FabSwingers.com forum: Reasonably good at sex?

By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Or downright awesome?

Which do you think you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like to boast or comment so I let others make up their mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm fab .

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Meet me and find out

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Shouldnt you be anawering your owm question first op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet me and find out

you took the words right out of my mouth

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

As my dance teacher one wrote in my report

"When she's in the mood to put in the effort her performance is faultless, however when she is not in the mood she simply cannot be bothered and this shows in her deliverance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm OK. It takes two to tango but unfortunately I can't dance for toffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible. I can't even make myself cum never mind another person.....

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Wouldn't give myself a rating but I can say almost every single woman I've met has come back.

Most say I'm good with my tounge and fingers some say they've never cum so much, that could all be platitudes though

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

I'm great.

I just lie there, silent so I don't break their concentration.

I'm considerate like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm great.

I just lie there, silent so I don't break their concentration.

I'm considerate like that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As my dance teacher one wrote in my report

"When she's in the mood to put in the effort her performance is faultless, however when she is not in the mood she simply cannot be bothered and this shows in her deliverance""

Oh god!! Most of my reports went along the lines of "Could do better!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Meet me and find out

Where and when?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm great.

I just lie there, silent so I don't break their concentration.

I'm considerate like that."

That sounds scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im great.

Can slam it in and out for hour after endless hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

Let's grab a guy and be crap together

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hubby is the best shag ever. That's why I mostly meet ladies

Me. It's for others to decide but I had no complaints.

MrsSB

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Shouldnt you be anawering your owm question first op"

I will. However, there appears to be an unassailable dichotomy betwixt my reality and other peoples' who view my reality as a sad illusion. I think I'm good.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

I worried the hell about that before my first threesome. Then realised everyone else involved was feeling exactly the same so just dived in. As it were.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm okay just need some more practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

Let's grab a guy and be crap together

Can i order two crap women please

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I'm great.

I just lie there, silent so I don't break their concentration.

I'm considerate like that.

That sounds scary

Me?

Scary?

And I thought you knew me better than that, I'm an angel

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I get by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm okay just need some more practice

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Anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm okay just need some more practice

Damn you! I was just typing along those lines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

Let's grab a guy and be crap together

Can i order two crap women please

Make it four and we can have a crap night together then compare notes

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sometimes I think I've been awesome and she's said 'you're having a fucking bubble, mate, get ya cock working again" and other times I've sort of tried and she's said 'awesome!'. She also said "my my that's a lovely love missile" so I'm not that convinced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

Let's grab a guy and be crap together

Can i order two crap women please

Make it four and we can have a crap night together then compare notes

I'm up for all of this..... Roxi, you helping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm great.

I just lie there, silent so I don't break their concentration.

I'm considerate like that.

That sounds scary

Me?

Scary?

And I thought you knew me better than that, I'm an angel

You are with boobs and long legs and just the perfect height for my eyeline

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm okay just need some more practice

It takes 10,000 hours (20 hours for 50 weeks a year for ten years = 10,000) of deliberate practice to become an expert in almost anything.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26384712

What are you waiting for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm okay just need some more practice

Damn you! I was just typing along those lines!

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You snooze you lose

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm okay just need some more practice

Damn you! I was just typing along those lines!

You snooze you lose

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yeah, she said that as well.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I'm great.

I just lie there, silent so I don't break their concentration.

I'm considerate like that.

That sounds scary

Me?

Scary?

And I thought you knew me better than that, I'm an angel

You are with boobs and long legs and just the perfect height for my eyeline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

Let's grab a guy and be crap together

Can i order two crap women please

Make it four and we can have a crap night together then compare notes

I'll bring a camera so we can watch it back just to see exactly how crap we a are.

don't want to miss any disappointed moments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm okay just need some more practice

Damn you! I was just typing along those lines!

You snooze you lose

yeah, she said that as well. "

Hey, it was just a lil nap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

Let's grab a guy and be crap together

Can i order two crap women please

Make it four and we can have a crap night together then compare notes

I'm up for all of this..... Roxi, you helping?

Sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think I was really bad at sex to the point I gave up having it

Nowadays, I think I'm okay at it, I know I'm nowhere near as experienced or experimental as others but compared to what I was.....

I think that's one of the reasons I haven't explored the couple route or 3sums in case I really am crap and it's obvious

Let's grab a guy and be crap together

Can i order two crap women please

Make it four and we can have a crap night together then compare notes

I'll bring a camera so we can watch it back just to see exactly how crap we a are.

don't want to miss any disappointed moments! "

Sounds like a plan.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Or downright awesome?

Which do you think you are? "

The difference between good and awesome is down to chemistry I think - it takes two to tango

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

lol not heard anyone moaning yet.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"lol not heard anyone moaning yet."

Really? If I'm moaning (and whimpering and making little gaspy noises) then they're doing whatever they're doing very right.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'm okay just need some more practice

It takes 10,000 hours (20 hours for 50 weeks a year for ten years = 10,000) of deliberate practice to become an expert in almost anything.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26384712

What are you waiting for?

Blimey I better get my finger out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm okay just need some more practice

It takes 10,000 hours (20 hours for 50 weeks a year for ten years = 10,000) of deliberate practice to become an expert in almost anything.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26384712

What are you waiting for?

Blimey I better get my finger out

Or in as the case maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or downright awesome?

Which do you think you are? "

I wouldn't say I'm awesome but others might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol not heard anyone moaning yet.

Really? If I'm moaning (and whimpering and making little gaspy noises) then they're doing whatever they're doing very right."

"Whimpering"..... sweet Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think im still learning

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like it when i want to give myself a round of applause after

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I don't know, they seemed to be calling out to some higher power or speaking in tongues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To add to it...I've not had a complaint so far.

(Touches wood)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I like it when i want to give myself a round of applause after

What about a double high five?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Fab gave Awards, I think I wld have won lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little bit rusty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on the partner - if I'm with a submissive I'm going to be the crappest shag in the world. With a 'nilla I'll be alright but could have tried harder to take the initiative. With a Dom, I'm likely to be a decent lay. Or at least an enthusiastic one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little bit rusty.

Apparently it's like riding a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little bit rusty.

Apparently it's like riding a bike "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking awesome at sex. Just like everything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucking awesome at sex. Just like everything else.

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Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or downright awesome?

Which do you think you are? "

somewhere in between the two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ficking amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little bit rusty.

I come with oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was away with work a colleague told me he had semi reasonable sexual skills

If it was a come on it failed

Ginger

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"A little bit rusty.

Apparently it's like riding a bike

Lol"

OK so it's like riding a rusty bike. yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little bit rusty.

I come with oil

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet me and find out

you took the words right out of my mouth

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just this

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By *atie2015100TV/TS
over a year ago

Salford

Look at my verifications. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, never had any complaints. Give pretty damn good head though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to blow my own trumpet like but yea I'm an excellent fuck. So is my hubby. I didn't marry him just for the sake of it ya know

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was classed as the best meet ever once then 2 days later the same person said I was meh

Nothing worse than a scorned women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking amazeballs, that's me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, I've never received a written complaint yet though. Is there a Sex Ombudsman?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need more practice, a lot more practice.

Training partner required. Talented tongue and fingers thiugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking amazeballs, that's me!

Did I read something about demure modesty too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking amazeballs, that's me!

Did I read something about demure modesty too?

Well, I'm just speaking the truth!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've no idea.

I'd guess I have good days and bad days. We're all into different things so some probably think I'm good whereas others don't.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Shouldnt you be anawering your owm question first op

I will. However, there appears to be an unassailable dichotomy betwixt my reality and other peoples' who view my reality as a sad illusion. I think I'm good. "

I thought you were better than good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 complaint in 20 years and he was a wimp x

Bubbly

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By *laskan lovers 1984Couple
over a year ago

West midlands

Ride like the wind

Fabulous when in neutral lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking amazeballs, that's me!

Did I read something about demure modesty too?

Well, I'm just speaking the truth!

Nuthin wrong with telling it as it is M'Lady

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fucking amazeballs, that's me!

Did I read something about demure modesty too?

