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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are your favourite quotes?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The road of Excess leads to the Palace of Wisdom."

~ William Blake

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Reality is an illusion - albeit a very persistent one."

~ Albert Einstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Santa Rita Rita lo que se da no se quita.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

in for a penny in for pound

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Quien se fue a Sevilla perdio si silla

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A human life is a pool of light in an eternity of darkness."

~ Michael Wood

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Mark Twain

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Arrieritos somos y en el camino nos encontraremos

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

"

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Por interes te quiro Andres

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"The world is too dangerous for anything less than utopia."

~ R. Buckminster Fuller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arrieritos somos y en el camino nos encontraremos

MrsSB "

Sounds romantic. What does it mean ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Por interes te quiro Andres

MrsSB "

Going slightly red right now. I love it when a woman speaks in Spanish

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Join fab its guaranteed sex for single guys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to be important, but much more important to be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona"

Jail ?!? He wasn't jailed, just banned from playing a game for a little while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Join fab its guaranteed sex for single guys""

Hahahah.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

The French are famous...for their kissing-Clive Tyldesley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona"

i knew eric cantona said it, i just never kn ew what it meant. maybe i will attempt to google it.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"We are hear to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us."

~ Charles Bukowski

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona

Jail ?!? He wasn't jailed, just banned from playing a game for a little while "

Ah poopy. My bad. Memory's a bit hazy

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Don't ask a question that you don't want to know the answer to.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona

i knew eric cantona said it, i just never kn ew what it meant. maybe i will attempt to google it."

He was referring to the press, comparing the seagulls who case trawlers looking for small bits of fish to the parasitic paparazzi

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present"

It's a line from a Madness song (although am sure they nicked it) that's always resonated with me.

Mr G

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940"

Read this:-

Extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO

"I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen.

It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diphtheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing could save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference.

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentery which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.

It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for those internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona

i knew eric cantona said it, i just never kn ew what it meant. maybe i will attempt to google it.

He was referring to the press, comparing the seagulls who case trawlers looking for small bits of fish to the parasitic paparazzi "

Got it in one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present"

It's a line from a Madness song (although am sure they nicked it) that's always resonated with me.

Mr G"

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say you're 'depressed' - all i see is resilience. You are allowed to feel messed up and inside out. It doesn't mean you're defective - it just means you're human.

-David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas

You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power - he's free again.

- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Form is temporary, Class is permanent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940

Read this:-

Extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO

"I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen.

It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diphtheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing could save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference.

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentery which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.

It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for those internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.""

wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona

i knew eric cantona said it, i just never kn ew what it meant. maybe i will attempt to google it.

He was referring to the press, comparing the seagulls who case trawlers looking for small bits of fish to the parasitic paparazzi "

i think i've got it, thanks.

eric was the trawler with all the fish (gossip) and the media thought he'd chuck some of that to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not what we say or think that defines us but what we do" ~ Jane Austen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Einstein

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you really think you're right, you should tell it."

Mama Cass Elliot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted."

Mae West.

Actually most of her quips are brills.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Its not what we say or think that defines us but what we do" ~ Jane Austen

"

Beautiful.

Actions speak louder than words as they say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Einstein "

I love this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Einstein

I love this one "

It's my favourite quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Its not what we say or think that defines us but what we do" ~ Jane Austen

"

kind of reminds me of this one.

Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides. Andre Malraux

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


""It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!"

"

Or "it's better than a kick in the dick"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Its not what we say or think that defines us but what we do" ~ Jane Austen

kind of reminds me of this one.

Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides. Andre Malraux

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Interesting

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I used this once in a training session.

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect"

Benny Hill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

“make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man's living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty.”

? Jon Krakauer, Into the Wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol at this one but i do like it coz it makes me smile...send it someone for valentines?

My heart burns for you like a coffee shop in athens - europeans against the political system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Look after your broom

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

There's a place waiting just for you

Is a special place where your dreams all come true

Fly away, swim the ocean blue

Drive that open road, leave the past behind you - H from S Club 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's been through hell and came out an angel.

You didn't break her, you don't own that kind of power.

idk who said it but i like that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, how could i forget this one?

