FabSwingers.com forum: "I'm leaving"status updates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Seems attention seeking, like people on facebook posting that they are leaving so everyone posts that they want them to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the wonderful world of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly mate.

If you're goikg to leave, then do so, but you don't have to announce it to the world.

Are we referring to Dr. Arseface and his cheerio thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Seems attention seeking, like people on facebook posting that they are leaving so everyone posts that they want them to stay"

TotAlly fuck off quietly why don't you

!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have separation anxiety issues, I always cry and beg them to stay...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Am I bovver'd?

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

Meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have separation anxiety issues, I always cry and beg them to stay...

Aww there there do you need a tissue and a bosom cuddle

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

the thing that makes the I'm leaving status even worse is a few days later you know your going to get a... I'm back after a break status.. like any of us give a fuck either way

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Seems attention seeking, like people on facebook posting that they are leaving so everyone posts that they want them to stay"

My only thought when i see these kind of posts is "don't let the door hit you on the arse on your way out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the wonderful world of fab

That's a jolly good picture sexyspecs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually log in just as they've left and miss who it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Seems attention seeking, like people on facebook posting that they are leaving so everyone posts that they want them to stay"

yea fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have separation anxiety issues, I always cry and beg them to stay...

Aww there there do you need a tissue and a bosom cuddle

I'd need more than one tissue if it was your bosom...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

THIS!

Maybe when they don't leave we should message them with "shouldn't you have fucked off by now?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been contemplating leaving recently,i'll probably decide whe the support thingy runs out,but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

THIS!

Maybe when they don't leave we should message them with "shouldn't you have fucked off by now?""

A lot of folk do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

THIS!

Maybe when they don't leave we should message them with "shouldn't you have fucked off by now?""

Ouch, I just fell of my chair laughing at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

John Denver started it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea its needy bullshit,,just leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yea its needy bullshit,,just leave"

cos no one cares anyway,,lol,,ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

THIS!

Maybe when they don't leave we should message them with "shouldn't you have fucked off by now?"

Ouch, I just fell of my chair laughing at this

I am either funny or a horrible person, maybe a bit of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are terrible! I for one was genuinely upset about thingy going....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are terrible! I for one was genuinely upset about thingy going.... "

Dr. Arseface?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are terrible! I for one was genuinely upset about thingy going....

Dr. Arseface?"

I dunno I was joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

THIS!

Maybe when they don't leave we should message them with "shouldn't you have fucked off by now?"

Ouch, I just fell of my chair laughing at this

I am either funny or a horrible person, maybe a bit of both"

when are you leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

THIS!

Maybe when they don't leave we should message them with "shouldn't you have fucked off by now?"

Ouch, I just fell of my chair laughing at this

I am either funny or a horrible person, maybe a bit of both"

Shit, what does that say about me, maybe I better "leave?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HERE YEEE HERE YEEEE

I'M LEAVING

Not really.

When I came off Facebook I kind of just sloped off.. now when I bump into random old acquaintances they sometimes subtly bring up whether I culled / blocked them! I tell them "yes..." Allow for an even more uncomfortable pause, then say I'm pulling their leg and explain that I was just sick of seeing pics of what old friends kids had for tea etc so I came off.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I wandered into this thread...... And now I'm leaving.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wandered into this thread...... And now I'm leaving....."

Please don't *sniff*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wandered into this thread...... And now I'm leaving....."

Fuck off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Yep but they rarely leave

THIS!

Maybe when they don't leave we should message them with "shouldn't you have fucked off by now?"

Ouch, I just fell of my chair laughing at this

I am either funny or a horrible person, maybe a bit of both

Shit, what does that say about me, maybe I better "leave?""

Like a panda?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wandered into this thread...... And now I'm leaving.....

Fuck off then"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me! "

Yaaaaay, if you were here you'd be stuck to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wandered into this thread...... And now I'm leaving.....

Fuck off then"

"Come back.. come back..." (Said all emotional like Rose in the hit 1997 film Titanic)

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"I wandered into this thread...... And now I'm leaving.....

Fuck off then"

Ahh I'm back.....

did you guys miss me .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me! "

Ah shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have separation anxiety issues, I always cry and beg them to stay...

Aww there there do you need a tissue and a bosom cuddle

Can I also have a bosom cuddle

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

What it really translated as is I need a pity shag please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me! "

Great arse, nice tits and killer lips.

You can stay!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What it really translated as is I need a pity shag please "

LOLOLOLOLOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Yaaaaay, if you were here you'd be stuck to me!

You have glue???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Ah shit.

I know! Sucks to be you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Great arse, nice tits and killer lips.

You can stay!"

Ah thank you

I'm dull as fuck though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left then can back 20mins later n lurked to read my obitury thread

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Great arse, nice tits and killer lips.

