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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates."

Me, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Agree with you ^

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I like Hatters

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

Me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine. "

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person "

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Hatters

*tips hat*

Why thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

Well, that's just hurtful.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I like Hatters

*tips hat*

Why thank you."

My pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

Well, that's just hurtful."

Someone might kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

Well, that's just hurtful.

Someone might kiss it better

We can hope, I'll just have a cry until then though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....

**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.

***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....

**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.

***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket..."

*flips hair*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know as I haven't really read anyone's profile from the forums for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....

**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.

***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...

*flips hair*

Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....

**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.

***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...

*flips hair*

Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.

But the hair is synonymous with me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....

**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.

***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...

*flips hair*

Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.

But the hair is synonymous with me now

"The" hair? At least you've stopped referring to it as "your" hair......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

Thread closed.

Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.

Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person

Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

Aaah Markoh still did it better

*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....

**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.

***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...

*flips hair*

Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.

But the hair is synonymous with me now

"The" hair? At least you've stopped referring to it as "your" hair......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Maybe there should be more than one award;

Funniest male, female, couple, TV etc....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never read profiles I just pic perv

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By *orrado76Man
over a year ago

Banbury

So your telling me people on here actually read profiles? It's all lies I tell you, lies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky Monkey,Clem Fandango and Granny Crumpet all have good ones.

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By *orrado76Man
over a year ago

Banbury

Oh ffs, I've just re-read my post and realised I've made the "your" instead of the correct "you're" faux pas. I could blame it on being day d*unk on my miserable 40th birthday but I guess that would be too self degrading.

Shit. Too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told mine is funny, it's not meant to be funny though!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Pops in to advocate her profile as being pretty entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in to advocate her profile as being pretty entertaining

Can't beat a bit of bully.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People actually read them?! Tina's is always good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I distract people with photos instead

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've written proof it's mine...

And.. Here it is ...

This is to certify johnsoda0204 has the dirtiest profile on fab.

Signed

Sydney university.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told mine is witty but judge for yourselves (yes this is a look at me post)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best and funniest profile I've read belongs to .YOLO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know as I haven't really read anyone's profile from the forums for a while."

Same here, a just like looking at the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why me of course - NOT lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pops in to advocate her profile as being pretty entertaining

That it was

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates."

yours is fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter. "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.

Of course

Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.

Of course

Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me."

Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.

Of course

Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me.

Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please

Damn, my cunning plan has been rumbled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.

Of course

Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me.

Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please

I don't care, as long as he wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.

Of course

Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me.

Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please

I don't care, as long as he wins. "

I've never been beaten in a fight, fair or otherwise, planned or unplanned....

Just sayin......

Alas I am beard and 6 pack free.

Someone stole my hair and left me with a Party 7.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

yours is fun"

At last a true profiler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a lot out there tbh especially forum users x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot out there tbh especially forum users x"

You can't leave it at that, you've got to name on.

*pick me, pick me, pick me....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

no, i have imo the kittiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

"
should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?"

Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had most luck with my current profile. Strangely enough.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

*coffs politely*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have changed mine yet again. Fill your boots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have changed mine yet again. Fill your boots.

Yup! That's about all it takes! Any more than that is a waste of perving time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.

*coffs politely*

He also has a tendency towards hyperbole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have changed mine yet again. Fill your boots.

Yup! That's about all it takes! Any more than that is a waste of perving time

Bloody right

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It certainly isn't mine. Mine is designed to keep the riff-raff away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!

*sips mead and adjusts bosom

"whistles La Oscuridad to heel and watches the fear rise as thine enemies hide behind thee........."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine amuses me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine amuses me

Oh wait! No it doesn't.....it amused me before i changed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine amuses me

Oh wait! No it doesn't.....it amused me before i changed it

... But you have those pics. Nobody has ever noticed that your profile has/had text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine amuses me

Oh wait! No it doesn't.....it amused me before i changed it

... But you have those pics. Nobody has ever noticed that your profile has/had text. "

You mean all that effort I put into my profile text was wasted???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Justabitdirty....

