FabSwingers.com forum: I can confirm.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So having seen and experienced them first hand I can confirm that 2 things I heard in songs on the radio today are not fact true.

1. Stacey's mom most definitely does have it going on

2. Annie is OK

What can you confirm as being true for us??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*are in fact true. Bloody typos!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The last train to Clarkesville has been cancelled due to strike action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*are in fact true. Bloody typos!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Jean definitely is not my lover

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Billy is definately a hero.Miss

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"So having seen and experienced them first hand I can confirm that 2 things I heard in songs on the radio today are not fact true.

1. Stacey's mom most definitely does have it going on

2. Annie is OK

What can you confirm as being true for us??"

you do in fact wish your girlfriend was hot like me

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The old dough was indeed mouldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they rocked around the clock the clock carried on and so did they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daddy is an alchoholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoshimi won the battle with the pink robots

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"My daddy is an alchoholic"

do you know you have his eyes tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a weirdo and a creep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses

And all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty

Together again.

All was true am told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daddy is an alchoholic

do you know you have his eyes tho

I do *hangs head*

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We were, at one point, halfway there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really does always rain on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My big mouth strikes again and i do know a little how joan of ark felt. (The naked horse bit anyway)

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Im a weirdo and a creep

But you're so very special

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I know this bitch,she lives down on Melrose and she ain't satisfied without no pain

So says Axl Rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a weirdo and a creep

But you're so very special

"
Your good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.

True

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

there is nothing going on but the rent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun always shines on my tv.

Unless I draw the curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The doggy in the window was £150.

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Valerie did indeed come over. She had a brew, an Empire biscuit and a fag and left again

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I know a friend in needs a friend indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im cold and i am shamed lying naked on the floor...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I definitely want to ride your disco stick

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Im cold and i am shamed lying naked on the floor..."

illusions never change though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed "

But a friend with is better

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That little shit on the side of the motorway who says his mummy or daddy works here is fucking lying because no fuckers worked there since they put the sodding cones there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im cold and i am shamed lying naked on the floor...

illusions never change though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat bottomed girls do in fact make the rock in' world go around!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed

But a friend with is better

Wow

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"That little shit on the side of the motorway who says his mummy or daddy works here is fucking lying because no fuckers worked there since they put the sodding cones there

would that be the highway or road to hell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a cider drinker, I drinks it all of the day.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed

But a friend with is better

A friend with breasts and all the rest , a friend whos dressed in leather ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ernie did drive the fastest milk cart in the west

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"That little shit on the side of the motorway who says his mummy or daddy works here is fucking lying because no fuckers worked there since they put the sodding cones there

would that be the highway or road to hell?"

In the morning I can pretty much garentee hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed

But a friend with is better

A friend with breasts and all the rest , a friend whos dressed in leather ?

Well shes pressed she will undress and then shes boxing clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed

But a friend with is better

Wow

Its a song lol. That stuff is gross lol xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed

But a friend with is better

Wow

Its a song lol. That stuff is gross lol xx"

And all these years I thought it was grass

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

the first cut is always the deepest and bloody stings too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed

But a friend with is better

Wow

Its a song lol. That stuff is gross lol xx

And all these years I thought it was grass

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I know from looking through my friends red box of memories that the drugs dont work and I'm a lucky man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They definately dont allow rappers in the bullingdon club

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"My big mouth strikes again and i do know a little how joan of ark felt. (The naked horse bit anyway)

Was that as the flames rose to your roman nose and your hearing aid started to melt ?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I know from looking through my friends red box of memories that the drugs dont work and I'm a lucky man

Enough with the verveble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My big mouth strikes again and i do know a little how joan of ark felt. (The naked horse bit anyway)

Was that as the flames rose to your roman nose and your hearing aid started to melt ?"

Lol nah thats later it still playing

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"I know from looking through my friends red box of memories that the drugs dont work and I'm a lucky man

Enough with the verveble

No change , i cant change , i cant change i cant change

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"My big mouth strikes again and i do know a little how joan of ark felt. (The naked horse bit anyway)

Was that as the flames rose to your roman nose and your hearing aid started to melt ?