You can stay!

Ah thank you

I'm dull as fuck though.... "

Well you can't have it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually I think it says more about the people complaining about those posts to be honest.

What harm is it doing to you?

Nothing, yet you get all worked up about it and start another thread about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Yaaaaay, if you were here you'd be stuck to me!

You have glue??? "

It's sort of like glue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Yaaaaay, if you were here you'd be stuck to me!

You have glue???

It's sort of like glue...

Only stickier?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually I think it says more about the people complaining about those posts to be honest.

What harm is it doing to you?

Nothing, yet you get all worked up about it and start another thread about it.

You are confusing poking fun with being worked up.

Luckily I don't care what you think so we are all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Yaaaaay, if you were here you'd be stuck to me!

You have glue???

It's sort of like glue...

Only stickier?

Umm, err, maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me!

Ah shit.

I know! Sucks to be you haha

Haha.

By the way, I'm loving that latest picture of yours.

Should include your eyes more often in pics! Mesmerising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I think it says more about the people complaining about those posts to be honest.

What harm is it doing to you?

Nothing, yet you get all worked up about it and start another thread about it.

You are confusing poking fun with being worked up.

Luckily I don't care what you think so we are all good"

This thread is giving you the attention you so desperately want

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By *infullyNaughtyMan
over a year ago

Staines

Fuuuck I thought I was the only one. When people announce that they're fucking off the site and I'm just thinking "and stay out". Those people are the plague of the site.

I'd have a boner, then all of a sudden I see it then boom, softie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually I think it says more about the people complaining about those posts to be honest.

What harm is it doing to you?

Nothing, yet you get all worked up about it and start another thread about it.

You are confusing poking fun with being worked up.

Luckily I don't care what you think so we are all good

This thread is giving you the attention you so desperately want "

You need to get laid and relax a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I think it says more about the people complaining about those posts to be honest.

What harm is it doing to you?

Nothing, yet you get all worked up about it and start another thread about it.

You are confusing poking fun with being worked up.

Luckily I don't care what you think so we are all good

This thread is giving you the attention you so desperately want

You need to get laid and relax a little "

I wasn't the one who started a thread slagging off what other people said. So what if people start threads saying they're leaving. Doesn't bother me. Seems to annoy you. Maybe you're the one who should concentrate on what you do on here and not on what others do on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually I think it says more about the people complaining about those posts to be honest.

What harm is it doing to you?

Nothing, yet you get all worked up about it and start another thread about it.

You are confusing poking fun with being worked up.

Luckily I don't care what you think so we are all good

This thread is giving you the attention you so desperately want

You need to get laid and relax a little

Yet you're the only one here who seems worked up. The thread was to poke fun at a certain type of needy person. You came in and got your knickers in a twist. Don't like what the thread is about? Then fuck off elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else read these and think "fuck off then"

Seems attention seeking, like people on facebook posting that they are leaving so everyone posts that they want them to stay"

It could also be a chance for acquaintances to say bye or arrange to stay in contact away from fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I think it says more about the people complaining about those posts to be honest.

What harm is it doing to you?

Nothing, yet you get all worked up about it and start another thread about it.

You are confusing poking fun with being worked up.

Luckily I don't care what you think so we are all good

This thread is giving you the attention you so desperately want

You need to get laid and relax a little

Neediness can be seen in lots of different places.

To me, this thread is just as needy as those threads saying I'm leaving. I'm treating it just like you've treated those threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's too much irony on this thread for me

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Its the countdown statuses that get me, "10 days and I'm gone", "once my sub runs out I'm leaving" ect.

Its obvious they do it so they get an influx of "please stay" messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's too much irony on this thread for me

To be technically correct the only ironic thing is your use of the word irony

*waits for fab to self combust*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's too much irony on this thread for me

To be technically correct the only ironic thing is your use of the word irony

*waits for fab to self combust* "

Waaaaaahhhhh I'm melllllltingggggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irony confuses me.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its the countdown statuses that get me, "10 days and I'm gone", "once my sub runs out I'm leaving" ect.

Its obvious they do it so they get an influx of "please stay" messages "

So when you see the dreaded'IM LEAVING' threat/claim do you refuse to beg them to stay and then punch the air and shout YESSSSSS!!!'???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's too much irony on this thread for me

To be technically correct the only ironic thing is your use of the word irony

*waits for fab to self combust*

Waaaaaahhhhh I'm melllllltingggggg

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Nah I leave them to it.

99% of the time its people I don't interact with anyway but if it was then I tend to make initial contact on here then talk to them more directly via text, Kik, whatsapp so if they left I'd still be in contact with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any perks?

I'm not thinking about leaving (sorry), but could really do with a back massage.

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