Best profile EVER...

Has questions... Jaffa Cakes and Wotsits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot out there tbh especially forum users x

You can't leave it at that, you've got to name on.

*pick me, pick me, pick me....

Id have to go and read some and i cba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teabags and JimiUk have funny profiles.

Love their wit

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tina titz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.

Me, obvs.

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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine

Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine. "

I agree

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. "
so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cubicinch by far made me laugh the most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot out there tbh especially forum users x

You can't leave it at that, you've got to name on.

*pick me, pick me, pick me....

Id have to go and read some and i cba

Pfffffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_ire_blade, without a doubt. Had my brew coming out my nose as I snorted with laughter. Sexily, o'course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, I've won this, right?

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

I like to think mine makes me come across as something of a twit

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By *edRapscallionMan
over a year ago

London

Wait, wit! I mean wit!

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a witty profile, it makes my clit twitch

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, wit! I mean wit!"

It works, write more x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a witty profile, it makes my clit twitch

Mrs x"

I thought that was in Wales????

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

So who won then? These suspenders are killing me and ive downed my bodyweight in mead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our friends "wasted saints" always raises a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our friends "wasted saints" always raises a smile

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xx"

Your user name makes me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. "
..smug grin

i win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...

Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...

Remember answers are just for fun.

You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates."

I think profile names should be posted. I do love reading

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Our friends "wasted saints" always raises a smile

...

xx"

We don't catch pokemon cos we like looking at boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman who stated on her profile:

"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"

Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"

I think that was hilarious lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen one that says;

"if you don't look like your profile photo when you turn up, you're buying me vodka till you do."

I liked that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading profiles? I didn't even know that was an option!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin

i win

Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I've seen one that says;

"if you don't look like your profile photo when you turn up, you're buying me vodka till you do."

I liked that.....

That's been said to death though hasn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin

i win

Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke."

You're still my favourite kitty

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I've seen one that says;

"if you don't look like your profile photo when you turn up, you're buying me vodka till you do."

I liked that.....

I did too. Can't remember who it was though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin

i win

Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke.

You're still my favourite kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman who stated on her profile:

"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"

Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"

I think that was hilarious lol"

Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen one that says;

"if you don't look like your profile photo when you turn up, you're buying me vodka till you do."

I liked that.....

That's been said to death though hasn't it

I've only seen it once, can't recall where.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman who stated on her profile:

"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"

Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"

I think that was hilarious lol

Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious. "

It's not God they'll be meeting.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman who stated on her profile:

"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"

Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"

I think that was hilarious lol

Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious.

It's not God they'll be meeting......."

You speak for yourself, I'm going to heaven because I'm an

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't get more wittier than mine thanks. You're all pretenders to my throne of exquisite wit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman who stated on her profile:

"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"

Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"

I think that was hilarious lol

Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious.

It's not God they'll be meeting.......

You speak for yourself, I'm going to heaven because I'm an

A virgin too....

Virgin on the ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is the funniest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman who stated on her profile:

"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"

Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"

I think that was hilarious lol

Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious.

It's not God they'll be meeting.......

You speak for yourself, I'm going to heaven because I'm an

A virgin too....

Virgin on the ridiculous "

I can just about get away with

I reckon suggesting I'm a virgin is stretching credibility a bit too far....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin

i win

Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke."
go find an owner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin

i win

Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke.go find an owner...

I'm trying

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"no, i have imo the kittiest

I think you will find I am the kittiest.

should have known id be challenged by you

go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?

Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin

i win

Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke.go find an owner...

I'm trying"
good luck xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What only 1 mention. You miserable load of fuckers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"What only 1 mention. You miserable load of fuckers

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great idea for a profile bladey

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

You're all wrong...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"You're all wrong..."
i know, ive got used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a witty profile, it makes my clit twitch

Mrs x"

Isn't that a game they play at Hogwarts? Clittwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still mine.

Thank's for joining in everyone.

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