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I've just been told to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For waking a sleepy head by banging pans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How cruel...yet so devilish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't blame them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How cruel...yet so devilish "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evilllllll!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."

Poor dog, you do have a nasty side

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

And it's only 9.14. How many can you get by the end of the day?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."

Don't care how good looking you are I'd kill ya

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Cruel cruel man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And it's only 9.14. How many can you get by the end of the day? "

She's getting it again if she doesn't hurry up

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."

Id prefer that to banging pan's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have hit you with one of the pans, PP.

You got away lightly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."

You'd be an ex-member of the human race if you pulled that stunt .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For waking a sleepy head by banging pans "

Disgusting!! Hope you washed them afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For waking a sleepy head by banging pans "

Did that to me your bollocks would now be bubbling away in 1 of the pans.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I woke jay up by sticking a cold banana on his back once. Had to spend the rest of the day creeping up to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!

I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all)

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!

I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) "

Can I help?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!

I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!

I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) "
itching powder in his boxers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!

I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) itching powder in his boxers "

I'm commando most of the time

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

I must admit to a certain amount of schadenfreude waking up hungover students early in the morning with pots and pans on the annual camping trip. One year someone had a hunting horn, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!

I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) itching powder in his boxers

I'm commando most of the time "

In your comfy jogging bottoms then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!

I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all)

Can I help?

MrsSB "

Absolutely Mrs SB...x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke jay up by sticking a cold banana on his back once. Had to spend the rest of the day creeping up to him "

A cold banana up his Jacksy whilst he sleeps...mwahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For waking a sleepy head by banging pans

Did that to me your bollocks would now be bubbling away in 1 of the pans. "

Ooo no, I need his Bollocks!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"For waking a sleepy head by banging pans "

Should you be banging the sleepy head instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For waking a sleepy head by banging pans

Should you be banging the sleepy head instead?"

Good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For waking a sleepy head by banging pans

Should you be banging the sleepy head instead?

Good point "

That's what made you sleepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex ban or something painful shoved up yer japs eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex ban or something painful shoved up yer japs eye "

Sex ban that's just cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex ban or something painful shoved up yer japs eye

Sex ban that's just cruel "

You'd rather have something sharp and stabby inside you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have hit you with one of the pans, PP.

You got away lightly! "

The pans would be really banging...off my head if I tried that stunt

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