay.

In that case you pretty much can order anal and wait for it to be delivered

Would you ask for a spicy sausage topping with that anal pizza

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I want a bacon sarnie

I just had bacon.

I'm working through the European bacon mountain!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

Unless it's for pizza.

Even then you have to pay.

In that case you pretty much can order anal and wait for it to be delivered

Would you ask for a spicy sausage topping with that anal pizza

Spicy and anal are often not a match made in heaven

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads

I have a high opinion of myself?

You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?

The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.

Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered

shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner

Hmmm I have an idea for a new takeaway chain!!

Dominoes + Subway = SubDominoes..Pizzas Cooked by Dom's delivered by Sub's or if you go for the large meal deal a Hotwife..

You reckon it'd catch on?

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads"

Oooosh! !! Nice chap.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm washing my wig

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"Right I've never done anal with a woman and I really want to...... anyone offering to help me out. "

Does that mean you've done anal with a man

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

"Right I've never done anal with a woman and I really want to...... anyone offering to help me out. "

Does that mean you've done anal with a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering

I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners

Why mention it's purple, you racist!

I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist!

Pussy has a 12" insertable dildo that I made a bespoke leather G-string for so that it doesn't slip out of her . . has really big bumps near the base and she does so like feeling the "corrugated effect" of that bit getting rammed home . .

. . you up for some of that OP? Fair exchange we think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before

I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.

Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.

You wasn't invited

Like you'd have said no

I wasn't offering though so no problem

You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads"

It is lighthearted fun. I have only noticed one being rude and arrogant.

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