I have a lot of small things on my mind but your penis isn't one of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look after your broom "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "

I remember being told that when I was about 18 and I said 'fish don't need bicycles" and looked really confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

I remember being told that when I was about 18 and I said 'fish don't need bicycles" and looked really confused "

I think I'm a little bit in love with you right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to dance in the rain"

That was really pertinent to me about 6 years ago, so true,- I know have it on a plaque type thing in my office

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning to dance in the rain"

That was really pertinent to me about 6 years ago, so true,- I know have it on a plaque type thing in my office "

Yeah, I love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken madras or beef rogan josh....rossi46 2016...tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite one is when all said and done there s more said than done

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940

Read this:-

Extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO

"I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen.

It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diphtheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing could save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference.

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentery which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.

It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for those internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity."

wow"

It makes me well up when I read that

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By *lice_in_BlunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

'I'll only put the tip in'

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Isn't it funny how many biscuits are named after revolutionaries? - Alexei Sayle

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's grim, Joe

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Isn't it funny how many biscuits are named after revolutionaries? - Alexei Sayle"
the Trotsky assortment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will be will be

never a truer word spoken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used this once in a training session.

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect"

Benny Hill "

Love that.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940

Read this:-

Extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO

"I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen.

It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diphtheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing could save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference.

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentery which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.

It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for those internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.""

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over a year ago


"What are your favourite quotes?"

She is gorgeous, I would crawl over broken matchsticks just to stick broken matchsticks in her shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IF" my auntie had a cock, she'd be my uncle

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

Its not over untill the fat lady sings

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

OK its a film one but a love it as he's protecting his daughter and I'd like to think I would do the same X

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans ~ John Lennon

There are loads of sayings I like, some already posted above.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

And the classic 'Carpe Diem'

Not in the chubby tattoo way, but I've been they a lot in last few Years and it has rung true so many times that you need to sieze the day x

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over a year ago

I need a drink

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

*chavvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK its a film one but a love it as he's protecting his daughter and I'd like to think I would do the same X

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”"

Great movie! Seen it so many times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans ~ John Lennon

There are loads of sayings I like, some already posted above."

Love that one. So true as well

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"More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940

Read this:-

Extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO

"I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen.

It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diphtheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing could save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference.

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentery which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.

It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for those internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.""

A bacon sandwich and some antibiotics might have done more good.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

I have two memorable quotations:

1 semper in geritas sumus solum profundum variat

2 never lose faith in the colour of the sky

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940

Read this:-

Extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO

"I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen.

It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diphtheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing could save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference.

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentery which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.

It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for those internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity."

A bacon sandwich and some antibiotics might have done more good. "

bacon??

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sayings more than quotes...

"Faint heart never won fair Maiden"

"Fortune favours the bold "

"Nothing ventured nothing gained "

And my ultimate favourite....

"Where there's a will there's a way"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One in the bush is better than two with your hand.

I MAY have got the wrong.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Youtube if you want to" I think it was Margaeret Beckett making a play on Margaret Thatcher's famous quote when speaking of Gordon Browns dismal Youtube efforts.

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Favourite film quote.. and yes I have a soft spot for Samuel L Jackson.

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"More a speech than a quote:

"What General Weygand called the Battle of France is over. I expect that the Battle of Britain is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of Christian civilization. upon it depends our own British life and the long continuity of our institutions and our Empire. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us now. Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this island or lose the war. If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands. But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age, made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will say, "This was their finest hour."

Winston Churchiill 1940

Read this:-

Extract from the diary of Lieutenant Colonel Mervin Willett Gonin DSO

"I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen.

It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and children collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diphtheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing could save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference.

Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand propping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentery which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated.

It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for those internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tattooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity."

A bacon sandwich and some antibiotics might have done more good.

bacon??"

I was just thinking the same thing....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's grim, Joe "

It's also strangely uplifting

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By *inkykouple2016Couple
over a year ago

moray

"I'm feeling horny" My wife.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"It's grim, Joe

It's also strangely uplifting "

A manifesto

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Audre Est Facere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Favourite film quote.. and yes I have a soft spot for Samuel L Jackson.

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. "

Nice. I used this one the other day on one of the threads

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so". Douglas Adams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is better to remain silent and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're lucky enough to be different

Don't ever change"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fear leads to anger

Anger leads to hate

Hate leads to suffering

I sense mutch fear in you

Yoda to anakin skywalker - phantom menace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alex Higgins, faced with a ban from snooker, was asked if he could live without snooker.

His response:

"You should be asking if snooker can live without me."

