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"It's like a cult in here "Is there some kind of initiation to get in ? MrsSB | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in "With knitter? Hell yes MrsSB | |||
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"Hi beautiful. I've got hubby out for you lot. How about some sangria? MrsSB "Ohhhh nice | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear..." **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out | |||
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"It's like a cult in here "Its more a club all welcome | |||
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"It's like a cult in here
Is there some kind of initiation to get in ?
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"Ooo yes squeezey boobie Knitter hugs  yum."Nipple kisses too they are like eskimo kisses but better  | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear..." Come and join me in the grumpy corner. | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in "Hey none of that dirty talk | |||
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"*sneezes* Bloody fairy dust "Ohhh bless you. Squeezy hugs nice boobie btw | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in
With knitter? Hell yes
MrsSB "What I have to fuck everyone  | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out* "Hey hey get back here | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in
With knitter? Hell yes
MrsSB
What I have to fuck everyone "Yeah. Sorry
MrsSB
PS i will help with the ladies, you can have the guys | |||
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"Iv got some fairy dust stashed away "Welcome welcome no such thing as too much fairy dust | |||
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"Yay! A pretty place, sparkly sunshine hugs everyone " does a happy dance with a little wiggle | |||
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"Ooo yes squeezey boobie Knitter hugs yum.
Nipple kisses too they are like eskimo kisses but better "*Fans self rather briskly*  | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... Come and join me in the grumpy corner. " **throws handfuls of fairy dust at quietly** | |||
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"Boobie hugs all round. I'm still finding glitter from the weekend "Ohhh glittery boobie hugs yahhhhhh | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... Come and join me in the grumpy corner. " I'm not grumpy really just a bit out of sorts,but I'll join you no being grumpy though I don't want grumpy | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in
With knitter? Hell yes
MrsSB
What I have to fuck everyone
Yeah. Sorry
MrsSB
PS i will help with the ladies, you can have the guys "Blimey that sounds tiring. I want sime ladies too | |||
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"Ooo yes squeezey boobie Knitter hugs yum.
Nipple kisses too they are like eskimo kisses but better
*Fans self rather briskly* "No need to be shy  | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl." Let him touch your butt, pretty please knitter! I'd love to see the hatter twirl | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl." Of course we have tea  amd cookies and yes you can of course touch my bottom | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out "A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please  | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... Come and join me in the grumpy corner. I'm not grumpy really just a bit out of sorts,but I'll join you no being grumpy though I don't want grumpy" Hey pretty lady big huggles | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in
With knitter? Hell yes
MrsSB
What I have to fuck everyone
Yeah. Sorry
MrsSB
PS i will help with the ladies, you can have the guys
Blimey that sounds tiring. I want sime ladies too "But worth it. We will share | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl. Let him touch your butt, pretty please knitter! I'd love to see the hatter twirl "Of course | |||
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Hey hey get back here "You rang? | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out
A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please "Okay no fairy dust how about a cookie ? | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in
With knitter? Hell yes
MrsSB
What I have to fuck everyone
Yeah. Sorry
MrsSB
PS i will help with the ladies, you can have the guys
Blimey that sounds tiring. I want sime ladies too
But worth it. We will share "Okay lets get started | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl. Of course we have tea amd cookies and yes you can of course touch my bottom "Awesome. *twirls and twirls and twirls.* | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang? "Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl. Let him touch your butt, pretty please knitter! I'd love to see the hatter twirl "Is that just to see the way my hair floats around me as I do. | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl. Of course we have tea amd cookies and yes you can of course touch my bottom
Awesome. *twirls and twirls and twirls.*
"Now do a little fist pumping happy dance and this is a partyyyyyyyyy | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in
With knitter? Hell yes
MrsSB
What I have to fuck everyone
Yeah. Sorry
MrsSB
PS i will help with the ladies, you can have the guys
Blimey that sounds tiring. I want sime ladies too
But worth it. We will share
Okay lets get started "Ooo, Ooo, me first. | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl. Of course we have tea amd cookies and yes you can of course touch my bottom
Awesome. *twirls and twirls and twirls.*
"Yay! *giggles and passes the hatter an arm to steady himself on*. Tea? | |||
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"I'm all happy and smiley , in fact might nip out for an hour or two . Mini skirt weather me thinks . Jo x" | |||
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"I will take elcee, Vara and shy brunette "WOOHOO! Now, this is a party | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl. Of course we have tea amd cookies and yes you can of course touch my bottom
Awesome. *twirls and twirls and twirls.*
Now do a little fist pumping happy dance and this is a partyyyyyyyyy"*twirls and does fist pump, bottom wiggle, happy dance* | |||
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"Yeah you have to have a fuck before your allowed in
With knitter? Hell yes
MrsSB
What I have to fuck everyone
Yeah. Sorry
MrsSB
PS i will help with the ladies, you can have the guys
Blimey that sounds tiring. I want sime ladies too
But worth it. We will share
Okay lets get started
Ooo, Ooo, me first." | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages "Ive been doing a stint with mi5  . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough* | |||
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"I will take elcee, Vara and shy brunette "Hey greedy | |||
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"Is there tea? And can I touch your butt? If there is both of these things i may even twirl. Of course we have tea amd cookies and yes you can of course touch my bottom
Awesome. *twirls and twirls and twirls.*
Yay! *giggles and passes the hatter an arm to steady himself on*. Tea?"Aww, why thank you. Tea would be lovely. | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough* "You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles | |||
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"I tried my first ever Lush bath bomb a few weeks ago. It was indeed lush. Glitter everywhere though. Sparkly enough? "Please roll around in glitter and report directly to the bedroom for inspection | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out
A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please
Okay no fairy dust how about a cookie ?"I'd prefer trifle please I don't know why I just fancy something sloppy rather than something hard  | |||
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"I will take elcee, Vara and shy brunette
Hey greedy "What?!  | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out
A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please
Okay no fairy dust how about a cookie ?
