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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

.....reverse cowgirl, I just can't Fucking get it. I feel like a right twat doing it and it's soooooooo frustrating as most blokes what it. Grrrrrr

Anyone else have their sexual position nemesis?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not yet.

In fact, I'm looking for a young, fit male with a hard cock to try out something new...

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Standing up as I'm a bit on the short side, need to be lifted up else I just get prodded in my belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very unbalanced at reverse cowgirl, it's more Oooh Ahhh than Yeehaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl... Just can't!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Fucked against the wall with my legs around the guy. It's never happened. Hopefully one day.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reverse cowgirl... Just can't!

That's because you haven't tried it with moi yet

(Just joking by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.

Trickiest for me have been spoons, which requires a lot of coordination to get the movement right, reverse cowgirl which is problematic for me due to an upwards curve in my cock, tends to fly out on her upstroke unless she gets her position exactly right. And the Amazon. Which is amazing but requires a girl who really knows what she's doing. Haven't tried that one for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked against the wall with my legs around the guy. It's never happened. Hopefully one day.

MrsSB

...well I'm free this Saturday.

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reverse cowgirl and even cow girl at times due to arthritis in hips and knees

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

reverse cowgirl.....i feel like i am falling off!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Anything involving standind straight up or having to get my legs over someone who is wide

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Standing up. I have only managed it once, a real quickie but it was mindblowing. There always seems to be a height issue lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DP...Im just too fat to get into the right position to get both cocks in boooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me neither - what is the amazon?

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By *obby19275Man
over a year ago

grantham

Mmmm I would x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

I very nearly did that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucked against the wall with my legs around the guy. It's never happened. Hopefully one day.

MrsSB

Now that a position that I've always wanted to be fucked in, never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DP...Im just too fat to get into the right position to get both cocks in boooo

It's still on my to do list!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.

Yeah what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah doggy

Don't like it at all

I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Reverse cowgirl for us too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can teach you, but I'd have to charge... Haha!

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By *londie bearWoman
over a year ago

Bexley-ish

The wheelbarrow

My arms are just not strong enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the hardest has got to be the differing variations of the "superman". Although I may have to try it. MS MYTH???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wheelbarrow

My arms are just not strong enough

Never attempted this nor do I want to

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Yeah doggy

Don't like it at all

I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it "

Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough we did reverse cowgirl last night and we love it. Although we have to be careful she doesn't accidentally kick me in the face lol.

We can never get spoons or standing doggy to work, but we can get it to work when we're with other people.

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

"Not yet.

In fact, I'm looking for a young, fit male with a hard cock to try out something new...

Go on...

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

".....reverse cowgirl, I just can't Fucking get it. I feel like a right twat doing it and it's soooooooo frustrating as most blokes what it. Grrrrrr

Anyone else have their sexual position nemesis?"

Wallet closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah doggy

Don't like it at all

I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it

Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me "

Oh yes, my wife has that too.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm short, podgy and klutzy. Doesn't mean I don't try for some interesting positions as long as the other person is aware I normally slide off ungracefully rather than break their cock off in the process. Oh. And whilst my legs will bend that far back for deepstick it's impossible to breathe in that position if I still have a corset on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah doggy

Don't like it at all

I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it

Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me "

Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Anal with me on top

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

Agree... and what a waste of jiggling boobies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....

Well don't you have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

Agree... and what a waste of jiggling boobies lol "

Ah yes but you get the jiggling bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

69, no matter how many times I try it it's just not happening

A friend suggested it may be easier if there is another person involved, so I might try that next

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....

Well don't you have a way with words

Just imagine what he would say in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal with me on top

Yup, that's one I've always had a bit of anxiety about too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

Those knobbly knees can hurt when you're unbalanced & fall on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....

Well don't you have a way with words

Just imagine what he would say in person

Hubba hubba

*swoons*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah doggy

Don't like it at all

I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it

Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me

Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard!"

how about lying flat, so you don't get as much penetration?

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....

Well don't you have a way with words

Just imagine what he would say in person

Hubba hubba

*swoons*

I am totally willing to fund out to report back for forum research purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....

Well don't you have a way with words

Just imagine what he would say in person

Hubba hubba

*swoons*

Well, I may, ummmm... like to express myself a lil bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.

Yeah what is it?

I'll show you if you like

It's hard to describe but I'll give it my best shot. It's seen very much as a female domination position but I never feel that way during.

The male is on his back, with his knees up and spread. The female is on her knees, bends the cock downwards, puts it inside and thrusts forward over it.

I'm not into the submission side of it, but it feels amazing on a physical level because the very aggressive angle of the cock produces an amazing sensation.

It's tricky to get right though, if the heights don't line up perfectly you will have a lot of trouble.

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock

Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!

And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....

