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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It suggests you have a bad memory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?"

it suggests you buy too much bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?"

I'll be round in ten, I've run out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or that you have a big freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It suggests you have a bad memory...

that too.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It suggests you have a bad memory...

That's very true. In certain senses. Some things stick in my memory, some things don't.

I'm also very disorganised when it comes to food shopping. That's why I was sorting out my freezer - I'm working on being better at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

it suggests you buy too much bacon. "

Too much and bacon in the same sentence makes no sense at all

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

it suggests you buy too much bacon. "

Yep, I accept that theory.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Or that you have a big freezer "

Not big enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

it suggests you buy too much bacon.

Too much and bacon in the same sentence makes no sense at all

Not eating it is nonsensical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or that you have a big freezer

Not big enough."

I don't think we can ever have a big enough freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsmoked??

I'll take two packets off you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It suggests you have a bad memory...

That's very true. In certain senses. Some things stick in my memory, some things don't.

I'm also very disorganised when it comes to food shopping. That's why I was sorting out my freezer - I'm working on being better at it."

No worries, we can't be good at everything.

This thread is making me hungry. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It suggests you have a bad memory...

that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It suggests you have a bad memory...

That's very true. In certain senses. Some things stick in my memory, some things don't.

I'm also very disorganised when it comes to food shopping. That's why I was sorting out my freezer - I'm working on being better at it.

No worries, we can't be good at everything.

This thread is making me hungry. Lol"

eggs, bacon and mushrooms on wholemeal toast with butter

Hot hot hot strong tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It suggests you have a bad memory...

That's very true. In certain senses. Some things stick in my memory, some things don't.

I'm also very disorganised when it comes to food shopping. That's why I was sorting out my freezer - I'm working on being better at it."

My mum used to rip the lables of things she had used and keep them in an old ice cream tub, then she would get them out and use them to compile a shopping list, but then again she used to save the wrapping paper from presents "just in case"

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?"

Bacon is never the problem...

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

it suggests you buy too much bacon.

Too much and bacon in the same sentence makes no sense at all

Some is now in the fridge defrosting. Bacon and eggs for brekkie tomorrow

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bacon & egg, or bacon & mushroon, but never both or it all ends up falling out of your butty and making a right mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bacon!!! That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It suggests you have a bad memory...

That's very true. In certain senses. Some things stick in my memory, some things don't.

I'm also very disorganised when it comes to food shopping. That's why I was sorting out my freezer - I'm working on being better at it.

I like your Mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always have at least 5 packets of emergency bacon in the freezer, don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was me thinking that I had been a good boy for having just porridge for breakfast! And now all this talk of bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It suggests that you should hold an orgy and serve everyone bacon butties in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was me thinking that I had been a good boy for having just porridge for breakfast! And now all this talk of bacon

I had a nectarine and strawberries with yogurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During the apocalypse you'll be able to use that as trading tool to establish yourself as a gang leader of merciless folk. The bacon the Queen

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?"

It suggests you live too far away for a bacon sandwich! If you come across any Sunday roasts though you know who to call.

PS, We bought two packs Friday & there's none in the house now

S&H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A problem that you gavent eaten it but not for buying it.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It suggests that you should hold an orgy and serve everyone bacon butties in the morning

Now there's an idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

it suggests you buy too much bacon.

Too much and bacon in the same sentence makes no sense at all

Not eating it is nonsensical "

I disagree, I don't eat bacon.

*hands in man card...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?"

Do you want me to buy the naps/rolls/buns (keeping the options open) and we could have a fab bacon buttey ? At least helps you with the bacon situation..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol and i thought having 12 cans of tuna, 6 tins of mushy peas and 5 jars of beetroot was bad.. least im not the only one who doesnt check before going shopping

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over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?"

Bacon is for eating not for freezing

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

Do you want me to buy the naps/rolls/buns (keeping the options open) and we could have a fab bacon buttey ? At least helps you with the bacon situation..

Bring 'em round. I'll defrost the bacon!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"lol and i thought having 12 cans of tuna, 6 tins of mushy peas and 5 jars of beetroot was bad.. least im not the only one who doesnt check before going shopping

I'm not even going to count how many tins of tuna I have.

That said, I do eat loads of the stuff and I buy it when it's on special offer.

Some weeks I virtually live on tuna salads and protein shakes.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

it suggests you buy too much bacon.

Too much and bacon in the same sentence makes no sense at all

Not eating it is nonsensical

I disagree, I don't eat bacon.

*hands in man card...

I do eat bacon and I'm not a man

I don't think it's essential to be a man to eat bacon, or to eat bacon to be a man.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

You can never have too much bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just sorted out my freezer.

I have seven packets of bacon.

Does this suggest I have a problem with bacon? Or that I don't have a problem with bacon, as I've not eaten it?

it suggests you buy too much bacon.

Too much and bacon in the same sentence makes no sense at all

Not eating it is nonsensical

I disagree, I don't eat bacon.

*hands in man card...

I do eat bacon and I'm not a man

I don't think it's essential to be a man to eat bacon, or to eat bacon to be a man."

What if the man was made of bacon?

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