I'd prefer trifle please I don't know why I just fancy something sloppy rather than something hard "What flavour Jelly? | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles "Men...meh. You had me at coffee | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out
A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please
Okay no fairy dust how about a cookie ?
I'd prefer trifle please I don't know why I just fancy something sloppy rather than something hard
What flavour Jelly?"Good old strawberry please | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles
Men...meh. You had me at coffee "We have better toys too I mean gadgets | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles
Men...meh. You had me at coffee
We have better toys too I mean gadgets "Toys | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out
A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please
Okay no fairy dust how about a cookie ?
I'd prefer trifle please I don't know why I just fancy something sloppy rather than something hard
What flavour Jelly?
Good old strawberry please"Strawberry Triffle and a cuddle | |||
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"I only have confetti - 40 or wedding related " Yeahhh throw it all in and come give me a hug
**wonders if anyone has a pinata** | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles
Men...meh. You had me at coffee
We have better toys too I mean gadgets
Toys " | |||
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"Got any energising dust? My get up and go just got up and left!" Well tell him to.come back and join the party | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out
A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please
Okay no fairy dust how about a cookie ?
I'd prefer trifle please I don't know why I just fancy something sloppy rather than something hard
What flavour Jelly?
Good old strawberry please Strawberry Triffle and a cuddle "Thankyou | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles
Men...meh. You had me at coffee
We have better toys too I mean gadgets
Toys "Gadgets ladies, please you know im a geek at heart  | |||
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"I can't I don't feel happy and sparkly so I'll disappear... **approaches the pretty lady with caution fairy dust hidden behind back** Come on lets hug it out
A hug would be nice no fairy dust though please
Okay no fairy dust how about a cookie ?
I'd prefer trifle please I don't know why I just fancy something sloppy rather than something hard
What flavour Jelly?
Good old strawberry please Strawberry Triffle and a cuddle
Thankyou" | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles
Men...meh. You had me at coffee
We have better toys too I mean gadgets
Toys
Gadgets ladies, please you know im a geek at heart "Yes yes wizzy gadget thingys | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles
Men...meh. You had me at coffee
We have better toys too I mean gadgets
Toys
Gadgets ladies, please you know im a geek at heart
Yes yes wizzy gadget thingys "Oh dear god woman! Tech is serious, next you will call gaming 'just a bit of fun'...i should text you under my wing/duvet | |||
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Miss knitter I fear it may be too late xxxxx Suzi | |||
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"Hello All Please add your lovely happy sparkly contributions here. Lots of squeezy hugs and Knitter kisses for everyone "My tongue, my pee and my pooh are no longer blue...... So after 6 weeks of sick I'm back to work next week.
Everyone's had their tea, right? | |||
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"  "Hope that's not aimed at moi, young man lol..... Suzi | |||
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"Sorry i was choking on some fizzy pink sparkling fairy dust "You'll be fine - I'm a first aider | |||
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"*Throws in some pretty pink and white quarterfoil and flys out*
Hey hey get back here
You rang?
