FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday Rant and talk utter bollocks thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First day back at work after 2 weeks off, 4 hours sleep, 6am start....kill me now

Someone come and save me please thanks

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What sort of ridiculous time in the morning is this ... morning all BTW

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"What sort of ridiculous time in the morning is this ... morning all BTW

I've not been to bed yet therefore it is still night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.

Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's flipping raining

My bunnies don't like it

I don't like it

What was the point of straightening my hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's flipping raining

My bunnies don't like it

I don't like it

What was the point of straightening my hair ? "

Hi there V

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BMW "fast lane" drivers. Fuckers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's flipping raining

My bunnies don't like it

I don't like it

What was the point of straightening my hair ?

Hi there V

Hi .... Non vanilla ?

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Do BMW drivers know how to use their indicators???

Why the hell have I been suffering from insomnia for the last decade!!!

Labour, sort your sh1t out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's flipping raining

My bunnies don't like it

I don't like it

What was the point of straightening my hair ?

Hi there V

Hi .... Non vanilla ?"

Yep, back

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

Rabbits kicking off downstairs, bloody woke everyone up, little bogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's flipping raining

My bunnies don't like it

I don't like it

What was the point of straightening my hair ?

Hi there V

Hi .... Non vanilla ?

Yep, back

Welcome back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pigeons talking to each other on my fence .They have woken me up .

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

"Two pigeons talking to each other on my fence .They have woken me up .

Throw sausages at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two pigeons talking to each other on my fence .They have woken me up .

Throw sausages at them"

They are naughty as they look in the window .do pigeons like sausages. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

No you don't get off that easy

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

No you don't get off that easy

Don't encorage him!

Post endorsed by the Campaign for Free Rants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally starting to feel well again after having shingles ive never felt so unwell as i have this last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rabbits kicking off downstairs, bloody woke everyone up, little bogger

How does a rabbit kick off? Is it noisy? Is it cute to watch?

I need more sex and sleep in my life!! Just saying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally starting to feel well again after having shingles ive never felt so unwell as i have this last week"

Well i hope you are feeling better now x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rabbits kicking off downstairs, bloody woke everyone up, little bogger

How does a rabbit kick off? Is it noisy? Is it cute to watch?

I need more sex and sleep in my life!! Just saying!"

You do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems I'm talking bollocks on other threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.

Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!"

Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.

Things have evolved.

Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my holiday in June and it feels like forever ok. I want another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

No you don't get off that easy

Too late........ You're on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one rant ...only small

But could it stop raining pretty please

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Gotta go and sit by that flipping beach again whilst the sun beats the living day lights out of me, arghhhh!!

Off the chest now

Him

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

First day off in ages and I get up early cos my friend is in college and needs a case study for an exam. All ready to go and the phone goes and it's been cancelled cos the teachers sick

I coulda flipping stayed in bed!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gonna be a lovely few days and weekend here!!!

Bbq or tea party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

note to self, stop stying up late drinking watching olympics lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It's Wednesday right? Or did our sleep for 24 hours ?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"It's gonna be a lovely few days and weekend here!!!

Bbq or tea party!

Are you inviting us all?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's gonna be a lovely few days and weekend here!!!

Bbq or tea party!

Are you inviting us all?

MrsSB

Only the ones I like

that includes you

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"It's gonna be a lovely few days and weekend here!!!

Bbq or tea party!

Are you inviting us all?

MrsSB

Only the ones I like

that includes you

What?

score

Hi beautiful

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just had a terry's chocolate orange

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's Wednesday right? Or did our sleep for 24 hours ?

It's Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.

Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!

Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.

Things have evolved.

Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos.....

For what it's worth, I like how Thursday rant day has evolved.

More people participating, more randomness, different people starting the thread.

It's much more fun now than it was when I started it originally. That's nothing to do with me and more a reflection of the people who contribute and their enjoyment.

Like!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.

Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!

Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.

Things have evolved.

Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos.....

For what it's worth, I like how Thursday rant day has evolved.

More people participating, more randomness, different people starting the thread.

It's much more fun now than it was when I started it originally. That's nothing to do with me and more a reflection of the people who contribute and their enjoyment.

Like!!!!!

Do you feel proud how it's grown into a forum institution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.

Have fun I know I will

Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?

What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?

Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.

Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!

Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.

Things have evolved.

Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos.....