Well, I'm just speaking the truth!

Teach me your amazeball ways, oh alabaster guru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a work in progress and getting more adventurous. I love to please and am flipping insatiable...raging hormones.

You are all welcome to visit and give me a rating

I did get told I was fucking awesome once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my greatest talent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

...now that's just plain rude

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"As my dance teacher one wrote in my report

"When she's in the mood to put in the effort her performance is faultless, however when she is not in the mood she simply cannot be bothered and this shows in her deliverance""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking amazeballs, that's me!

Did I read something about demure modesty too?

Well, I'm just speaking the truth!

Teach me your amazeball ways, oh alabaster guru."

That would be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old school reports said that I would do much better if I spent less time chatting so stick something in my chops and I'm pretty good

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Downright awesome... or even upright awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latest meet said "sexy man, a tongue that just wouldn't stop. Completely filled my needs " that suits me, they always comment on my oral. That's my boast lol

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I've had me moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always pester me for more, so I must do something right. I'm not very experimental though and I know what I like.

I don't imitate pornstars but getting in positions from the Kama Sutra, not into spitting on cock or anal. That probably isn't for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

...now that's just plain rude"

I know, right? I mean what is the point of having a suggestion box and online survey asking people to rate my services? It's just a waste of time and effort!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The perfectionist in me says no, the veri's say, well what they say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a work in progress and getting more adventurous. I love to please and am flipping insatiable...raging hormones.

You are all welcome to visit and give me a rating

I did get told I was fucking awesome once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one living has complained.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"No one living has complained."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

...now that's just plain rude

I know, right? I mean what is the point of having a suggestion box and online survey asking people to rate my services? It's just a waste of time and effort! "

Do you have a 'would you recommend to a friend' box too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

...now that's just plain rude

I know, right? I mean what is the point of having a suggestion box and online survey asking people to rate my services? It's just a waste of time and effort!

Do you have a 'would you recommend to a friend' box too?

Ah no!.....do you think that's where I'm going wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She tries hard.. a+

C- for grade.

I like to think ive progressed whilst on this site

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

If I was fucking me, I'd definitely come back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are only as good as the level of physical and mental attraction you both have at that time.

You may be good at sex but if the other person is not on your level of attractiveness, then indeed they will think otherwise....it takes 2 to Tango .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't a clue. I'm still learning.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I dunno really, I don't think I do anything "Amazeballs" but H says otherwise. I used to think her multiple O's were just her as she's horny all the time & that she was the same with her previous fellas, but apparently not, just me.

Be nice to have a second opinion really, so if you want to see if the same works for you give us a shout..

I'm not free to play out on my own though.

So is this true or bullshit for the forum??

HmmmMaybe...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"You are only as good as the level of physical and mental attraction you both have at that time.

You may be good at sex but if the other person is not on your level of attractiveness, then indeed they will think otherwise....it takes 2 to Tango ."

So in a darkened room, you wouldn't be able to get someone off as your physical or mental abilities wouldn't be able to shine ? I'd take that bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

...now that's just plain rude

I know, right? I mean what is the point of having a suggestion box and online survey asking people to rate my services? It's just a waste of time and effort!

Do you have a 'would you recommend to a friend' box too?

Ah no!.....do you think that's where I'm going wrong?"

Only one way to find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practice makes Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any complaints :D

I consider myself average in every department, size, stamina, skill.

But on the other hand in my entire sex life I've never had a girl who didn't want a repeat performance. And girls tend to be a lot more into me once we've fucked. So I guess I must do something right :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last tuesday I got told by someone I met that I 'could fuck for England'

I think that says it all, non?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A little bit rusty.

I come with oil

Deal!"

Castrol or Mobil ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last tuesday I got told by someone I met that I 'could fuck for England'

I think that says it all, non?

Not if you're anything like our football team

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

Nothing special and i dont try to be either. Different people like different things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last tuesday I got told by someone I met that I 'could fuck for England'

I think that says it all, non?

Not if you're anything like our football team

Can't get any worse than that lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So to all the people saying they're amazingly amazeballs at sex. Apart from people telling you you are (which lets face it might not be totally true) how do you know, what are you gauging / comparing it against?

