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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your worst chat up line experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst one for me was a guy who said 'I've always wanted to fuck a scouser'.

Needless to say, it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The worst one for me was a guy who said 'I've always wanted to fuck a scouser'.

Needless to say, it didn't happen

I don't understand what runs through peoples minds at time! Could been a lot worse though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That gotta be 'Hey you, I am the Dark destroyer fancy to be destroy'

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....

On a vanilla first date...

Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"

Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "

Him " now ask me"

Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"

Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I like big women and you're gorgeous".

No. Just no.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Fancy a fuck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fancy a fuck

That *has* worked for me

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fancy a fuck

That *has* worked for me

And me.

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By *pal2Man
over a year ago

cumbria

On the dancefloor....

'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

That's always worked for me

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Wanting to catch a young ladies attention in the high street a mate called out "Oi dreamboat"

The wrong lady turned round

"Not you shipwreck"

He went home alone that evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....

On a vanilla first date...

Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"

Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "

Him " now ask me"

Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"

Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!"

Rolls eyes

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Fancy a fuck

That *has* worked for me

And me.

And me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....

On a vanilla first date...

Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"

Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "

Him " now ask me"

Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"

Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!"

Do you know if he got slapped?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....

On a vanilla first date...

Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"

Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "

Him " now ask me"

Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"

Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!

Do you know if he got slapped?"

It was said to me and I fucked him that night

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Best one today "Are you fertile?"

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

""I like big women and you're gorgeous".

No. Just no."

I hope he got a slap lig x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

""I like big women and you're gorgeous".

No. Just no.

I hope he got a slap lig x"

I was tempted. But that would have meant spilling my pint.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

""I like big women and you're gorgeous".

No. Just no.

I hope he got a slap lig x

I was tempted. But that would have meant spilling my pint."

Oooh ouch yeah don't waste it. I hope it was cider

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

""I like big women and you're gorgeous".

No. Just no.

I hope he got a slap lig x

I was tempted. But that would have meant spilling my pint.

Oooh ouch yeah don't waste it. I hope it was cider

I don't mind cider. I even know how to make it. But I am a beer girl when out and about I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your stocking ...or a stairway to heaven

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

""I like big women and you're gorgeous".

No. Just no.

I hope he got a slap lig x

I was tempted. But that would have meant spilling my pint.

Oooh ouch yeah don't waste it. I hope it was cider

I don't mind cider. I even know how to make it. But I am a beer girl when out and about I'm afraid.

I'll let you off cuz ur gurt lush (that'll be lost on all non Bristolian's )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....

On a vanilla first date...

Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"

Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "

Him " now ask me"

Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"

Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!

Do you know if he got slapped?

It was said to me and I fucked him that night

Must of been make up sex then

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I've also had the " ride my cock and I'll break you like a kit Kat"

Um no thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I smell your fanny?

Reply - No!

Must be your feet then!

I'll get my coat lol

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