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A game of "would you rather..?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll give 2 options and you have to state which one you'd rather do...

..then leave another 2 options for the next poster to do the same! Can be as rude / random / gross / amusing as you do so wish!

Would you rather:

A) kiss Donald Trump on the lips for 60 seconds. And say you liked it.

or

B) eat 3 tins of Felix cat food (flavour of your choice) in 5 minutes???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat the cat food.

Would you rather have penis sized nipples or nipples sized penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUCK OFF!!!!! I've still not removed the pillow from my eyes yet. xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes. "

Left thumb

A) save the life of an African child that you will never see

B) have a REAL light sabre

?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tough one. I was thinking African child but the technology of a real light sabre would mean I would be filthy rich and donate a shit load of money to save many light Sabres. So.. sabre!

A) have the ability to get every question correct on any quiz show ever

B) have 12 nights of your choice with the person you'd want to have sex with most in the world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tough one. I was thinking African child but the technology of a real light sabre would mean I would be filthy rich and donate a shit load of money to save many light Sabres. So.. sabre!

A) have the ability to get every question correct on any quiz show ever

B) have 12 nights of your choice with the person you'd want to have sex with most in the world. "

Save many African children rather.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes.

Left thumb

A) save the life of an African child that you will never see

B) have a REAL light sabre

?"

A.

Would you rather

A) have a poo in public because you were so desperate to go and you couldn't hold it any longer.

B) pick your nose and eat the booger on a train with onlooking passengers.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes.

Left thumb

A) save the life of an African child that you will never see

B) have a REAL light sabre

?

A.

Would you rather

A) have a poo in public because you were so desperate to go and you couldn't hold it any longer.

B) pick your nose and eat the booger on a train with onlooking passengers."

Either, I'm not that precious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes.

Left thumb

A) save the life of an African child that you will never see

B) have a REAL light sabre

?

A.

Would you rather

A) have a poo in public because you were so desperate to go and you couldn't hold it any longer.

B) pick your nose and eat the booger on a train with onlooking passengers."

A!!! Snot is fucking gross

Would you rather:

A) drink your own wizz (half a pint)

B) never drink booze again

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes.

Left thumb

A) save the life of an African child that you will never see

B) have a REAL light sabre

?

A.

Would you rather

A) have a poo in public because you were so desperate to go and you couldn't hold it any longer.

B) pick your nose and eat the booger on a train with onlooking passengers.

A!!! Snot is fucking gross

Would you rather:

A) drink your own wizz (half a pint)

B) never drink booze again "

B. I'm not much of a drinker anyway

Would you rather..

A never give oral sex again

B never receive oral sex again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes.

Left thumb

A) save the life of an African child that you will never see

B) have a REAL light sabre

?

A.

Would you rather

A) have a poo in public because you were so desperate to go and you couldn't hold it any longer.

B) pick your nose and eat the booger on a train with onlooking passengers.

A!!! Snot is fucking gross

Would you rather:

A) drink your own wizz (half a pint)

B) never drink booze again "

Tough one.

Would say A.

Would you rather...

A) run around naked in antartica

B) gatecrash the trooping of the colour...naked of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Penis sized nipples then use them as dicks whilst making sweet love.

A) chop off your left thumb.

B) chop off 5 toes.

Left thumb

A) save the life of an African child that you will never see

B) have a REAL light sabre

?

A.

Would you rather

A) have a poo in public because you were so desperate to go and you couldn't hold it any longer.

B) pick your nose and eat the booger on a train with onlooking passengers.

A!!! Snot is fucking gross

Would you rather:

A) drink your own wizz (half a pint)

B) never drink booze again

B. I'm not much of a drinker anyway

Would you rather..

A never give oral sex again

B never receive oral sex again"

Easy. B. I don't really mind not getting a blowjob anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A) never give!!

Would you rather

A) give Al Pacino a hand job

B) not be able to wank for 8 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Would you rather...

A) run around naked in antartica

B) gatecrash the trooping of the colour...naked of course. "

A) naked run

Would you rather:

A) Go to Vegas

B) go to NYC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A) never give!!

Would you rather

A) give Al Pacino a hand job

B) not be able to wank for 8 months "

I struggle to go a day without a wank let alone 8 months.

So i guess it's giving al a job

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

Would you rather...

A) run around naked in antartica

B) gatecrash the trooping of the colour...naked of course.

A) naked run

Would you rather:

A) Go to Vegas

B) go to NYC

"

NCY every time. Vegas sucks ass, and not in a good way.

a) be caught with your fingers in the till?

b) be caught with your pants down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Would you rather...

A) run around naked in antartica

B) gatecrash the trooping of the colour...naked of course.

A) naked run

Would you rather:

A) Go to Vegas

B) go to NYC

NCY every time. Vegas sucks ass, and not in a good way.

a) be caught with your fingers in the till?

b) be caught with your pants down?"

Pants down .

A not have sex for a year

B have to fuck next hundred viewers on your profile.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"

Would you rather...

A) run around naked in antartica

B) gatecrash the trooping of the colour...naked of course.

A) naked run

Would you rather:

A) Go to Vegas

B) go to NYC

NCY every time. Vegas sucks ass, and not in a good way.

a) be caught with your fingers in the till?

b) be caught with your pants down?

Pants down .

A not have sex for a year

B have to fuck next hundred viewers on your profile."

Jeezus.

The idea of not having sex for a year fills me with horror. I guess the next 100 get it

Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Would you rather...

A) run around naked in antartica

B) gatecrash the trooping of the colour...naked of course.

A) naked run

Would you rather:

A) Go to Vegas

B) go to NYC

NCY every time. Vegas sucks ass, and not in a good way.

a) be caught with your fingers in the till?

b) be caught with your pants down?

Pants down .

A not have sex for a year

B have to fuck next hundred viewers on your profile."

I'd go without sex for a year as 80% of my views are male.

And.. head the size of a watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you rather:

A) get sent down for 8 years for a crime you didn't commit (mugging someone) but maintain your innocence

B) have to plead guilty and only serve 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gunna watch hush now. So shhhhhhhhh! xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gunna watch hush now. So shhhhhhhhh! xxx"

I didn't even know there was a film called Would You Rather. But yes, your previous post prompted me add this post / game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gunna watch hush now. So shhhhhhhhh! xxx

I didn't even know there was a film called Would You Rather. But yes, your previous post prompted me add this post / game. "

It's on Netflix I had to watch it in stages lol n im a fan of horror and Gore! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gunna watch hush now. So shhhhhhhhh! xxx

I didn't even know there was a film called Would You Rather. But yes, your previous post prompted me add this post / game.

It's on Netflix I had to watch it in stages lol n im a fan of horror and Gore! Xxx"

Hush is great if it is the one I am thinking of a couple women goes missing in a bus station.

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