FabSwingers.com forum: Doff hats to the ladies thread!

By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

This evening I had to open my profile to accept men!

A good friend on site had suggested a gent re a business proposition....honest m'lud

On checking local updates! I have never seen so many c..k pics and crass comments!

So! To all the ladies who have to regularly put up with this....

True gents! May I suggest you doff your hats!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Curtsys* Evening gentlemen

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Thank you, guys.

Snogs to you both xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see a couple of gent

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like seeing tons of cock pics....its like bacteria. The more exposure the less harmful they are

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Thank you, guys.

Snogs to you both xx"

Thanks! But tonight we are not worthy! Our eyes have been opened

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Thank you

*at your service Sir

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I like seeing tons of cock pics....its like bacteria. The more exposure the less harmful they are

Some bacteria are harmful, though. No matter how much exposure you get.

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Topcoat doffed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you kind Sir's

xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thank you, guys.

Snogs to you both xx

Thanks! But tonight we are not worthy! Our eyes have been opened"

When you say 'eyes' you mean the ones just above the nose and below the eye brows? (I couldn't use head as that might get confusing.)

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By *kpartystartersCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Tophat doffed even! Damn you auto carrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Topcoat doffed!"

I thought you could only doff a hat .. not a coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never look in local updates ... it's far too much of an eye opener.. and never in a good way

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I like seeing tons of cock pics....its like bacteria. The more exposure the less harmful they are

Ha! You should see the one photo of one I saw a few days ago

Cock, that is, not bacteria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*"

Linen suit too?

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Thank you, guys.

Snogs to you both xx

Thanks! But tonight we are not worthy! Our eyes have been opened

When you say 'eyes' you mean the ones just above the nose and below the eye brows? (I couldn't use head as that might get confusing.)"

Oh! Lickety....eyes are the window to the soul.... a beautiful moment plus eye contact...well it adds so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like seeing tons of cock pics....its like bacteria. The more exposure the less harmful they are

Ha! You should see the one photo of one I saw a few days ago

Cock, that is, not bacteria.

I have a friend who regularly sends me pictures that she finds here that shock her. Sometimes I wake up to quite a few...interesting....cock pics on whatsapp.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Thank you, guys.

Snogs to you both xx

Thanks! But tonight we are not worthy! Our eyes have been opened

When you say 'eyes' you mean the ones just above the nose and below the eye brows? (I couldn't use head as that might get confusing.)

Oh! Lickety....eyes are the window to the soul.... a beautiful moment plus eye contact...well it adds so much"

I avoid 'eye' contact by using a condom.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Linen suit too?"

Not tonight - I'm actually naked atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course...ladies don't have to put up with anything. If it bothers them they are perfectly capable of doing something about it...ladies aren't helpless delicate flowers.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*"

Can I fetch you a drink?

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*"

Look out for a wooden crate with a couple of bottles of wine sticking out!

May take a couple of days but should get there!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I like seeing tons of cock pics....its like bacteria. The more exposure the less harmful they are

Ha! You should see the one photo of one I saw a few days ago

Cock, that is, not bacteria.

I have a friend who regularly sends me pictures that she finds here that shock her. Sometimes I wake up to quite a few...interesting....cock pics on whatsapp.

In that case....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

* doffs ones hat to all the fairer sex *

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Look out for a wooden crate with a couple of bottles of wine sticking out!

May take a couple of days but should get there!"

How very kind...

I might need to crank up the gramophone

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Feel free to doff away but I have my looking for boxes unticked so don't get any local updates. Problem solved.

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Look out for a wooden crate with a couple of bottles of wine sticking out!

May take a couple of days but should get there!

How very kind...

I might need to crank up the gramophone "

Being on a desert island! Careful which hand you use to crank up gramophone! Be practical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tizz over other dudes just worry about yourself. Let them do their thing if it works for them don't try to make yourself look good with your phoney talking down and trash talk, the ladies can make up their own minds about dudes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Don't tizz over other dudes just worry about yourself. Let them do their thing if it works for them don't try to make yourself look good with your phoney talking down and trash talk, the ladies can make up their own minds about dudes

I never do!