Might be blatantly obvious but I'm just curious to here peoples reasons.

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Shouldnt you be anawering your owm question first op

I will. However, there appears to be an unassailable dichotomy betwixt my reality and other peoples' who view my reality as a sad illusion. I think I'm good.

I thought you were better than good

xx"

Thank you

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've only had sex three times this year, so I'm going to say I am shite, and every year I pledge to do better and every year I fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So to all the people saying they're amazingly amazeballs at sex. Apart from people telling you you are (which lets face it might not be totally true) how do you know, what are you gauging / comparing it against?

Might be blatantly obvious but I'm just curious to here peoples reasons."

I tend to have a chat with the person I'm meeting with about who they've met recently etc, and that normally leads to a discussion of how good/bad they were in bed. So it gives me some sort of a benchmark

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington

Apparently I live upto my name

Princess xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are only as good as the level of physical and mental attraction you both have at that time.

You may be good at sex but if the other person is not on your level of attractiveness, then indeed they will think otherwise....it takes 2 to Tango .

So in a darkened room, you wouldn't be able to get someone off as your physical or mental abilities wouldn't be able to shine ? I'd take that bet. "

I dont gamble...beware of the dark my friend..... you might end up with my mother.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You are only as good as the level of physical and mental attraction you both have at that time.

You may be good at sex but if the other person is not on your level of attractiveness, then indeed they will think otherwise....it takes 2 to Tango .

So in a darkened room, you wouldn't be able to get someone off as your physical or mental abilities wouldn't be able to shine ? I'd take that bet.

I dont gamble...beware of the dark my friend..... you might end up with my mother.

I've been in a darkroom - you'd be surprised (and possibly horrified) at what you can find in the dark

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Might be blatantly obvious but I'm just curious to here peoples reasons."

H here I'm at work and just read S comment and it's all true, multi Os every time we have sex and legs like jelly! Only experienced them with him too

We just fit and I can't wait to get home

H xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really good, everyone I have fucked have left satisfied, the last one I met said, it was the best shag in months

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I am really good, everyone I have fucked have left satisfied, the last one I met said, it was the best shag in months

"The earth moved and the angels wept."

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By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I am really good, everyone I have fucked have left satisfied, the last one I met said, it was the best shag in months

Yeah, she said that to me and Joe afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes two to tango. We know how to push each others buttons. Too many swingers expect you to be mind readers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I'm a lazy sod

Doll x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Might be blatantly obvious but I'm just curious to here peoples reasons.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm okay just need some more practice

It takes 10,000 hours (20 hours for 50 weeks a year for ten years = 10,000) of deliberate practice to become an expert in almost anything.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26384712

What are you waiting for?

I'm a hapless novice.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"It takes two to tango. We know how to push each others buttons. Too many swingers expect you to be mind readers. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am really good, everyone I have fucked have left satisfied, the last one I met said, it was the best shag in months

"The earth moved and the angels wept."

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lol good one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am really good, everyone I have fucked have left satisfied, the last one I met said, it was the best shag in months

Yeah, she said that to me and Joe afterwards

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lol nice one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

...now that's just plain rude

I know, right? I mean what is the point of having a suggestion box and online survey asking people to rate my services? It's just a waste of time and effort!

Do you have a 'would you recommend to a friend' box too?

Ah no!.....do you think that's where I'm going wrong?"

Tell them completion means they enter a prize draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea....no one's ever filled out the scorecard i give them at the end

...now that's just plain rude

I know, right? I mean what is the point of having a suggestion box and online survey asking people to rate my services? It's just a waste of time and effort!

Do you have a 'would you recommend to a friend' box too?

Ah no!.....do you think that's where I'm going wrong?

Tell them completion means they enter a prize draw.

..what's the prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As my dance teacher one wrote in my report

"When she's in the mood to put in the effort her performance is faultless, however when she is not in the mood she simply cannot be bothered and this shows in her deliverance"

Oh god!! Most of my reports went along the lines of "Could do better!"

