FabSwingers.com forum: Silly Jokes

By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Not started a thread before although made a few silly comments in others so thought about it and came up with a 'Silly Jokes' thread, you know the ones your 5 year old comes home from school with?

Here's your starter

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Answer in 10 minutes

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

ok so no guess's?

it a nervous wreck of course!

Shall we try another one? you can join in if you like!

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

dunno.....

but here's a fave of mine... What's the definition of a drawing pin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats green and smells of pork? x

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Where you left him of course!

Definition of a drawing pin?

a bit tacky?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Where you left him of course!

Definition of a drawing pin?

a bit tacky?"

it's good....but it's not right

and the answer is... a smartie with a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats green and smells of pork? x"

kermits finger lol x

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

very good Cheryl - have to remember that one but not for the 5 year old lol

This one is gross but .......

Whats the difference between Roast Beef and pea Soup?

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Think we have found our level now .... poor old miss piggy

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

whats brown and crawls up yer leg??

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"very good Cheryl - have to remember that one but not for the 5 year old lol

This one is gross but .......

Whats the difference between Roast Beef and pea Soup?"

Anyone can roast beef!

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

"whats brown and crawls up yer leg??"

a homesick jobby!!!

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

here's a clean one for you

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here's a clean one for you

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?"

Frostbite?

Why do mice have small balls?

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"here's a clean one for you

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite?

Why do mice have small balls?"

at last some one on the same wavelength as me pmsl

What do you call Nun that sleepwalks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here's a clean one for you

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite?

Why do mice have small balls?

Because not many mice can dance.

" at last some one on the same wavelength as me pmsl

What do you call Nun that sleepwalks?"

A Roamin Catholic.

And no, I just have the same copy of Noah's joke book

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

lol know where you are coming from butI've got a toilet roll of jokes here, that our daughter bought me for my birthday - said these jokes were worse than my normal ones, damned cheek!

love this one though

What does a vegatarian cannibal eat?

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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"lol know where you are coming from butI've got a toilet roll of jokes here, that our daughter bought me for my birthday - said these jokes were worse than my normal ones, damned cheek!

love this one though

What does a vegatarian cannibal eat?"

Swedes of course!

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