Hello beautiful dont go running off again I havent seen you for ages and ages
Ive been doing a stint with mi5 . My minion fools everyone muahahaha *cough*
You really sound join me at MI6 the coffee and men are much better and you clock up great air miles
Men...meh. You had me at coffee
We have better toys too I mean gadgets
Toys
Gadgets ladies, please you know im a geek at heart
Yes yes wizzy gadget thingys
Oh dear god woman! Tech is serious, next you will call gaming 'just a bit of fun'...i should text you under my wing/duvet "Yes yes take me under the duvet and show me your gadgets | |||
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"My halo slipped rather badly at the weekend. The naughty devil took me over. Can some sparkly fairy dust save my soul Miss knitter I fear it may be too late xxxxx Suzi "Hmmmm I'll have to really rub it in especially on your boobs cause they are near the soul | |||
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"Hello All Please add your lovely happy sparkly contributions here. Lots of squeezy hugs and Knitter kisses for everyone
My tongue, my pee and my pooh are no longer blue......
So after 6 weeks of sick I'm back to work next week.
Everyone's had their tea, right? "TMI but I still wuv you | |||
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Hope that's not aimed at moi, young man lol..... Suzi "Nah je is.alergic to fairy dust the wee wipper | |||
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"Ooops....wrong thread....as you were "Hey get that sexy bottom over here and have a seat | |||
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"Sorry i was choking on some fizzy pink sparkling fairy dust "Here have some lemonade it helps | |||
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"Zips in, in my new car (Safely) and does the parallel park manoeuvre like a boss. Toot toot, beep beep. "Ohh fancy wheels can you take me for a spin can I beep the horn pleaseeeeeeee | |||
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"*-...-*•*-...-*•*-...-* Angel dust *-...-*•*-...-*•*-...-*" Ahhhhh hello my beautiful friend angel dust and fairy dusy now we are rolling | |||
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"Sorry i was choking on some fizzy pink sparkling fairy dust
You'll be fine - I'm a first aider "pretty and talented | |||
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"I've never heard it called 'fairy dust' before "Thats what all the fairies call it . Btw I think you are adorable like a kitten | |||
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"Glittery twirls i can do. If it has to be fairy dust can i borrow some please im all out "Ohhhh glitter twirls  | |||
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"*-...-*•*-...-*•*-...-* Angel dust *-...-*•*-...-*•*-...-* Ahhhhh hello my beautiful friend angel dust and fairy dusy now we are rolling "As soon as I saw the title to this thread I knew it was the beautiful knitter | |||
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"What have we told you about that stuff? Gets fucking everywhere! And the fairies are annoying little shits" Hey be nice I cleaned it all up when I took care of the underworld for you that time and all the demons are almost back to normal. Ha and the dragons adore me | |||
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"Ms knitter any other bifemale that you want me to help you with? MrsSB "Next one is mine greedy girl
You can have some of the men folk | |||
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"Can I just throw my glitter around? " Is it pink and really really sparkly? | |||
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"*-...-*•*-...-*•*-...-* Angel dust *-...-*•*-...-*•*-...-* Ahhhhh hello my beautiful friend angel dust and fairy dusy now we are rolling
As soon as I saw the title to this thread I knew it was the beautiful knitter "
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"Ms knitter any other bifemale that you want me to help you with? MrsSB
Next one is mine greedy girl
You can have some of the men folk "Men . Me? What ?
No. The straight women can have the men. Except joe. I want joe
MrsSB | |||
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"Ms knitter any other bifemale that you want me to help you with? MrsSB
Next one is mine greedy girl
You can have some of the men folk
Men . Me? What ?
No. The straight women can have the men. Except joe. I want joe
MrsSB "Fine you can Joe as soon as I have finished with him. I have him tied to the bed so he won't be going anywhere | |||
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"Zips in, in my new car (Safely) and does the parallel park manoeuvre like a boss. Toot toot, beep beep.
Ohh fancy wheels can you take me for a spin can I beep the horn pleaseeeeeeee "Of course, it's only polite after all. Yes beep away | |||
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"Ms knitter any other bifemale that you want me to help you with? MrsSB
Next one is mine greedy girl
You can have some of the men folk
Men . Me? What ?
No. The straight women can have the men. Except joe. I want joe
MrsSB
Fine you can Joe as soon as I have finished with him. I have him tied to the bed so he won't be going anywhere "He's a rascal. Mmmm. Keep him tied up for me | |||
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"Glittery twirls i can do. If it has to be fairy dust can i borrow some please im all out
Ohhhh glitter twirls "*twirls and twirls and twirls* feeling dizzy now maybe that was a bit too much | |||
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"Zips in, in my new car (Safely) and does the parallel park manoeuvre like a boss. Toot toot, beep beep.
