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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Random Shit to share ?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...iron?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm working the weekend"

Are you excited about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite "

Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I have spongebob, gonzo, animal, zippy a robosapian & a dinosaur that squirts water in my wardrobe.

Makes me smirk when H says "Wear something adult tonight!"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've started sleeping inside a duvet cover.

There's no duvet in it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite

Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing"

Coke and oil stains ...cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite "

Even a fiver!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have spongebob, gonzo, animal, zippy a robosapian & a dinosaur that squirts water in my wardrobe.

Makes me smirk when H says "Wear something adult tonight!"

Why does it squirt in your wardrobe ?

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By *eicsbimaleMan
over a year ago

loughborough

Sex is great fun and helps keep you fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite

Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing"

This is handy to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite

Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing

This is handy to know!

If you put aged '99 to 99 only' on your profile - you don't get messages you don't want ... .... oh ... you already new that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Random Shit to share ?"

In Tudor England a 'gong farmer' was the guy who collected random shit... Often referred as a night man and night soil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/16 13:11:47]

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have to go to the dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had anal (given) and I so badly want to do it... anyone fancy helping me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm working the weekend

Are you excited about it "

Oh very much so

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Random Shit to share ?

In Tudor England a 'gong farmer' was the guy who collected random shit... Often referred as a night man and night soil. "

We should do our own T.V. programme called Going for a Gong....

I can see it taking off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im working in Liverpool this weekend. Someone has to.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I have spongebob, gonzo, animal, zippy a robosapian & a dinosaur that squirts water in my wardrobe.

Makes me smirk when H says "Wear something adult tonight!"

Why does it squirt in your wardrobe ?"

Ot has a touch sensor on it's nose, a gentle touch, mouth opens & it squirts at you..bit harder & it opens fancy gil type wings & roars

These are my toys, not the kids

H has toys but they are buried a bit deeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite

Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing

This is handy to know!

If you put aged '99 to 99 only' on your profile - you don't get messages you don't want ... .... oh ... you already new that

silence is golden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go to toilet for a number two and weigh yourself before and after you will have lost 2 lbs/pounds lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random Shit to share ?

In Tudor England a 'gong farmer' was the guy who collected random shit... Often referred as a night man and night soil. "

There used to be a fella with Gong Farmer as his username on here.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am now at the dentist.

They're running late.

How unusual.

Woe betide me if I'm ever so much as 5 minutes late though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...iron?"

That was my first thought too!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"...iron?

That was my first thought too!"

My second was:

...flange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sex daily....

Oops I mean Dyslexia!

F.C.U.K.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...iron?

That was my first thought too!

My second was:

...flange?

Mine too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im working in Liverpool this weekend. Someone has to.

Could be worse..I've done doors in West Derby and seen maniacs on motorcrossers riding around the streets wearing balaclavas... if I told you the pub I did the door at had been burst into by thugs firing shotguns you wouldn't wanna go back either lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

...Testament?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Testament? "

Bummer... I was thinking 'rope'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once blew a hole in the back of my mum's aga range by trying to cook an unopened can of beans when I was 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car does 46mpg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a headache!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're able to touch the tip of your nose with your tongue.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite "

In the good old days in the Middle East women filled their twats with (the white variety) and ones cock ended up sore as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're able to touch the tip of your nose with your tongue."

...I was only kidding by the way.

I bet there's a lot of people trying that and looking silly right now

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have trouble pretending to like spending time with stupid people.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"I have trouble pretending to like spending time with stupid people.

My place or yours?

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Im working in Liverpool this weekend. Someone has to.

Classy establishment

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"You're able to touch the tip of your nose with your tongue."

My next door neighbour could do that,everytime she did I got alsorts of naughty thoughts!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite

Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing

This is handy to know!

If you put aged '99 to 99 only' on your profile - you don't get messages you don't want ... .... oh ... you already new that

silence is golden "

You silver-tongued devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random Shit to share ?"

I'm narky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis curves to the left, so when I measure it I add 3 inches to compensate for the curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...iron?"

Bingo!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm an old randy shit ... and I share nicely

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've started sleeping inside a duvet cover.

There's no duvet in it though."

Does that make you a duvet?

Do you have all the buttons fastened with just your head poking out?

How do you put your legs on top when it gets too hot?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The Australian for duvet is doona

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"...Testament?

Bummer... I was thinking 'rope' "

...toss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...iron?"
as soon as i saw the title i was just going to put "iron"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis curves to the left, so when I measure it I add 3 inches to compensate for the curve

I have a crooked cervix to the left!

We're made for one another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis curves to the left, so when I measure it I add 3 inches to compensate for the curve

I have a crooked cervix to the left!

We're made for one another. "

It seems like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im working in Liverpool this weekend. Someone has to.

"
if you ever have to work in North East gives is a wink....for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl after our own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire kit doesn't turn women on in the bedroom, it stinks...

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