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool rather than open your mouth and confirm the fact." (Oscar Wilde)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandad. "This strawberry is a bit small"

Delboy. "I know , but you wouldnt want one up your nose for a wart"

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over a year ago


"It is better to remain silent and let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right"

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can resist everything except temptation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who have hole in pocket feel cocky all day - Confucius

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Currently my favourite is

"I drink and I know things. That's what I do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To err is human, to fuck up completely is Tony Blair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'The Uk exports many things - cake for instance, Belgians love our cake'

Boris Johnson during one of his many nonsensical brexit speeches.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"'The Uk exports many things - cake for instance, Belgians love our cake'

Boris Johnson during one of his many nonsensical brexit speeches. "

Or was it? The mind-altering effects of Cake are well documented, and the Belgians will try anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

From my first ever headmaster at my 11Plus Exams, as we all nervously watched the clocks in the exam hall......

"Time will pass, will you?"

I've applied that in life ever since.

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

“If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.” - Martin Luther King Jr.

I think this is my favourite quote of all-time, and the one rule I live by

M.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fate whispers to the warrior,

"You cannot withstand the storm"

The warrior whispers back-

"I am the storm".

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over a year ago


"If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill."

Lovely. You've just given me the motivation to smash through this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert. - Peter Griffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best is when a man says you're not wife material - fucking good! I want to be totalitarian dictator material, blood sucking life ruiner material, bulletproof immortal drug lord material, NOT your fucking wife you fatheaded dickhead Blood sucking life ruiner right here.

dunno who said that either but it's now on my profile.

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over a year ago


"The best is when a man says you're not wife material - fucking good! I want to be totalitarian dictator material, blood sucking life ruiner material, bulletproof immortal drug lord material, NOT your fucking wife you fatheaded dickhead Blood sucking life ruiner right here.

dunno who said that either but it's now on my profile. "

Haha. Fair enough

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over a year ago


"

You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert. - Peter Griffin"

I read that in peter's voice

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over a year ago


"

You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert. - Peter Griffin

I read that in peter's voice "

Then you must know that Bird is the Word....Bird Bird Bird

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Do unto others as they do unto you, then fuck off before the police turn up.

Dammed if you do, dammed if you don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left ~ Marilyn Monroe

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

A man is incomplete until he's married, and when he's married...... he's finished!!

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over a year ago


"

You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert. - Peter Griffin

I read that in peter's voice

Then you must know that Bird is the Word....Bird Bird Bird"

Oh no....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to talk and remove all doubt.”

Mark Twain

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over a year ago


"“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to talk and remove all doubt.”

Mark Twain "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Inky Pinky Ponky, Daddy bought a donkey.

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over a year ago


"Inky Pinky Ponky, Daddy bought a donkey."

Donkey died, father cried, inky ponky ponky

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


""Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present"

It's a line from a Madness song (although am sure they nicked it) that's always resonated with me.

Mr G"

It's in kung-fu panda too!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom


"To err is human, to fuck up completely is Tony Blair"

To err is human, to argh is pirate.....

Anon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

Winston Churchill

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Inky Pinky Ponky, Daddy bought a donkey.

Donkey died, father cried, inky ponky ponky "

You made that all the more profound you mystical genius you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's that one mean?

is it to do with trickle down theory because it seems like it is.

Nope!

Twas a famous footy legend who said it on his first press conference after coming out of jail (his crime was karate kicking someone in the crowd after being racially abused)

Eric Cantona"

" oo aaah cantona.. I said oo ah cantona!" chant from ze fanz.. Ow you ongleeesh sey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.

Nelson Mandela

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is only a problem if you cant fix it

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you......

Our fears do not stop death, they stop life!..

(Rickson Gracie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If in doubt,just pout"

Mikki Maraschino

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"'The Uk exports many things - cake for instance, Belgians love our cake'

Boris Johnson during one of his many nonsensical brexit speeches.

Or was it? The mind-altering effects of Cake are well documented, and the Belgians will try anything."

Exported to the Czech republic too

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Show me a man with a holier than thou attitude....and I'll show you a man that pays two transvestites to p*ss on his face."

- Jack Nicholson

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"I reject your reality and substitute it for one of my own "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are God, as only we can create his existence in our holy brains."

Yello.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Or " if at first you don't succeed ...hit it with a bigger hammer"

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Don't spend too long thinking about what you could be doing when you could be doing it.

Me & probs a million others

x

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't spend too long thinking about what you could be doing when you could be doing it.

Me & probs a million others

x

S"

So true.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Last thing to discover water would be fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Nietzsche

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

2My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night. But O' my foes, and O' my friends, it gives off a lovely light"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Money is like a 6th sense, without which once can't make proper use of the other 5."

