FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

The DENTIST....

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im off there in a min ...

one tooth gotta come out today and i hate needles.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i never need injections at the dentist.

ive had plenty of work done but for some reason i do not feel pain in the gum area save biting the inside of the mouth which a lot of people do after injections.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Good luck. Ive been 4 times in the past 3 weeks. Thankfully didnt need a tooth out but its going to cost £2000 for my tooth implant. Think i will hold on to the one ive got a bit longer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

owwwww

i had to have one pulled a few months back and it wasnt nice, so fingers crossed it goes better for you than it did for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Im off there in a min ...

one tooth gotta come out today and i hate needles. "

i dont need a dentist,nor an injection,

when removing my teeth.

thee what i mean.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This could have been so much more funnier if you could have posted it only 15 minutes ago.

Then I could have replied is it 2.30?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it about a dentist go for a check up then a week later in need of a filling.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it about a dentist go for a check up then a week later in need of a filling."

who's in need of filling

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brush your teeth folks...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was there last wednesday, the place was full of people, and with the prices having gone up on the 1st of april,i think they must be onto a good thing..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well its sly stallone checking in

5 bleeding injections cuz they wouldnt work. She says cuz i hadnt eaten enough with only a nana and yoghurt

Got a false crown for two weeks and then a fitting and then .....this tooth out...Its still sat here

Now i feel like i got mick jaggers lips and am talking very strange.

Straw to drink with

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh i cant thuck

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can thuck again now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Have had a few dodgy dentists over the years which put me off going to see them for many years, but I've since found the best dentist I've ever met in my entire life... this guy is awesome.

When he gives you an injection you don't feel a thing. You only know he's done it because he takes his fingers outta your mouth and says, "All done".

I'm dreading the day he retires cause I doubt I'll find another one as good as he is.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This one was like that but its a she.

Never felt no prick at all

But i had a little exposed nerve and ooooooooooo when she touched it....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

save your money when needing teeth removed. me and saucy have baseball bats and will knock them out for a pack of cigs or a bottle of buckie

***HE made me write this - i am so anti-violence

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"save your money when needing teeth removed. me and saucy have baseball bats and will knock them out for a pack of cigs or a bottle of buckie

***HE made me write this - i am so anti-violence "

...but not anti-Buckfast apparently

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"save your money when needing teeth removed. me and saucy have baseball bats and will knock them out for a pack of cigs or a bottle of buckie

***HE made me write this - i am so anti-violence "

lol

_muma and saucy,

dental practitioners,to the mentally

insane.

we could even,have a wee jingle.

IF YER MENTAL,

COME FER SOME DENTAL.dada da dada

only thing is,who will be mad enough to come.

dringdring....dringdring....dringdring.

there's the phone,i'll get it.

.

HELLO...........YES IT IS.......

OK,SO THATS 9.30 NEXT FRIDAY,SEE YOU THEN.

.

WENDY!! get the bat out,

that was peaches.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"save your money when needing teeth removed. me and saucy have baseball bats and will knock them out for a pack of cigs or a bottle of buckie

***HE made me write this - i am so anti-violence

lol

_muma and saucy,

dental practitioners,to the mentally

insane.

we could even,have a wee jingle.

IF YER MENTAL,

COME FER SOME DENTAL.dada da dada

only thing is,who will be mad enough to come.

dringdring....dringdring....dringdring.

there's the phone,i'll get it.

.

HELLO...........YES IT IS.......

OK,SO THATS 9.30 NEXT FRIDAY,SEE YOU THEN.

.

WENDY!! get the bat out,

that was peaches. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I`ve got to go back and give my one a kick in the nuts! I had a filling come out over Xmas. Had a new filling done at the beginning of January and the bastid thing fell out in the week!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate the dentist. Ive not been in about 6 years. I brush 3 times daily and scale my teeth myself. I am so petrified.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"save your money when needing teeth removed. me and saucy have baseball bats and will knock them out for a pack of cigs or a bottle of buckie

***HE made me write this - i am so anti-violence

lol

_muma and saucy,

dental practitioners,to the mentally

insane.

we could even,have a wee jingle.

IF YER MENTAL,

COME FER SOME DENTAL.dada da dada

only thing is,who will be mad enough to come.

dringdring....dringdring....dringdring.

there's the phone,i'll get it.

.

HELLO...........YES IT IS.......

OK,SO THATS 9.30 NEXT FRIDAY,SEE YOU THEN.

.

WENDY!! get the bat out,

that was peaches.

job's a good un. I love the smell of blood in the morning. did you get the money of her dad???

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well at least i can say ive had a prick in me mouth this week.

Several actually .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"save your money when needing teeth removed. me and saucy have baseball bats and will knock them out for a pack of cigs or a bottle of buckie

***HE made me write this - i am so anti-violence

lol

_muma and saucy,

dental practitioners,to the mentally

insane.

we could even,have a wee jingle.

IF YER MENTAL,

COME FER SOME DENTAL.dada da dada

only thing is,who will be mad enough to come.

dringdring....dringdring....dringdring.

there's the phone,i'll get it.

.

HELLO...........YES IT IS.......

OK,SO THATS 9.30 NEXT FRIDAY,SEE YOU THEN.

.

WENDY!! get the bat out,

that was peaches.

job's a good un. I love the smell of blood in the morning. did you get the money of her dad???

"

it's ok,she's got another 6 appointments.

she'll keep us in cigs and buckfast,for life.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two others...so ner ner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rs WhiteCouple
over a year ago

South

When I was a young apprentice, an older woman who I fancied like mad, who knew it and teased me like crazy, told me one day,

"I'm going to the dentist and he's going to put his tool in my mouth!"

OMG..the images conjured up!! in a young boys mind..lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Two others...so ner ner "

hahahaha, you THINK it's only 2.......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two others...so ner ner

hahahaha, you THINK it's only 2......."

And as if by magic the Scottish one appears xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This could have been so much more funnier if you could have posted it only 15 minutes ago.

Then I could have replied is it 2.30? "

two thirty! Tooth Hurty haha ..ha Geddit ? Who says Arthur Askey died ? hahaha ! Tooth hurty...... my sides my sides! xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

c'mon gran, did it take 2 days to get that one, lol.

Made me chuckle too though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Two others...so ner ner

hahahaha, you THINK it's only 2.......

And as if by magic the Scottish one appears xx "

shuttit or you will be needing an emergency denitist pal!!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top