Ohh fancy wheels can you take me for a spin can I beep the horn pleaseeeeeeee
Of course, it's only polite after all. Yes beep away "**does a happy dance and a bottom wiggle** Thank you beautiful ohhh its shiny | |||
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"Ms knitter any other bifemale that you want me to help you with? MrsSB
Next one is mine greedy girl
You can have some of the men folk
Men . Me? What ?
No. The straight women can have the men. Except joe. I want joe
MrsSB
Fine you can Joe as soon as I have finished with him. I have him tied to the bed so he won't be going anywhere
He's a rascal. Mmmm. Keep him tied up for me "Hurry he is very wriggly | |||
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"Glittery twirls i can do. If it has to be fairy dust can i borrow some please im all out
Ohhhh glitter twirls
*twirls and twirls and twirls*
feeling dizzy now maybe that was a bit too much "Its okay sweet you kinda have to build up to it. Would you rather do some bottom wiggling instead | |||
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"Glittery twirls i can do. If it has to be fairy dust can i borrow some please im all out
Ohhhh glitter twirls
*twirls and twirls and twirls*
feeling dizzy now maybe that was a bit too much
Its okay sweet you kinda have to build up to it. Would you rather do some bottom wiggling instead "Glitter showers as we dance, shake and wiggle | |||
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"What have we told you about that stuff? Gets fucking everywhere! And the fairies are annoying little shits Hey be nice I cleaned it all up when I took care of the underworld for you that time and all the demons are almost back to normal. Ha and the dragons adore me "Almost?... ALMOST! Have you seen what La Oscuridad did before he calmed down? | |||
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"Glittery twirls i can do. If it has to be fairy dust can i borrow some please im all out
Ohhhh glitter twirls
*twirls and twirls and twirls*
feeling dizzy now maybe that was a bit too much
Its okay sweet you kinda have to build up to it. Would you rather do some bottom wiggling instead
Glitter showers as we dance, shake and wiggle "My kinda girl | |||
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"What have we told you about that stuff? Gets fucking everywhere! And the fairies are annoying little shits Hey be nice I cleaned it all up when I took care of the underworld for you that time and all the demons are almost back to normal. Ha and the dragons adore me
Almost?...
ALMOST!
Have you seen what La Oscuridad did before he calmed down? "Ah come on you have to admit the demons sound super cute when they giggle
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"Knitter i think you are getting carried away .
Nah you wanna kiss me "Yea i can deal with that | |||
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"What have we told you about that stuff? Gets fucking everywhere! And the fairies are annoying little shits Hey be nice I cleaned it all up when I took care of the underworld for you that time and all the demons are almost back to normal. Ha and the dragons adore me
Almost?...
ALMOST!
Have you seen what La Oscuridad did before he calmed down?
Ah come on you have to admit the demons sound super cute when they giggle
As for La Oscuridad he needed to get it out of his system "Cute? I take it you're arranging to replace every single piece of glass that shattered? | |||
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"Hello All Please add your lovely happy sparkly contributions here. Lots of squeezy hugs and Knitter kisses for everyone
My tongue, my pee and my pooh are no longer blue......
So after 6 weeks of sick I'm back to work next week.
Everyone's had their tea, right?
TMI but I still wuv you "Phew..... | |||
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Nah you wanna kiss me
Yea i can deal with that"Well pucker up handsome but keep your hands above the waist | |||
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"Knitter i think you are getting carried away .
Nah you wanna kiss me
Yea i can deal with that
Well pucker up handsome but keep your hands above the waist "I have the perfect idea | |||
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"What have we told you about that stuff? Gets fucking everywhere! And the fairies are annoying little shits Hey be nice I cleaned it all up when I took care of the underworld for you that time and all the demons are almost back to normal. Ha and the dragons adore me
Almost?...
ALMOST!
Have you seen what La Oscuridad did before he calmed down?
Ah come on you have to admit the demons sound super cute when they giggle
As for La Oscuridad he needed to get it out of his system
Cute? I take it you're arranging to replace every single piece of glass that shattered?"Ummm well yes of course but where am I.supposed to get all that fancy crystal from exactly especially with the gold trim | |||
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"Hello All Please add your lovely happy sparkly contributions here. Lots of squeezy hugs and Knitter kisses for everyone
My tongue, my pee and my pooh are no longer blue......
So after 6 weeks of sick I'm back to work next week.
Everyone's had their tea, right?
TMI but I still wuv you
Phew..... "Mwah | |||
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"I wonder how I thought this would be you? "Hmmmmmm well I dunno there are loads of happy sparkly peeps around | |||
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"Knitter i think you are getting carried away .