Well don't you have a way with words

Just imagine what he would say in person

Hubba hubba

*swoons*

Well, I may, ummmm... like to express myself a lil bit...

G3orgie is the only person I know who can talk ur knickers off !

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

We can't do the reverse anal spider anymore as H can't hold her weight now she's not 7st..

I'm sure it must have a proper name but that's what we called it

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm short, podgy and klutzy. Doesn't mean I don't try for some interesting positions as long as the other person is aware I normally slide off ungracefully rather than break their cock off in the process. Oh. And whilst my legs will bend that far back for deepstick it's impossible to breathe in that position if I still have a corset on."

Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best. I'd much rather spend a few hours messing around and struggling into position and relishing any hilarity that ensues than a porn-star perfect choreographed gymnastic routine.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Any position that involves squatting... My hip will dislocate. Not a good thing

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Overland snatch and through hurts like hell but not as much as a Wahey Cilla completion, given up trying The Pragmatic Archer

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Can't do spoons...never worked for me. Nor reverse cowgirl as I'm hung like a hamster. Not a clue what Amazon is...(previous post). In fact standy up doggy is tricky too with a short girl.

Do like to get risky midsession sometimes by jumping quickly from Doggy to Rodeo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best."

You've obviously never attempted the Schrödinger

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Overland snatch and through hurts like hell but not as much as a Wahey Cilla completion, given up trying The Pragmatic Archer"

Come again????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah doggy

Don't like it at all

I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it

Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me

Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard!

how about lying flat, so you don't get as much penetration? "

Yes that's a good position, a very good position

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Yep laughing and the odd "Fuck off that isn't going to happen!! While perusing 'The pocket Karma Sutra' or some such literary masterpiece is all part of the fun

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Yep laughing and the odd "Fuck off that isn't going to happen!! While perusing 'The pocket Karma Sutra' or some such literary masterpiece is all part of the fun

Oh, giggling is a given with me. I've even been known to giggle with a ball gag in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me reverse cowgirl is a winner... I have a tilted cervix so works great.

I struggle with spooning... And that's due to my bottom being very peachy and big... So unless a guy is well endowed at over 9" the position for me is more a "Uri Gellar spoon" with me at an angle and curved over lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal with me on top

You've just gone up in my estimations!! Gold star awarded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't find reverse cowgirl all that and a bag of potato chips... defo runs the risk of s snapped cock if sliding out too far. Officially given up on that position as that snap cock fear ends of taking over! I'm risk-averse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal with me on top

Oh I like that one. Not for long, but it's rather nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy is my favourite, love reverse cowgirl sitting in a chair rather than on the bed do not like being on top though being a bigger girl do not want to squash anyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal with me on top

Oh I like that one. Not for long, but it's rather nice

Roll on Friday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah doggy

Don't like it at all

I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it

Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me

Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard!

how about lying flat, so you don't get as much penetration?

Yes that's a good position, a very good position

Chuffed.com

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I think the Russian Flashbang is incredibly disrespectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal with me on top

Oh I like that one. Not for long, but it's rather nice

Isn't it just...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing up as I'm a bit on the short side, need to be lifted up else I just get prodded in my belly button

As a short guy let me volunteer;-)

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best.

You've obviously never attempted the Schrödinger"

No, but there's no denying the humour involved in the upward pavlovian dwarf toss.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best.

You've obviously never attempted the Schrödinger"

Is that the one where your cock could be in..or could be out but you never actually know til you look down at the pussy?

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I would love that classic movie position.....being lifted up, pushed against a wall and fucked...alas I am tall and padded out ...it would me more like a scene from CSI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....reverse cowgirl, I just can't Fucking get it. I feel like a right twat doing it and it's soooooooo frustrating as most blokes what it. Grrrrrr

Anyone else have their sexual position nemesis?"

Have you mastered traditional cowgirl first? Maybe do it front way until you mastered it then you can vary your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do standing up. It just never works. And I'm too heavy to be lifted while comfortably having sex so it doesn't really happen even though I think its really hot.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Anal with me on top

You've just gone up in my estimations!! Gold star awarded. "

These are positions you struggle with but practice makes perfect as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't do standing up. It just never works. And I'm too heavy to be lifted while comfortably having sex so it doesn't really happen even though I think its really hot. "

Too heavy? Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not the size or shape to be lifted up and screwed against a wall, so this.

Reverse cowgirl does nothing for me because there's no visual stimulus. (Mirrors can help with this though)

I do like eye contact and lots of body contact x

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By *aughty_amazon OP Woman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

".....reverse cowgirl, I just can't Fucking get it. I feel like a right twat doing it and it's soooooooo frustrating as most blokes what it. Grrrrrr

Anyone else have their sexual position nemesis?

Have you mastered traditional cowgirl first? Maybe do it front way until you mastered it then you can vary your style"
. Oh yes I've mastered cowgirl, just can't get reverse!

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