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The Oldest Living Vertebrate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Scientists have estimated that the Greenland Shark lives to about 400 years old. It does not become sexually active until it is 150 years old.

Fook. Do you think they get bored?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must get so horny then .....a huge explosion of cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's hope after all that waiting it doesn't suffer from premature ejaculation on its first go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Greenland Shark: "What's for dinner?"

"Fish."

"Not bloody again."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I thought it was me

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've just read this on BBC and was amazed. Followed quickly by WTF, because they know because they've accidentaly been caught and killed by fishing nets. So sad when these animals were born in the 1700's

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've just read this on BBC and was amazed. Followed quickly by WTF, because they know because they've accidentaly been caught and killed by fishing nets. So sad when these animals were born in the 1700's "

Bet the steaks would be a bit tough though!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Ah, but the oldest mollusk was clam called Ming, if memory serves, that was accidentally killed by scientists trying to ascertain how old it was

Age: approx. 500 yrs

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

That's right , even though a clam is kind of an animal / creature But a shark at 400 seems more amazing.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In that freezing cold water I hoped it' doesn't suffer like men do.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"That's right , even though a clam is kind of an animal / creature But a shark at 400 seems more amazing. "

It's a clamity! Ming the clam, the world's oldest animal, killed at 507 years old by scientists trying to tell how old it was

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/ming-the-clam-worlds-oldest-animal-dated-as-507-years-old-after-being-accidentally-killed-by-8942102.html

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bummer if they're facing low population levels and none have been born for decades - cougar sharks would de nicely from the young studs.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I still haven't understood how they have aged them. Amazing, all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they will be experimenting on them now to try and make humans live longer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's right , even though a clam is kind of an animal / creature But a shark at 400 seems more amazing.

It's a clamity! Ming the clam, the world's oldest animal, killed at 507 years old by scientists trying to tell how old it was

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/ming-the-clam-worlds-oldest-animal-dated-as-507-years-old-after-being-accidentally-killed-by-8942102.html"

Interestingly Ming is a common Chinese name. The first emperor of China died from drinking a potion that had been designed to give him eternal life. Unfortunately they didn't have Wikipedia in those days and some bright spark put mercury in it.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Scientists have estimated that the Greenland Shark lives to about 400 years old. It does not become sexually active until it is 150 years old.

Fook. Do you think they get bored?"

That's 200 in fab years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that swimming must get boring after a couple of hundred years.

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