~ Kierkegaard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Money is like a 6th sense, without which once can't make proper use of the other 5."

~ Kierkegaard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go mad now, save your sanity for later."

Ford Prefect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to add to this thread sorry. I just love the thread title, it makes me snigger every time I read it. Thank you OP.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Money is like a 6th sense, without which once can't make proper use of the other 5."

~ Kierkegaard

"

A shag sent me that yesterday. Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Dusk is just an illusion because the sun is either above the horizon or below it. And that means that day and night are linked in a way that few things are, there cannot be one without the other yet they cannot exist at the same time. How would it feel I remember wondering to be always together yet forever apart?”

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"“Dusk is just an illusion because the sun is either above the horizon or below it. And that means that day and night are linked in a way that few things are, there cannot be one without the other yet they cannot exist at the same time. How would it feel I remember wondering to be always together yet forever apart?”"

Good to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Dusk is just an illusion because the sun is either above the horizon or below it. And that means that day and night are linked in a way that few things are, there cannot be one without the other yet they cannot exist at the same time. How would it feel I remember wondering to be always together yet forever apart?”

Good to see you"

It is good to be back x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get busy livin, get busy dyin'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yabadabadoo!

F. Flintstone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have any colour you want....as long as it's black.

Henry Ford describing the model T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes.

Then say what you like....because he is a mile away and you have his shoes!

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

"I don't care what it is, just twat it"

Lister Red Dwarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been and always shall be your friend.

Mr Spock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I don't care what it is, just twat it"

Lister Red Dwarf"

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Doh... ! Homer.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Doh... ! Homer. "

"I'd give it all up for just a little bit more!"

~ C. Montgomery Burns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions.""

"Reject the basic assumption of civilization - especially the importance of material possessions."

~ Chuck Palahniuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions."

"Reject the basic assumption of civilization - especially the importance of material possessions."

~ Chuck Palahniuk

"

You can either live and wait to die or die waiting to live, either way you're going to die.

-Pauly90

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see a woman who has everything going for herself and your not ready to add value to her life... just admire her from afar.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions."

"Reject the basic assumption of civilization - especially the importance of material possessions."

~ Chuck Palahniuk

You can either live and wait to die or die waiting to live, either way you're going to die.

-Pauly90 "

Something my dad said to me the other day.

He asked how my dash was going. I said, you what?

"Your dash. On a gravestone it says your name and the date of your birth and of your death. In the middle is the dash... Here lies DiamondJoe, 1978 DASH 20something.

"The dash is the important bit."

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


""Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions."

"Reject the basic assumption of civilization - especially the importance of material possessions."

~ Chuck Palahniuk

You can either live and wait to die or die waiting to live, either way you're going to die.

-Pauly90

Something my dad said to me the other day.

He asked how my dash was going. I said, you what?

"Your dash. On a gravestone it says your name and the date of your birth and of your death. In the middle is the dash... Here lies DiamondJoe, 1978 DASH 20something.

"The dash is the important bit.""

My dash will read,

Partied till he died.

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"Currently my favourite is

"I drink and I know things. That's what I do""

Also love;

There's no cure for being a cunt.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Manners makeith the man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick yourself up.

Toss yourself off

Start all over again ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions."

"Reject the basic assumption of civilization - especially the importance of material possessions."

~ Chuck Palahniuk

You can either live and wait to die or die waiting to live, either way you're going to die.

-Pauly90

Something my dad said to me the other day.

He asked how my dash was going. I said, you what?

"Your dash. On a gravestone it says your name and the date of your birth and of your death. In the middle is the dash... Here lies DiamondJoe, 1978 DASH 20something.

"The dash is the important bit.""

Best dash I ever saw (graveyard in Surrey); "killed by a gnu"... loved that

I am going for "death by beaver"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


""Moral maxims are surprisingly useful on occasions when we can invent little else to justify our actions."

"Reject the basic assumption of civilization - especially the importance of material possessions."

~ Chuck Palahniuk

You can either live and wait to die or die waiting to live, either way you're going to die.

-Pauly90

Something my dad said to me the other day.

He asked how my dash was going. I said, you what?

"Your dash. On a gravestone it says your name and the date of your birth and of your death. In the middle is the dash... Here lies DiamondJoe, 1978 DASH 20something.

"The dash is the important bit."

Best dash I ever saw (graveyard in Surrey); "killed by a gnu"... loved that

I am going for "death by beaver" "

I'd like:

"Died on the deck of a burning battle ship, saving his children."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Here endeth the thread.

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