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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I always make the effort to read a persons profile and write a message with effort, provided it's not a ranting profile, but..

To those that write a novel on your profile, why!?!?

And do people actually read the whole thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's too long you're not compatible.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Nope.

I click the back button after about 5 lines and look elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just save the time by not reading profiles at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they don't - I don't read their inane drivelling mails - Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope.

I click the back button after about 5 lines and look elsewhere."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My real profile is long. It acts as a self fulfilling filter. If someone can't be bothered to read it, I can't be bothered to meet them. At least, that's what I decided before I changed it to this shit profile. I might write 'cabbages and Kings' 33 times as it makes not a joy of difference.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Maybe thats where I'm going wrong ...... Im just trying to be open and honest in mine

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"If it's too long you're not compatible. "

exactly couldn't have put it better myself .

Your profile is a snap shot of who you are it only has to attract some one who thinks like you .

Remember like attracts like ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make the effort to read a persons profile and write a message with effort, provided it's not a ranting profile, but..

To those that write a novel on your profile, why!?!?

And do people actually read the whole thing? "

Why? Cos it's their ad and they want to and they not charged per character used

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Well, considering my profile is pretty much just an attempt to say I probably won't message back and don't meet very often at all then if they can't be arsed to read it they only have themselves to blame when I fail to respond to their message. In fact I'm betting if I changed it to "I probably won't respond to your message or ever meet you" they still wouldn't bother reading it.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Ours is quite long & it was longer, tbh it'll stay that long to. Says what we want etc.

We'd rather that than saying little & then having to say it on PM's individually anyway??

Blokes still didn't read it though & would message us, so your all blocked..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's toooooo long

It's toooooo short

Not enough detail

Too much detail

Pictures are crap

Read it

Don't read it

As long as you get to the end result ?????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IMO about a sonnets worth of lines is just enough to put across everything you need people to know...

anything less shows you don't care either way and anything more shows you cant make your mind up

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

I have a long profile but that's coz I like to put it out there who I am what I want and what I like so I don't have to keep going over it over and over again

People who dont read it I don't bother paying much attention to and that's id I bother replying

I find it ignorant that I've taken the tine to write about myself and people cbt be arsed to read

At the end of the day the info is there for a reason

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I always make the effort to read a persons profile and write a message with effort, provided it's not a ranting profile, but..

To those that write a novel on your profile, why!?!?

And do people actually read the whole thing? "

Cause I can.

And I've no idea but it certainly sorts out the wheat from the chaff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make the effort to read a persons profile and write a message with effort, provided it's not a ranting profile, but..

To those that write a novel on your profile, why!?!?

And do people actually read the whole thing? "

It didn't take me long to read yours and it told me all I need to know.

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"a sonnets worth"

I like that unit of measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone to there own I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make the effort to read a persons profile and write a message with effort, provided it's not a ranting profile, but..

To those that write a novel on your profile, why!?!?

And do people actually read the whole thing?

It didn't take me long to read yours and it told me all I need to know."

Which is what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we're a couple we have to describe both of us but we try to be concise as we can, so it's difficult to make it short. Plus it's a filter, it's too long for someone, they're not for us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes Im guilty of a wordy one but only because its so bloody awful for guys on here, i dont want to waste their time. If any of the things on there are a deal breaker, at least he found out before messaging ? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone's took the time to write it tho at lease read it . At least you'll know your not what there looking for or there not what your looking for before waisting both your times

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By *atandasmileMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Remember like attracts like"

Like magnetism: north and south - oh wait.

Like electricity: positive and negative - oh wait.

Like gravity. Yeah, that's it.

"Honey, I'm attracted to your gravitational pull."

Should go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles reflect not who a person is, but either how they see themselves, or how they would like to be seen. So, to me, a very long profile is simply so much drivel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't bother if it's too long move along

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have referenced this at the end of my profile

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Their profile their choices, my profile my choice,

So many folk seem to focus on what others do that they font like, focus on folk who do things you do like..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define too long.

If someone has made the effort to write then I'll read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have referenced this at the end of my profile "

Can't be arsed to read it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I have referenced this at the end of my profile

Can't be arsed to read it. "

Lazy moo

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By *isalovezTV/TS
over a year ago

Paris

The worst ones are the ones with endless demands typed in capitol letters.

Delusional or what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's mahoosive - read it or don't. But I'll know if I'm messaged by a guy who hasn't bothered and has just looked at the pics.

Those who message saying 'Amazing tits babe' don't ever get to play with them

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Mine's mahoosive - read it or don't. But I'll know if I'm messaged by a guy who hasn't bothered and has just looked at the pics.

Those who message saying 'Amazing tits babe' don't ever get to play with them "

*sends an "Amazing lips hunni, I could put them to good use" message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is approaching novella length, however we often receive complimentary messages from folk. To be honest it's a whole load of nonsense but it makes us smile x

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Mines is long and I have many lovely eye catching messages in return as well but I don't think I'm being a smart ass I kinda just say what I like without overstepping, I do hope my sense of humour comes through but I do find that I still have messages saying they the magic 3 words only.

But I do try to reply esp when my fingers feel numb lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's mahoosive - read it or don't. But I'll know if I'm messaged by a guy who hasn't bothered and has just looked at the pics.

Those who message saying 'Amazing tits babe' don't ever get to play with them

*sends an "Amazing lips hunni, I could put them to good use" message "

Yeah I get that a lot too...

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"I always make the effort to read a persons profile and write a message with effort, provided it's not a ranting profile, but..

To those that write a novel on your profile, why!?!?

And do people actually read the whole thing? "

well i always think why say it in ten line's when you can say it in 300 line's.. do people read the whole thing.. i don't think I've even read the whole thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I always make the effort to read a persons profile and write a message with effort, provided it's not a ranting profile, but..

To those that write a novel on your profile, why!?!?

And do people actually read the whole thing?

well i always think why say it in ten line's when you can say it in 300 line's.. do people read the whole thing.. i don't think I've even read the whole thing"

Good things come in small packages sometimes.

Even though I do read some profiles, too much blah blah blah gets rather tedious and makes me want to take up basket weaving instead

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