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"I think those 2 are the worse presenters on tv..." *worst | |||
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"this show's on 5* at mo. the presenters are two insipid women who make sex sound dull. just watched a guy wank into a melon, that was entertaining lol! why is tv so crap ?" Im never gonna eat melon again   | |||
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"this show's on 5* at mo. the presenters are two insipid women who make sex sound dull. just watched a guy wank into a melon, that was entertaining lol! why is tv so crap ? Im never gonna eat melon again "one of my mates loved water melon now i know why  | |||
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"this show's on 5* at mo. the presenters are two insipid women who make sex sound dull. just watched a guy wank into a melon, that was entertaining lol! why is tv so crap ? Im never gonna eat melon again
one of my mates loved water melon now i know why "I ve heard of stuffed marrow but never a melon | |||
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"this show's on 5* at mo. the presenters are two insipid women who make sex sound dull. just watched a guy wank into a melon, that was entertaining lol! why is tv so crap ? Im never gonna eat melon again
one of my mates loved water melon now i know why
I ve heard of stuffed marrow but never a melon "its well known but ive never tried some guys have this thing for fruit  | |||
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"Welllll I suppose they trying to get their 5 a day  "one mate said the water melon was like woman giving him head | |||
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"Welllll I suppose they trying to get their 5 a day
one mate said the water melon was like woman giving him head " | |||
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"Welllll I suppose they trying to get their 5 a day
one mate said the water melon was like woman giving him head
"shall we save this thread for another time can have some fun with this | |||
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"I can see profiles changing as we speak... "bring own melon + condoms" " | |||
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"I can see profiles changing as we speak... "bring own melon + condoms" "right guys sex and fruit i hear water melons are flavor of the month whos tried and any other fruits | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly  "wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol "Nah to many pips | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips "but surely that could add to the fun lol | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lol"not unless you are into pain | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain "no pain no gain lmao | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmao"or grainy bits lol | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol"wonder if its sticky | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky "No not even for research purposes | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky No not even for research purposes "aww spoil sport, | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky No not even for research purposes
aww spoil sport, "I know a bloke, er, who, many years ago did try it. He, er, found it didn't quite work out as expected, er... | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky No not even for research purposes
aww spoil sport,
I know a bloke, er, who, many years ago did try it. He, er, found it didn't quite work out as expected, er... "oooo spill, i luv a good gossip lol | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky No not even for research purposes
aww spoil sport,
I know a bloke, er, who, many years ago did try it. He, er, found it didn't quite work out as expected, er...
oooo spill, i luv a good gossip lol"I...I'm told, he found it was too hard and not squishy enough. Maybe I, er, he should have bought a cheap 'oops' label one that was a bit softer to have a go with. | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky No not even for research purposes
aww spoil sport,
I know a bloke, er, who, many years ago did try it. He, er, found it didn't quite work out as expected, er...
oooo spill, i luv a good gossip lol
I...I'm told, he found it was too hard and not squishy enough. Maybe I, er, he should have bought a cheap 'oops' label one that was a bit softer to have a go with. "so did it hurt you lol | |||
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" one mate said the water melon was like woman giving him head " Has anyone ever said while being sucked "you know what, this feels just like shagging a water melon. " | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky No not even for research purposes
aww spoil sport,
I know a bloke, er, who, many years ago did try it. He, er, found it didn't quite work out as expected, er...
oooo spill, i luv a good gossip lol
I...I'm told, he found it was too hard and not squishy enough. Maybe I, er, he should have bought a cheap 'oops' label one that was a bit softer to have a go with.
so did it hurt you lol "You mean him. No, just needed an ice pick to get in. I, er, I mean he probably resorted to some baby lotion and a plastic bag in the end. | |||
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" one mate said the water melon was like woman giving him head Has anyone ever said while being sucked "you know what, this feels just like shagging a water melon. " "lmao ffs there goes more tea lol | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol
wonder if its sticky No not even for research purposes
aww spoil sport,
I know a bloke, er, who, many years ago did try it. He, er, found it didn't quite work out as expected, er...
oooo spill, i luv a good gossip lol
I...I'm told, he found it was too hard and not squishy enough. Maybe I, er, he should have bought a cheap 'oops' label one that was a bit softer to have a go with.
