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"why did the chicken really cross the road? " I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. | |||
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. " Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time? | |||
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!" how very rude of that person | |||
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time?" maybe a Zebra crossing | |||
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. " Its a red herring, bought about by the lightbulb industry as a distraction to lead us away from how often and by how many people lightbulbs are changed | |||
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work! how very rude of that person" It had"my trifle" wrote on it very clearly in red marker...bastards | |||
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time?" Exactly, if it wants to cross the road then it can, does it even need a reason? | |||
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work! how very rude of that person It had"my trifle" wrote on it very clearly in red marker...bastards" That's spooky, tbhsts what I'd of written on it | |||
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. Its a red herring, bought about by the lightbulb industry as a distraction to lead us away from how often and by how many people lightbulbs are changed " | |||
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time? maybe a Zebra crossing " Very good. | |||
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"How fast does a zebra have to run so it looks grey?" 78.4 mph apparently | |||
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time? Exactly, if it wants to cross the road then it can, does it even need a reason?" Was it trying to evade the pervert? | |||
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!" I had hoped that you wouldn't notice | |||
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!" Sorry, couldnt resist... but it wasn't as good as it looked, so I sort of saved you the disappointment | |||
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"I'm 38 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out What is the way to get to Sesame Street Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed Why "abbreviation "is such a long word Why is dyslexia so hard to spell What is the way to Amarillo Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet washing liquid is made with real lemons Why do you have to "put your two pence in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs What is Victoria's secret What unanswered questions do you have?" What will my future hold for me!? | |||
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work! I had hoped that you wouldn't notice " Ahhhh that was you in the distance with the stetson and the red knickers | |||
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"Why does a genie only grant 3 wishes!?" But if you make your first wish that they grant you 34 wishes then you can have 33 | |||
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"what did come first the chicken or the egg?" It was the egg, but it was on the wrong side of the road | |||
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"what did come first the chicken or the egg? It was the egg, but it was on the wrong side of the road " | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous" I can't answer, I can't answer that | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous I can't answer, I can't answer that" Well done | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous I can't answer, I can't answer that Well done " | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous" As soon as I find out I'll tell you why I'm only a legend in my own lunchtime | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous As soon as I find out I'll tell you why I'm only a legend in my own lunchtime " I think you will find its spelled Leg- End! | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous I can't answer, I can't answer that Well done " | |||
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"Who was soft Mick and happy Larry " Yes,and why on earth would i want to turn a blind eye? I wouldnt know how! | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous As soon as I find out I'll tell you why I'm only a legend in my own lunchtime I think you will find its spelled Leg- End! " Why do some women want their arse spanked rather too hard | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous As soon as I find out I'll tell you why I'm only a legend in my own lunchtime I think you will find its spelled Leg- End! Why do some women want their arse spanked rather too hard " because it keeps the bum warm | |||
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"I'm 38 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out What is the way to get to Sesame Street Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed Why "abbreviation "is such a long word Why is dyslexia so hard to spell What is the way to Amarillo Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet washing liquid is made with real lemons Why do you have to "put your two pence in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs What is Victoria's secret What unanswered questions do you have?" Dora does now! She's all grown up and the map has been replaced with map app! | |||
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"Exactly how many grains of sand are there on the beach? Xxx" Which beach? | |||
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting " I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol) your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in..... | |||
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol) your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in....." Damn im going to have to google this now | |||
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol) your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in..... Damn im going to have to google this now" Makes sense though, I think it does anyway! | |||
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol) your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in..... Damn im going to have to google this now Makes sense though, I think it does anyway!" spicy food is designed to not be appealing to most normal animals - birds don't feel the spice. birds are great at eating seeds and shitting them out elsewhere - ideally as far away as possible so there's no local competition. most other animals won't stray far enough from the plant the seeds came from humans, being the strange creatures we are, eat spicy foods because we're all crazy nutjobs at least that's my theory - i've never seen birds fly about demanding water and sweating profusely... | |||
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"Exactly how many grains of sand are there on the beach? Xxx Which beach?" My beach of course xxx | |||
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"What is the purpose of life? Assuming there is a god, why is he/she playing a game with our lives? Is it for his/her amusement? Who first saw a chicken laying an egg and thought to themselves....'mmmmmm, I want to eat that thing that just came out of its bottom' Why is the sky blue? Finally...how long is a piece of string? " Somebody did have an answer to the sky question on here awhile ago | |||
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"What is the purpose of life? Assuming there is a god, why is he/she playing a game with our lives? Is it for his/her amusement? Who first saw a chicken laying an egg and thought to themselves....'mmmmmm, I want to eat that thing that just came out of its bottom' Why is the sky blue? Photons Finally...how long is a piece of string? " | |||
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"Finally...how long is a piece of string? " Twice the length from the centre to one end. | |||
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"meatloaf i will do anything for love but i wont do that what is it he wont do ?" Swallow | |||
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol) your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in....." Wow I have learnt something today...but it didn't burn on way in lol | |||
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"Why do I keep putting my fecking back out?? I'm supposed to be a milf - not an OAP!! " I could have sworn I saw your oap bus pass on the floor.... | |||
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"Finally...how long is a piece of string? Twice the length from the centre to one end." Mind - blown | |||
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer " I think it's best we do't ask mate. Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight | |||
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer I think it's best we do't ask mate. Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight " I keep watching those police programmes, I'm sure I've seen her, notice how she disappeared for a few days recently? Hold on someone's at the door... | |||
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer I think it's best we do't ask mate. Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight I keep watching those police programmes, I'm sure I've seen her, notice how she disappeared for a few days recently? Hold on someone's at the door..." Ok. Be careful when you open the door though. There's a lot of dodgy people around these days. | |||
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer I think it's best we do't ask mate. Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight I keep watching those police programmes, I'm sure I've seen her, notice how she disappeared for a few days recently? Hold on someone's at the door... Ok. Be careful when you open the door though. There's a lot of dodgy people around these days." Actually there were two very nice, very big gentleman with south London accents at the door of all things but erm, I er would like to withdraw my last two erm posts, I'd just like to say they weren't funny and I'm now withdrawing to bed early to hide under the duvet. | |||
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work! how very rude of that person It had"my trifle" wrote on it very clearly in red marker...bastards" Who takes trifle to work? How very odd | |||
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"meatloaf i will do anything for love but i wont do that what is it he wont do ?" The four things he says he will never do are: -forget the way you feel right now -forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight -do it better than I do it with you, so long -stop dreaming of you every night of my life In addition, at the song's conclusion, the female vocalist predicts two other things that he will do: "You'll see that it's time to move on" and "You'll be screwing around". To both of these, he emphatically responds, "I won't do that!" Also, to all the people in the thread attributing it to Meatloaf, he was just the recording artist, the song was written by Jim Steinman | |||
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"Who put the bop in the bop shewhop shewhop and who put the ram in the ramalama dingdong?" Yeah...took me fuckin' ages to get outa that ramalama dingdong last time they did it!!! | |||
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"Why do we strive for hot sunshine , then moan that it's too hot when it finally arrives " Because it's typical British etiquette | |||
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol) your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in....." Thankfully with taste buds just on the way in | |||
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"I'm 38 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out What is the way to get to Sesame Street Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed Why "abbreviation "is such a long word Why is dyslexia so hard to spell What is the way to Amarillo Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet washing liquid is made with real lemons Why do you have to "put your two pence in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs What is Victoria's secret What unanswered questions do you have?" why is the word "if" such a big word? | |||
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