For what it's worth, I like how Thursday rant day has evolved.

More people participating, more randomness, different people starting the thread.

It's much more fun now than it was when I started it originally. That's nothing to do with me and more a reflection of the people who contribute and their enjoyment.

Like!!!!!

Do you feel proud how it's grown into a forum institution

Chuffed and humbled I'd say.

It's so much better now than when I first started it.

Last week was brilliant, the "Thursday rant day v fancy a fuck thread" crossover was comedy gold.

Makes me laugh when someone else starts it and then rants that I haven't started it.

An institution? Maybe not.

Good fun, I bloody hope so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got a colander out to drain my hard boiled eggs. I need more tea.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a hot and sexy catch up with Number One Chap tomorrow. However, as I am officially the world's clumsiest woman (I'm blaming an artificially altered centre of gravity), I am sporting black and blue scabby knees from falling UP the stairs in infusions on Saturday and ignored the blazing Blackpool sun on Saturday day time so have two tone Twins! There goes my attempt to look all sexy and alluring. Hurrumph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well happy Thurs day everyone.considering Thursday is named after the Norse God Thor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BMW "fast lane" drivers. Fuckers!!

I know what you mean! They think they own the roads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After our lovely summer hols, I am now peeling across my shoulders.

B takes great delight in peeling off the skin.

Is this normal, or is she - as I suspect - a fricking weirdo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After our lovely summer hols, I am now peeling across my shoulders.

B takes great delight in peeling off the skin.

Is this normal, or is she - as I suspect - a fricking weirdo?

Nooooo. It's awesome, get yourself over here and let me have a go. It's almost, but not quite, as satisfying as pulling dried glue off the glue pots at prep school - fond memories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a hot and sexy catch up with Number One Chap tomorrow. However, as I am officially the world's clumsiest woman (I'm blaming an artificially altered centre of gravity), I am sporting black and blue scabby knees from falling UP the stairs in infusions on Saturday and ignored the blazing Blackpool sun on Saturday day time so have two tone Twins! There goes my attempt to look all sexy and alluring. Hurrumph. "

He'll only see your scabby knees if they're up at his eye level and what are the chances of that happening?

Oh, hold on....... I've just painted a picture in my head..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll only see your scabby knees if they're up at his eye level and what are the chances of that happening?

Oh, hold on....... I've just painted a picture in my head..

Bad bad bad man. *currently adopting sternest frown I can muster*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He'll only see your scabby knees if they're up at his eye level and what are the chances of that happening?

Oh, hold on....... I've just painted a picture in my head..

Bad bad bad man. *currently adopting sternest frown I can muster*. "

The wind'll change and you'll stay like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from the spider ...oh and the rain

Im very happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a bastard of a day. Rather than rant I'm going to go home and kick something, eat a packet of shortbread and cry in the bath. Unless of course we have any volunteers for a good bout of angry sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a bastard of a day. Rather than rant I'm going to go home and kick something, eat a packet of shortbread and cry in the bath. Unless of course we have any volunteers for a good bout of angry sex?"

Looks like you're kicking the dog then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you're kicking the dog then

Nah. Not the dogs. They're too fast. I'd never make contact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like you're kicking the dog then

Nah. Not the dogs. They're too fast. I'd never make contact. "

You could share my maltesers but you are too far away

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Wot no Markoh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wot no Markoh?"

Gave him the day off.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Wants to scream at a wanker that works in my fpa team who had thought that last few days that I work for him - now when the situation has changed on hq he blames me, ans I was like nope not my fault see the email that is in your inbox !!!!!

I am just the messenger

He is so rude

Anyway fuck him

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Wot no Markoh?

Gave him the day off."

Stuffed his body in the boot, more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot no Markoh?

Gave him the day off."

Appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's flipping raining

My bunnies don't like it

I don't like it

What was the point of straightening my hair ?

Hi there V

Hi .... Non vanilla ?

Yep, back

Welcome back. "

Thank you, but you were?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After our lovely summer hols, I am now peeling across my shoulders.

B takes great delight in peeling off the skin.

Is this normal, or is she - as I suspect - a fricking weirdo?

Nooooo. It's awesome, get yourself over here and let me have a go. It's almost, but not quite, as satisfying as pulling dried glue off the glue pots at prep school - fond memories. "

I remember that at primary school... And loved the smell of the glue.

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