so did it hurt you lol
You mean him. No, just needed an ice pick to get in. I, er, I mean he probably resorted to some baby lotion and a plastic bag in the end. "ok your secret is safe with me lol | |||
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" one mate said the water melon was like woman giving him head Has anyone ever said while being sucked "you know what, this feels just like shagging a water melon. " "er....of course not, he he.. that was, sorry, would have been so embarrassing...if it had happened... | |||
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But a tip fellas....re _nvictus
make sure they are ripe | |||
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"Some will need the smaller galia melons and some the honey dew and some the fecking great big water melons
But a tip fellas....re _nvictus
make sure they are ripe "lmao that would help | |||
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"Well not fruit exactly
wonders how many men are off to shops today to buy water melons lol Nah to many pips
but surely that could add to the fun lolnot unless you are into pain
no pain no gain lmaoor grainy bits lol"Thought this said "granny bits"  | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!! "yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!! | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!!
yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!!"But you cant get that type any more. You'll be telling me next you want the bucket of maggots back as well. | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!!
yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!!
But you cant get that type any more. You'll be telling me next you want the bucket of maggots back as well. "I thought we agreed not to discuss that??? although I am happy to, but will have to tell everyone about the wooden box under the bed, and I don't think you want everyone to know about the metal filings and toenail clippings!!!!!!!! | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!!
yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!!
But you cant get that type any more. You'll be telling me next you want the bucket of maggots back as well.
I thought we agreed not to discuss that??? although I am happy to, but will have to tell everyone about the wooden box under the bed, and I don't think you want everyone to know about the metal filings and toenail clippings!!!!!!!!"...er...maybe not... ...I was VERY d*unk and the nice sailor did drop me home eventually though. | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!!
yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!!
But you cant get that type any more. You'll be telling me next you want the bucket of maggots back as well.
I thought we agreed not to discuss that??? although I am happy to, but will have to tell everyone about the wooden box under the bed, and I don't think you want everyone to know about the metal filings and toenail clippings!!!!!!!!
...er...maybe not...
...I was VERY d*unk and the nice sailor did drop me home eventually though. "now you've gone too far. It's unwritten law that we do not mention what your mum did with the spare body parts that night!!! Jeez, some people!!!!! | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!!
yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!!
But you cant get that type any more. You'll be telling me next you want the bucket of maggots back as well.
I thought we agreed not to discuss that??? although I am happy to, but will have to tell everyone about the wooden box under the bed, and I don't think you want everyone to know about the metal filings and toenail clippings!!!!!!!!
...er...maybe not...
...I was VERY d*unk and the nice sailor did drop me home eventually though.
now you've gone too far. It's unwritten law that we do not mention what your mum did with the spare body parts that night!!!
Jeez, some people!!!!!"Look, that's bodies under the bridge. We agreed to bury the hatchet in him and that was it. | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!!
yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!!
But you cant get that type any more. You'll be telling me next you want the bucket of maggots back as well.
I thought we agreed not to discuss that??? although I am happy to, but will have to tell everyone about the wooden box under the bed, and I don't think you want everyone to know about the metal filings and toenail clippings!!!!!!!!
...er...maybe not...
...I was VERY d*unk and the nice sailor did drop me home eventually though.
now you've gone too far. It's unwritten law that we do not mention what your mum did with the spare body parts that night!!!
Jeez, some people!!!!!
Look, that's bodies under the bridge. We agreed to bury the hatchet in him and that was it. "OOOOOHHHH Touchy!!!! Did i hit a nerve baby??????  | |||
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"It was a friend of mine, I swear!!
yeah, and tell him I want the lightbulbs back please!!!
But you cant get that type any more. You'll be telling me next you want the bucket of maggots back as well.
I thought we agreed not to discuss that??? although I am happy to, but will have to tell everyone about the wooden box under the bed, and I don't think you want everyone to know about the metal filings and toenail clippings!!!!!!!!
...er...maybe not...
...I was VERY d*unk and the nice sailor did drop me home eventually though.
now you've gone too far. It's unwritten law that we do not mention what your mum did with the spare body parts that night!!!
Jeez, some people!!!!!
Look, that's bodies under the bridge. We agreed to bury the hatchet in him and that was it.
OOOOOHHHH Touchy!!!! Did i hit a nerve baby?????? "I think we hit most of his judging by the screaming... | |||
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