FabSwingers.com forum: Friday night....bar is open

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My maid will serve you ..shes called Heidi Von tickle stick.....enjoy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J20 passion please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka diet for miss

Morgans and lemonade for Mr

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in work tomorrow so I'll just have a small whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain morgans spiced rum and please. A large one! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor Jerry over ice please.

Make it two

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Vodka and lemonade

And blue lagoon

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

Beer for me Peroni. Cheers

Pandora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh plenty ice in a tall glass for us please

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Single malt. Make it a double.

And can I be served by a man?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Wouldn't mind sitting down with Miss Ticklestick actually, mulling over a slow screw whilst exchanging cock tales.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't mind sitting down with Miss Ticklestick actually, mulling over a slow screw whilst exchanging cock tales.

She would eat you alive.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Wouldn't mind sitting down with Miss Ticklestick actually, mulling over a slow screw whilst exchanging cock tales.

She would eat you alive.

nom nom nom nom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large beer please

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Sparkling chardonnay please.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please "

Bloody hell that should have said !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

Bloody hell that should have said !

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

Bloody hell that should have said !

You have cock in your brain lol

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

Bloody hell that should have said !

Blame auto correct

We believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started early watching the Olympics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka lime and soda for me please

V x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Large Pinot Grigio please. Feet up chilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a glass of cidre over ice please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either a cheeky vimto or a porn star please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort and please for mrs

Mr will have captain morgans spiced rum and please

Best make it doubles it's been a hell of a week

Thank you

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hi handsome. Can we have to glasses of Sauvingnon Blanc? Merci

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Gin and Tonic please. Hendricks. With ice and sliced cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone first time in bar so il have a large G&T with Tonic slice of lime please .

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

Bloody hell that should have said !

You have cock in your brain lol "

I think I do,I've been on here to much over the last few day's whilst I've been a bit poorly

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

Bloody hell that should have said !

Blame auto correct

We believe you

I'm seriously worried

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi handsome. Can we have to glasses of Sauvingnon Blanc? Merci

MrsSB

Si Senor y senora

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hi handsome. Can we have to glasses of Sauvingnon Blanc? Merci

MrsSB

Si Senor y senora"

Muchas gracias guapisimo

Mwwwaaaa

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting- *drums nails on the bar*

can I have waiter service to my table please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

Bloody hell that should have said !

Original sounded better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still waiting- *drums nails on the bar*

can I have waiter service to my table please?

My maid is serving.....im just perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting- *drums nails on the bar*

can I have waiter service to my table please?

My maid is serving.....im just perving"

I don't appreciate them being called a "maid".

"Bar-steward"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still waiting- *drums nails on the bar*

can I have waiter service to my table please?

My maid is serving.....im just perving

I don't appreciate them being called a "maid".

"Bar-steward"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pint of brandy please XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of brandy please XXX"

A pint??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark rum and ginger beer s'il vous plait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of brandy please XXX"

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I'm undecided if I want alcohol I don't think do,I'll have a cock please

Bloody hell that should have said !

Original sounded better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great, I'm

Getting too tipsy to walk to the kitchen to top up my glass. I'll have a vodka and tonic please Heidi

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Honey jd for me please, straight up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oyster bay pleass... Save the washing up. I'll drink it out of the bottle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have anothwr purple rain please. Lots of ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea please been on the wagon after decades of abuse. Fourth day now. Wish me well fabsters xx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Cup of tea please been on the wagon after decades of abuse. Fourth day now. Wish me well fabsters xx"

Wishing you well! Stay strong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Sauvignon blanc please. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a Mojito please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please been on the wagon after decades of abuse. Fourth day now. Wish me well fabsters xx"

Congratulations! In solidarity, I'll nab a nice rooibos, no milk if you please Heidi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Sauvignon blanc please. X"

Thats always my first choice ...see green arrow ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a Red stripe please

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Screwdriver. And some nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of brandy please XXX

A pint??

Yes please.....bad day XXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a mojito please. And after could I have an old fashion whiskey sour.

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

...make that four

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

It's been ages since I had a baileys

Big tumbler if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please been on the wagon after decades of abuse. Fourth day now. Wish me well fabsters xx

Wishing you well! Stay strong!"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

...make that four

Woop woop! Mojito party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

...make that four

Woop woop! Mojito party

Cool! Everyone welcome to join us at the mojito party.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Pint of thatchers gold and some Sahara hot nuts if you have them please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

...make that four

Woop woop! Mojito party

Cool! Everyone welcome to join us at the mojito party.

Yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

...make that four

Woop woop! Mojito party

Cool! Everyone welcome to join us at the mojito party.

Yay!!

...looks like just the 4 of us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot of tea please. Or blackcurrant squash with ice. Or with no ice. Actually I quite fancy a mocha frappuchino made with lactofree milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

...make that four

Woop woop! Mojito party

Cool! Everyone welcome to join us at the mojito party.

Yay!!

...looks like just the 4 of us then

It's all about the quality not quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say mojito?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Mojito please

...make that two

...make that four

Woop woop! Mojito party

Cool! Everyone welcome to join us at the mojito party.

Yay!!

...looks like just the 4 of us then

It's all about the quality not quantity

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Pint of Thatchers Haze please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say mojito?

Oui madame.

Care to join us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say mojito?

Oui madame.

Care to join us?

Oui s'il vous plait..... can I sit next to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say mojito?

Oui madame.

Care to join us?

Oui s'il vous plait..... can I sit next to you?"

Next to me..on top of me..your choice

(Bit too cheeky? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My maid will serve you ..shes called Heidi Von tickle stick.....enjoy !"

I'll have a bathful of champagne please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say mojito?

Oui madame.

Care to join us?

Oui s'il vous plait..... can I sit next to you?

Next to me..on top of me..your choice

(Bit too cheeky? )

I like cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple & Raspberry Daquiri for me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this maid is so slow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah! where is my drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In from a night out and already missing the taste of Kraken & Coke over ice and lime lol

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