FabSwingers.com forum: What to do? Meet advice...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so here's the problem, we're due to meet a really hot couple this weekend in a club. They live quite far away and aren't often down our way so I'd be loathed to cancel.

But I (husband) have developed an eye infection this week that has one eye partially shut and makes me look like sloth from the goonies, albeit with better teeth.

Should I:

A) Cancel

B) Turn up wearing a Pirates eye patch

C) Nothing because Mrs Mixed is the hot one anyway and their female can jolly well take one for the team

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Tell them and see what they say

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

is it something contagious?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Tell them. And rock an eye patch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it something contagious?"

I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell them. And rock an eye patch."

I'm thinking I could pull it off if I picked the right hat to go with it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Tell them and let them know that there will be no eye ball licking, just in case..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely the eye patch and act as if it's perfectly natural and you always wear it

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"is it something contagious?

I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine. "

seriously eye infections are very contagious however if its being treated with antibiotic eye drops there's every chance it will have cleared by Saturday.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures or it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should tell them rather than surprise/shock them on the night. Plus contagious infections can be spread through hand contact too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is it something contagious?

I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine.

seriously eye infections are very contagious however if its being treated with antibiotic eye drops there's every chance it will have cleared by Saturday. "

I am treating it but time is ticking. Is it off putting for a woman to have sex with a guy wearing sun glasses?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Go to the chemist. Get some horse pills.

Man up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plus contagious infections can be spread through hand contact too."

Well that's what the eye patch is for, can't touch if it's cover up!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"is it something contagious?

I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine.

seriously eye infections are very contagious however if its being treated with antibiotic eye drops there's every chance it will have cleared by Saturday.

I am treating it but time is ticking. Is it off putting for a woman to have sex with a guy wearing sun glasses? "

I advise men to wear sunglasses when they have sex with me, I'm so dazzlingly good its for their own safety..well that's my interpretation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Definitley go eyepatch.

Oh, and pics or it didn't happen.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tell them. And rock an eye patch."

Decorate the patch with an alluring picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How horrifying!

Poor other couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them. And rock an eye patch.

Decorate the patch with an alluring picture.

.. of an eye...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.

Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How horrifying!

Poor other couple

Some women might find sloth from the goonies attractive though?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.

Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me."

I'll take pity on you.

Tea bags

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitley go eyepatch.

Oh, and pics or it didn't happen. "

Well if anyone see's a guy at AbFabs wearing sunglasses indoors this weekend - say hi

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Eye patch and a stuffed parrot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye patch and a stuffed parrot

Bandana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How horrifying!

Poor other couple

Some women might find sloth from the goonies attractive though? "

Some might. Some may also just be happy to socialize. Or they may be happy to meet you another time when you're feeling your best. People can be very accomodating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How horrifying!

Poor other couple

Some women might find sloth from the goonies attractive though?

Some might. Some may also just be happy to socialize. Or they may be happy to meet you another time when you're feeling your best. People can be very accomodating

It's a bit frustrating when 12.5% of the eyes in the arrangement ruin it for the other 87.5%.

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

I say decorate the eyepatch with a picture of your own face. A pre bad eye picture obviously. No, actually photoshop an eyepatch decorated the same onto that picture. It could just be pictures of you going off into infinity. Truly mesmerising. Bad eye, what bad eye?

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.

Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me."

I thought I was the only one that did that...

You'll be fine.... If it's still bad by the weekend just make your apologies and say in anticipation of them visiting you inadvertently gave yourself a hot monocle. So it's their fault - and they owe you one.

Or meet them with shades on and just hand them both a pair as they walk in and say nothing. Most people are too polite to question it and it'll make for a great thread in a few months when we get a "what was your weirdest meet?" Thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures or it didn't happen

Ive heard that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.

Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me.

I thought I was the only one that did that...

Yeah I'm torn between trying to pull off an outfit including an eye patch and hat or just wearing shades and luring them to the dark room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.

Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me.

I thought I was the only one that did that...

Oh!!! I like the shades idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god - definitely tell them! Successful meet in a frw weeks is better than disastrous meet this weekend. You still have two days though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shades could be dangerous. It's dark in clubs and you might fall over naked bodies writhing on the floor.

I'd suggest using a normal pair of non-shaded glasses and just stick a plaster over the bad eye side. They were all the rage in the 70's. Retro style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.

The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.

The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days? "

I think the patches can be sexy. You have to commit, though.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.

Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.

Works a treat

You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.

The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days?

I think the patches can be sexy. You have to commit, though. "

Is that because you've been watching Pirates of the Caribbean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain situation and re organise or is it oranize stupid dyslexia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.

Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.

Works a treat

You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown

That's actually good advice.

I thought you were being sarcastic.

It's like an inverse of the boy who cried wolf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Explain situation and re organise or is it oranize stupid dyslexia. "

Sounds like you are thinking with your head and not your dick. There's a seriously hot couple we could be swinging with if we can pull this off.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Tell them and see what they want to do.

If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.

Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.

Works a treat

You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown

That's actually good advice.

I thought you were being sarcastic.

It's like an inverse of the boy who cried wolf."

I'm a bastard, not a cunt

It's good for bacterial infections, sties &c

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.

Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.

Works a treat

You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown

That's actually good advice.

I thought you were being sarcastic.

It's like an inverse of the boy who cried wolf.

I'm a bastard, not a cunt

It's good for bacterial infections, sties &c "

But it could go wrong, maybe the only thing worse than an eye patch is a brown eye?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell them and see what they want to do.

If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure."

The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Tell them and see what they want to do.

If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure.

The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away. "

I live my life by this maxim, it's got me where I am today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell them and see what they want to do.

If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure.

The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away.

I live my life by this maxim, it's got me where I am today

Exactly, lying and dishonesty got me this far, I should stay true to who I am

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Tell them and see what they want to do.

If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure.

The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away.

I live my life by this maxim, it's got me where I am today

Exactly, lying and dishonesty got me this far, I should stay true to who I am"

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.

The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days? "
Is there not a good pirates R us where you live thought every town had one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.

The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days? Is there not a good pirates R us where you live thought every town had one

Just seaside towns like Brighton, we don't get a lot of pirates in Basingstoke what with the lack of sea and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so here's the problem, we're due to meet a really hot couple this weekend in a club. They live quite far away and aren't often down our way so I'd be loathed to cancel.

But I (husband) have developed an eye infection this week that has one eye partially shut and makes me look like sloth from the goonies, albeit with better teeth.

Should I:

A) Cancel

B) Turn up wearing a Pirates eye patch

C) Nothing because Mrs Mixed is the hot one anyway and their female can jolly well take one for the team

Personally I don't think it gives the right impression to turn up to a meet with any kind of virus,as has been said viruses are contagious and won't add to the mood really

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