Lol nah thats later it still playing

Oh well ...What difference does it make

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I know from looking through my friends red box of memories that the drugs dont work and I'm a lucky man

Enough with the verveble

No change , i cant change , i cant change i cant change

In that case the drugs definitely do work

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

It is absolutely fine to come as you are. Nobody minds what you are wearing.

In fact, clothes may get lost, knowing you kinky lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is 30 and flirty. Definately the age a girl gets really dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw it with my own eyes, the red car and the blue car really did have a race and red really was just stuffing his face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It really does always rain on me

Did you cry when you were 17?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wyclef will be gone for another 3 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is 30 and flirty. Definately the age a girl gets really dirty

Me in 2 months

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Shep really was a dog

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Two out of three ain't bad

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Pappa wasn't a rolling stone, he was a printer from Brixton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bitch , I'm a lover , I'm a child, I'm A mother ,I'm a sinner ,I'm a saint ......I do not feel ashamd.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses

And all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty

Together again.

All was true am told

No apparently (as my 3 yr olds have educated me to the fact) there's now an happy ending for hungry dumpy because;

Along came some paint brushes and glue

And they stick him together like new

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Two out of three ain't bad

Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Two out of three ain't bad

Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light

I used the light if the silverryyy moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two out of three ain't bad

Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light

I used the light if the silverryyy moon

And then gone when the morning comes.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Two out of three ain't bad

Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light

I used the light if the silverryyy moon

And then gone when the morning comes.

You took the words right out of my mouth

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Two out of three ain't bad

Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light

I used the light if the silverryyy moon

And then gone when the morning comes.

You took the words right out of my mouth

It must of been while you were kissing me

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

why yes, that IS the way to Amarillo.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can confirm when I saw her face I was a believer, there was not a trace of doubt in my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two out of three ain't bad

Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light

I used the light if the silverryyy moon

And then gone when the morning comes.

You took the words right out of my mouth

It must of been while you were kissing me

For coming to my room when you know I'm alone

For finding me a highway and for driving me home

For that I serve you

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I can confirm that you can have anything you want, but you'd better not take it from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I will do anything, but I won't do THAT!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

That it's not what you do it's the way that you do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There really is a guy who works down the chip shop and thinks he's Elvis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the one and only!!

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By *oyle_45Man
over a year ago

Worthing

Gordon is most definitely a person of moronic disposition

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By *RACIE...Woman
over a year ago

worcester

"I wanna have sex on the beach

Come on move your body

Sex on the beach

I wanna have sex on the beach

Come on there's a party"

True.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm that I know I'm gonna lose, cause gambling's for fools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the squally rain currently battering my bedroom window, I can confirm that the sun only shines on tv.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

When the vengabus finally arrives (lousy service!) Everyone on it will be jumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catholic girls do indeed start too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm that it is seven hours and fifteen days since you took your love away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did start the fire

It wasn't always burning

Since the world's been turning

We did start the fire

Yep we did light it

Nope we didn't try to fight it

(How else do you have a BBQ

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can also confirm that, para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia.

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Amarillo was the other way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody does indeed need a bosom for a pillow.

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

We did in fact twist last summer

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By *ustthe2ofusXXXCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Just for the record I " didn't cum on Eileen "

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed "

A friend with breasts & all the rest Mmm a friend who's dressed in leather

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

The weasel didn't pop, it just kinda fell over dead

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can confirm it's not all about the bass

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Last night a DJ saved my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the one and only!!"

Nobody I'd rather be

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

I AM an Embarassment

And I am most definitely not Annie's Daddy

Mr G

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

I did indeed walk through the desert on a horse with no name. I later found out he was called eric. He thinks I'm an ignorant prick now for ignoring him.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I can confirm that nice and sleazy does it, does it, does it, does it every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a brand new combine harvester and there is nowhere to have a pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon, and broke her fucking leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can confirm

I'm in love with a man nearly twice my age xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis,

This however is categorically untrue since both chipshops are owned by and employ Ethnic minorities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Ernie did drive the fastest milk cart in the west

"
but his cream was curdled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rain in Wales is never bloody purple rain but it's always bloody wet

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

I can confirm they did smell of pubs, and Wormwood Scrubs and too many right wing meetings

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My old man was a dustman, he wore cor blimey trousers and he lived in a council flat.

Oh and his chewing gum did lose its flavour on the bed post overnight!

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