Just an eyeopener this evening!

But thanks anyway. appreciated

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I tip my hat. Will that do?

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Of course JimUk...a true gent

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Look out for a wooden crate with a couple of bottles of wine sticking out!

May take a couple of days but should get there!

How very kind...

I might need to crank up the gramophone

Being on a desert island! Careful which hand you use to crank up gramophone! Be practical

Safety last

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Look out for a wooden crate with a couple of bottles of wine sticking out!

May take a couple of days but should get there!

How very kind...

I might need to crank up the gramophone

Being on a desert island! Careful which hand you use to crank up gramophone! Be practical

Safety last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This evening I had to open my profile to accept men!

A good friend on site had suggested a gent re a business proposition....honest m'lud

On checking local updates! I have never seen so many c..k pics and crass comments!

So! To all the ladies who have to regularly put up with this....

True gents! May I suggest you doff your hats!"

If you lay it on any thicker you will need a trowel

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I've changed the profile pic in honour of this thread.

It's beer o'clock in the "yookay" household...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

Deal

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"This evening I had to open my profile to accept men!

A good friend on site had suggested a gent re a business proposition....honest m'lud

On checking local updates! I have never seen so many c..k pics and crass comments!

So! To all the ladies who have to regularly put up with this....

True gents! May I suggest you doff your hats!

If you lay it on any thicker you will need a trowel

I was really amazed though! Absolutely no style or respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never look in local updates ... it's far too much of an eye opener.. and never in a good way

I don't either, puts me off my porridge

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I never look in local updates ... it's far too much of an eye opener.. and never in a good way

I don't either, puts me off my porridge

Good idea Roxi...the other option is eating your porridge blindfiolded...not a good idea!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

Deal

*puts a disk on the gramophone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

Deal

*puts a disk on the gramophone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

Jeez! Starts off as as a 'doff hats to the ladies' thread and Joe gets set up on an island, waiting for drinks and ladies!

What a tart!!!

Doffs hat!

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By *alacious RedWoman
over a year ago

croydon

"This evening I had to open my profile to accept men!

A good friend on site had suggested a gent re a business proposition....honest m'lud

On checking local updates! I have never seen so many c..k pics and crass comments!

So! To all the ladies who have to regularly put up with this.... Ahhh brains!

True gents! May I suggest you doff your hats!

If you lay it on any thicker you will need a trowel

I was really amazed though! Absolutely no style or respect

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

Deal

*puts a disk on the gramophone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

Jeez! Starts off as as a 'doff hats to the ladies' thread and Joe gets set up on an island, waiting for drinks and ladies!

What a tart!!!

Doffs hat!

"I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go, I smoke my cigarette with style."

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

Deal

*puts a disk on the gramophone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

Jeez! Starts off as as a 'doff hats to the ladies' thread and Joe gets set up on an island, waiting for drinks and ladies!

What a tart!!!

Doffs hat!

"I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go, I smoke my cigarette with style."

I prefer "Oh my GOD".....

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

Deal

*puts a disk on the gramophone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

Jeez! Starts off as as a 'doff hats to the ladies' thread and Joe gets set up on an island, waiting for drinks and ladies!

What a tart!!!

Doffs hat!

"I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go, I smoke my cigarette with style."

Boom boom

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, what needs to happen to get you all to tug your forelocks?

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By *eliz Nelson OP Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"OP, what needs to happen to get you all to tug your forelocks?

For me! Hair restorer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*adjusts Panama and settles on his desert island*

Can I fetch you a drink?

Oh please, mine's a White Russian. Heavy on the vodka, light on the Kahlua.

Thanks

Nice choice!

Care to join me?

Where can I sit?

I'll have the slaves set up another deckchair

Deal

*puts a disk on the gramophone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74

Ahhhh I'm listening to this while lay in bed

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