Mine said , she's a lovely girl but needs to stop opening her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm tickety boo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As my dance teacher one wrote in my report

"When she's in the mood to put in the effort her performance is faultless, however when she is not in the mood she simply cannot be bothered and this shows in her deliverance"

Oh god!! Most of my reports went along the lines of "Could do better!"

Mine said , she's a lovely girl but needs to stop opening her mouth

My reports always said something along the lines of...

Intelligent but very shy and reserved. Gets easily distracted by others too.

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I'll let my verifications do the talking

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

Reaaaally?....

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

"I'll let my verifications do the talking

I have none

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

Reaaaally?....

Yeah

know anyone who can be my practice buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be blatantly obvious but I'm just curious to here peoples reasons.

H here I'm at work and just read S comment and it's all true, multi Os every time we have sex and legs like jelly! Only experienced them with him too

We just fit and I can't wait to get home

H xx"

Lucky you

Thanks for replying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

Reaaaally?....

Yeah

know anyone who can be my practice buddy

Oh I may have an idea of someone...

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

Reaaaally?....

Yeah

know anyone who can be my practice buddy

Oh I may have an idea of someone...

See ya next week then

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm great with some people and crap with others

It takes two people to make a good sex session and no matter how good you are if you meet somebody who's not sexually compatible with you it's going to be crap

That makes sense in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm great with some people and crap with others

It takes two people to make a good sex session and no matter how good you are if you meet somebody who's not sexually compatible with you it's going to be crap

That makes sense in my head

Makes sense in my head too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

Reaaaally?....

Yeah

know anyone who can be my practice buddy

Oh I may have an idea of someone...

See ya next week then

he he "

Oh you have yourself a deal there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm great with some people and crap with others

It takes two people to make a good sex session and no matter how good you are if you meet somebody who's not sexually compatible with you it's going to be crap

That makes sense in my head

Agreed - the chemistry has to be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer a free sample

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

Reaaaally?....

Yeah

know anyone who can be my practice buddy

Oh I may have an idea of someone...

See ya next week then

he he

Oh you have yourself a deal there

Bring ur tools lol

fix my drip....leave me with a flood

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By *urpurseCouple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm great with some people and crap with others

It takes two people to make a good sex session and no matter how good you are if you meet somebody who's not sexually compatible with you it's going to be crap

That makes sense in my head

Makes sense in my head too

Another thumbs up for me on this statement too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i am fucking awesome at fucking!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm.shit......I need loads more practice!

Reaaaally?....

Yeah

know anyone who can be my practice buddy

Oh I may have an idea of someone...

See ya next week then

he he

Oh you have yourself a deal there

Bring ur tools lol

fix my drip....leave me with a flood

Now that would be rather unprofessional of me wouldn't it?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I'm great with some people and crap with others

It takes two people to make a good sex session and no matter how good you are if you meet somebody who's not sexually compatible with you it's going to be crap

That makes sense in my head

Yep, Sex is much better if you can "Learn" a person over time than if you just "Know" a person..That makes sense on my head too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a crap lover but very proud of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm great with some people and crap with others

It takes two people to make a good sex session and no matter how good you are if you meet somebody who's not sexually compatible with you it's going to be crap

That makes sense in my head

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I am a crap lover but very proud of it

Totally willing to test this and give a second opinion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told:

That was probably my best blow job ever.

That blow job was the second best I've ever had.

Not quite perfect but I get by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, but I always enjoy myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or downright awesome?

Which do you think you are? "

you're as good as the person you're with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or downright awesome?

Which do you think you are?

you're as good as the person you're with?"

Yup!

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By *ife adventurerMan
over a year ago

North Essex

It takes two to tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be blatantly obvious but I'm just curious to here peoples reasons.

I would never discuss previous meets like that. Rude, disrespectful and total lack of discretion.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

I *try* to be 'reasonably good' but as several others have already said I think it boils down to chemistry between the people involved. Personally, I do sometimes wish I found it easier to be completely uninhibited but that's a confidence thing, and again, more likely to happen when the chemistry's there. Guess I'll just have to keep trying ....

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreplay I'm probably ok but actual sex I would go with disappointing . I cum to fast

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