Nah you wanna kiss me
Yea i can deal with that
Well pucker up handsome but keep your hands above the waist
I have the perfect idea "You're not turning me upside down again Liam I was dizzy for a week last time | |||
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"I'm short of fairy dust but I think I may have to rustle up some glittery brownies and lots of ribbon "Yeahhhh not funny brownies though | |||
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"*foot tapping* Stood in line waiting to kiss Ms knitters nipples "Hello newbie we start with a knitter kiss and a cuddle and go from there | |||
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"I'm short of fairy dust but I think I may have to rustle up some glittery brownies and lots of ribbon
Yeahhhh not funny brownies though "As if | |||
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"I'm short of fairy dust but I think I may have to rustle up some glittery brownies and lots of ribbon
Yeahhhh not funny brownies though
As if "Can you bake cookies too? | |||
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"*foot tapping* Stood in line waiting to kiss Ms knitters nipples
Hello newbie we start with a knitter kiss and a cuddle and go from there "Looking forward to it | |||
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"What have we told you about that stuff? Gets fucking everywhere! And the fairies are annoying little shits Hey be nice I cleaned it all up when I took care of the underworld for you that time and all the demons are almost back to normal. Ha and the dragons adore me
Almost?...
ALMOST!
Have you seen what La Oscuridad did before he calmed down?
Ah come on you have to admit the demons sound super cute when they giggle
As for La Oscuridad he needed to get it out of his system
37th cave on the left
Through the iron portal
9th on the right (mind the Golum)
Down 126 steps
Right
Right
2nd left
4th right
Up two flights
Ask for Sid
Explain to him what you did
Cute? I take it you're arranging to replace every single piece of glass that shattered?
Ummm well yes of course but where am I.supposed to get all that fancy crystal from exactly especially with the gold trim " | |||
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"*foot tapping* Stood in line waiting to kiss Ms knitters nipples
Hello newbie we start with a knitter kiss and a cuddle and go from there
Looking forward to it "Pucker up | |||
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"What have we told you about that stuff? Gets fucking everywhere! And the fairies are annoying little shits Hey be nice I cleaned it all up when I took care of the underworld for you that time and all the demons are almost back to normal. Ha and the dragons adore me
Almost?...
ALMOST!
Have you seen what La Oscuridad did before he calmed down?
Ah come on you have to admit the demons sound super cute when they giggle
As for La Oscuridad he needed to get it out of his system
37th cave on the left
Through the iron portal
9th on the right (mind the Golum)
Down 126 steps
Right
Right
2nd left
4th right
Up two flights
Ask for Sid
Explain to him what you did
Cute? I take it you're arranging to replace every single piece of glass that shattered?
Ummm well yes of course but where am I.supposed to get all that fancy crystal from exactly especially with the gold trim "Right okay Sid does he cut the glass himself. Do you have a map? What currency should I bring? Does he organise delivery cause I dont want to have to carry it back through the portal it makes me dizzy and all those steps have you thought abot putting in a lift or even a hand rail? | |||
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"He delivers All cut using the eye teeth of those eternally bound to the depths of hell. You did know there are levels below those of Hell itself didn't you?" Yah I know I was lost down there for days once remember those in the levels below don't like songs from Disney movies
You didnt say what currency I should bring and btw I am not bartering with bloody souls | |||
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"I'm short of fairy dust but I think I may have to rustle up some glittery brownies and lots of ribbon
Yeahhhh not funny brownies though
As if
Can you bake cookies too?"I can, we should have a bakeathon and then take them to the next tea party | |||
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"I'm short of fairy dust but I think I may have to rustle up some glittery brownies and lots of ribbon
Yeahhhh not funny brownies though
As if
Can you bake cookies too?
I can, we should have a bakeathon and then take them to the next tea party "Ummm I cant actually bake but I could be the judge | |||
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"I'm short of fairy dust but I think I may have to rustle up some glittery brownies and lots of ribbon
Yeahhhh not funny brownies though
As if
Can you bake cookies too?
I can, we should have a bakeathon and then take them to the next tea party "Ummm I cant actually bake but I could be the judge | |||
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"Can I just throw my glitter around? Is it pink and really really sparkly?" Sorry, I passed out in my dizzy place from all the twirling & my glitter is all colours of the rainbow. ;I could never restrict myself to just one colour.) | |||
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"Can I just throw my glitter around? Is it pink and really really sparkly? Sorry, I passed out in my dizzy place from all the twirling & my glitter is all colours of the rainbow. ;I could never restrict myself to just one colour.) "Ohhhhh a rainbow of glitter now that does sound like fun | |||
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Yeahhhh not funny brownies though
As if
Can you bake cookies too?
I can, we should have a bakeathon and then take them to the next tea party
Ummm I cant actually bake but I could be the judge "Sorted | |||
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