FabSwingers.com forum: mmmmmm....vodka

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

first in 4 weeks. Might be pished by 7pm lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im on me second xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a new bottle yesterday

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Im on me second xx

quelle surprise!!!!!!!

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I got a new bottle yesterday

share it then ya tight git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on me second xx

quelle surprise!!!!!!!"

Oi ill have ya know its only me first one since me last one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone is welcome to come and share it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone is welcome to come and share it now

On me way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone is welcome to come and share it now

On me way xx

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bet wendy beats ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone is welcome to come and share it now

On me way xx

bet wendy beats ya"

yep thats a no starter really xx

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"anyone is welcome to come and share it now

On me way xx

bet wendy beats ya"

damned right I will beat him... roon the heid wi ma chib!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

ive an ice cold beer mmm

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Back to Pinot Blush

Vodka evokes some bad memories of a night in a Student Union Bar in Wales... not touched the stuff since

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Got a bottle of perry with my name on it...damn, now you all know my real names Perry.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

you told me it was george

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poem of vodka. One is plenty, twos the most, three under the table, four under the host. Enjoy your pishup xx

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"A poem of vodka. One is plenty, twos the most, three under the table, four under the host. Enjoy your pishup xx

cheers - still on the first one though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont forget to splash a little on the gills. Apparently thats how fish do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alcohol,on the sabbath,shame on the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"alcohol,on the sabbath,shame on the lot of you

Oh yeah and what about all those pissheads at communion lol?? on the bloody wine at ten o'clock in the morning them lot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the blood of christ,its communual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true. But at least when pissed it means I do no work. And its the only time my hand dont refuse to play with Willie

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow

"A poem of vodka. One is plenty, twos the most, three under the table, four under the host. Enjoy your pishup xx

cheers - still on the first one though....."

first bottle!!!! (btw chez here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A poem of vodka. One is plenty, twos the most, three under the table, four under the host. Enjoy your pishup xx

cheers - still on the first one though.....

first bottle!!!! (btw chez here)"

Oooh baby ill be up in an hour xx

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"A poem of vodka. One is plenty, twos the most, three under the table, four under the host. Enjoy your pishup xx

cheers - still on the first one though.....

first bottle!!!! (btw chez here)"

first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig

And your point is caller?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just poured a glass of rose shiraz and waiting for my indian feast to be delivered.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig

And your point is caller?? xx

my point is that my name is Wendy, not Craig. is that so hard to understand???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig

And your point is caller?? xx

my point is that my name is Wendy, not Craig. is that so hard to understand???"

Oooh listen at Im on my first voddy and im a good girl i am xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig

And your point is caller?? xx

my point is that my name is Wendy, not Craig. is that so hard to understand???

Oooh listen at Im on my first voddy and im a good girl i am xx

It's always the last one that does the damage...never the ones before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a bottle for the first time in yonks yesterday. It's called Chase Vodka and apparently it's been voted the best vodka in the world

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig

And your point is caller?? xx

my point is that my name is Wendy, not Craig. is that so hard to understand???

Oooh listen at Im on my first voddy and im a good girl i am xx

says Mr "I'm off to wendy's so will drink 10 litrs of vodka and smoke 1000 cigs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a bottle for the first time in yonks yesterday. It's called Chase Vodka and apparently it's been voted the best vodka in the world

Ooh you having a bag of Tyrrell's crisps too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a bottle for the first time in yonks yesterday. It's called Chase Vodka and apparently it's been voted the best vodka in the world

Ooh you having a bag of Tyrrell's crisps too?"

Mr Chase didn't do badly did he? He sold Tyrrells for £40m to a private equity company. He's spent a few million on this potato farm and the distillery. I hope I can taste the quality, I am crap when it comes to discerning good wine from plonk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a bottle for the first time in yonks yesterday. It's called Chase Vodka and apparently it's been voted the best vodka in the world

Ooh you having a bag of Tyrrell's crisps too?

I once did a blind taste test with four different gins and got them all correct, I do like a drop of the old mothers ruin.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Champagne, a 2002 Mersault and Rudesheimer coffes for me and hell it's only 20:40

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

hendricks, plymouth, miller or blasckwoods gin is the best as for voddy it either grey goose or finlandia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hendricks, Bombay Blue Sapphire, Tanqueray, Gordons....... Vodka it's Stolichnya, Danzka or Absolut.

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By *ifecple69Couple
over a year ago

Bulgaria

hmmm on ma 6 or is it 7th or hey maybe 8th who the hell cares !!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"hmmm on ma 6 or is it 7th or hey maybe 8th who the hell cares !!!!"

im still on beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Windy Pops, you dropped off yer perch or swinging upside down on it yet?

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

only just poured 2nd one loops. need to get the practice in for May though. Thank feck soapy's coming up on Friday - he's always good for a 10 litre sesh, hahahahahaha

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 3 very very large G and T,S and still wide awake

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

jealousy is not a becoming, attractive trait dad xxx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

jealousy is not a becoming, attractive trait dad xxx"

b****** was it that obvious mmdil.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

jealousy is not a becoming, attractive trait dad xxx

b****** was it that obvious mmdil.

yes, but not as obvious as you standing at the bedroom door last night, spying on me and your son with your cock in hand and wearing mam-in-law's negligee xxx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

jealousy is not a becoming, attractive trait dad xxx

b****** was it that obvious mmdil.

yes, but not as obvious as you standing at the bedroom door last night, spying on me and your son with your cock in hand and wearing mam-in-law's negligee xxx"

that wasn't mam in laws negligee.

that was a wee number,i got in ann summers.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

xx"

me never ... im an angel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as sober as a judge

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm as sober as a judge

whats that

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm as sober as a judge

im not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as sober as a judge

im not

Hic xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

me never ... im an angel lol

denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.

get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.

plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.

good luck.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

me never ... im an angel lol

denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.

get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.

plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.

good luck.

dinnae be so feckin glaikit da, denial is a river in egypt.

feck I crack meself up sometimes, I'm so feckin funny

need more vodka methinks, and settee bum dancing.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

me never ... im an angel lol

denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.

get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.

plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.

good luck.

dinnae be so feckin glaikit da, denial is a river in egypt.

feck I crack meself up sometimes, I'm so feckin funny

need more vodka methinks, and settee bum dancing."

the thing with you is,you never know,if you'r d*unk or sober.

yer always friggin mental.

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.

me never ... im an angel lol

denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.

get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.

plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.

good luck.

dinnae be so feckin glaikit da, denial is a river in egypt.

feck I crack meself up sometimes, I'm so feckin funny

need more vodka methinks, and settee bum dancing.

the thing with you is,you never know,if you'r d*unk or sober.

yer always friggin mental.

would you have me any other way... well, apart fae hog-tied and gagged, but that's next week (again) xxx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I'm as sober as a judge

im not

Hic xx

hic hic xx

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